NEW: That Peter Crouch Podcast Tall or Nothing

This episode truly gets you behind the scenes of your favourite podcast as the boys let you listen to recordings that never made it onto episodes. Things in the pub can get quite random so be prepared for silliness about toilets, babysitters and the Chuckle Brothers. Plus you'll hear more about Mbappe and which footballer would be the ideal baby sitter. There's an exciting update on the Laout and an intriguing advert from a listener.
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After experiencing three loan moves during his career, Peter Crouch details spells in non-league, Sweden and the Championship. We hear how managers break the news that you're going out on loan, how difficult it can be to impress a new manager and exactly what happens when a 19 year old professional footballer gets sent to a remote Swedish town to play football. Chris and Statman discuss how to deal with a friend's difficult partner and a listener describes something incredible that they want to sell.
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Peter opens up a contract from his Premier League days with Stoke City so that you, alongside Chris and Statman, can learn how footballers negotiate, the clauses they insert into deals and what different motivations a club can offer. The Laout looks like it could be ready soon and there's an update on some more daughter-housery.
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We've all had a new boss at work so Crouchy takes us behind the scenes when a manager takes over at a club. He reveals the best (and worst) ways to introduce yourself to the squad, why the 'new manager bounce' is actually a thing plus there's a revelation about a gaffer's shower routine, more amazing jingles to ponder and a watershed moment for the podcast.
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After some deliberation about the name of this episode you'll hear exactly what happens at a football club as soon as the final whistle is blown at the last game of the season. Crouchy discusses pool bombing with team mates, the role of Wayne Lineker and compares Erling Haaland's gifts to Freddos. Chris brings some 'Mayo Housery' to our attention and there is new competition for JLo around who could perform the Laout song.
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After being relegated three times during his career, Peter Crouch details what happens to a club that can't beat the drop. From detailing when players realise they are in a battle to discussing how things go badly wrong, you'll hear what goes on behind the scenes at struggling teams. Plus there's a request for Jennifer Lopez, an important update from BrewDog about the Laout and a potential new podcast catchphrase.
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