Night School Horror

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Night School Horror is a theatrical, unapologetic podcast that proudly isn’t for everyone. We’re here to inform, drop brutally honest takes, and entertain the hell out of you. From films and TV to the books we suffer through, from the classics to the new gen, from the cheap jump scares to the creeping dread, we dissect horror exactly how we want: chaotic, sarcastic, and unfiltered. Meet the Unqualified Faculty of NSH: “Florida’s Favorite Creep” Sabrina Ace“Your Gore Connoisseur” Mathew Malave (aka Mista Malave)“Your Favorite Movie Therapist” Tommy James (aka The Movie Guy BayBay)“The Cigarette Smoking Man” Big Money Eddie"The Evil Barbie" EdySo, grab a seat in the Creep Corner, light up that cigarette, and beware… you might just land on The List for loving Glorious Gore a little too much.

  1. Who You Got Challenge: The Smooth Bracket Breakdown

    15H AGO

    Who You Got Challenge: The Smooth Bracket Breakdown

    In this episode of the 2026 Who You Got Challenge, the crew takes on The Smooth Bracket — a tournament packed with characters that range from unstoppable icons to picks that make you immediately question someone’s judgment. Joining Tommy James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and defending chaos enthusiast Mista Malave is special guest Bobby from The GNP Project, while Challenge Administrator A-Town Ryan keeps the madness from completely derailing the bracket. On paper, this thing looks simple: legendary characters enter, one walks out. In reality? It turns into a strategic circus. Megatron starts throwing metal around like he owns the arena.Michael B Jordan is giving all the love.Black Panther proves why strategy matters.And somewhere in the middle of all of it, a ninja turtle, a shadow-cloning assassin, and a demon-powered singer start causing problems no one planned for. Expect: questionable logic disguised as strategysabotage attempts that may or may not be personalarguments about powers that spiral way beyond reasonand at least one moment where everyone realizes they backed the wrong characterThe Smooth Bracket decides the final character for MegaCon this weekend. Lets see what happpens.

    2h 4m
  2. Who You Got Challenge: The Creep Bracket Breakdown

    1D AGO

    Who You Got Challenge: The Creep Bracket Breakdown

    The 2026 Who You Got Challenge for MegaCon Orlando continues on with The Creep Bracket—a lineup so chaotic it probably violates several laws of physics, logic, and basic common sense. Joining the madness are Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, Mista Malave, Tommy James, Mike “Schmidthauser”, and our suffering Challenge Administrator Mr. A-Town Ryan, whose job is basically to keep this circus from completely burning down. This bracket throws together characters who probably should never share the same arena. We’re talking Ben 10’s Omnitrix, Sonic’s speed, Shrek’s questionable swamp strength, magic, alien tech, demons from hell, and at least one character who can literally inhale the universe like it’s a milkshake. Somewhere in the middle of this nonsense we try to answer extremely serious questions, like: Can Dr. Doom’s magic and technology actually handle a teenager with a watch full of alien war crimes?Does Sonic’s speed outrun ghosts… or just run directly into them?Could Beast Boy turn into something ridiculous enough to beat a literal demon idol?And is Kirby the most polite cosmic threat in existence?Along the way we break down absurd matchups, argue about power scaling like it actually matters, and remind everyone that in the Who You Got Challenge, knowledge is the difference between a genius pick and a pick that gets you laughed out of the bracket. If you enjoy ridiculous debates, chaotic nerd energy, and hypothetical fights that should never work but somehow do, welcome to the show. This is the Creep Bracket. Try to keep up.

    1h 47m
  3. Who You Got Challenge: The Malave Bracket Breakdown

    MAR 9

    Who You Got Challenge: The Malave Bracket Breakdown

    The 2026 Who You Got Challenge truly begins with Malave’s side of the MegaCon bracket, and things get messy fast. Mista Malave, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, Tommy James, and Mr. A-Town Ryan step into the arena to break down a lineup of fictional fights that absolutely no one on the internet agrees about. Under the Fair Grounds rules, characters are capped, prep time exists, and “because they’re OP” isn’t an argument. Every matchup gets dissected the way it should be — strengths, weaknesses, strategy, and the occasional reality check when someone tries to sneak in a cosmic-level cheat code. This episode’s battles feature a stacked lineup including Hancock, Rick Sanchez, Scarlet Witch, Samus Aran, Magneto, Eleven, and more — forcing the panel to dig into powers, weaknesses, strategy, and the uncomfortable reality that some fan-favorite characters might not survive the bracket. Expect heated arguments, questionable logic, power-scaling debates, and at least one moment where someone realizes their favorite character might actually get wrecked. Votes are cast. The bracket moves forward. And someone’s pick probably just died in the first round.

    2h 5m
  4. Who You Got Challenge – 2026 MegaCon Draft

    MAR 1

    Who You Got Challenge – 2026 MegaCon Draft

    The Who You Got Challenge is officially out of retirement — rebuilt from the ground up for 2026. Old brackets? Gone. Previous records? Cleared. Excuses? Deleted. This year starts with the MegaCon Draft. Reigning champion Mista Malave returns to defend his reputation. Tommy James is here to cause problems. And making her official challenge debut, Sabrina Ace steps into the game. Four categories:Movies. TV. Comics/Literature. Video Games. Origin rules apply. If they can’t be defeated, they don’t get drafted. No immortal hacks. No cosmic “well technically.” If they’re unbeatable, they’re unpickable. But the real headline? We’re introducing the Second Rounds On Us Champion Chain — because if someone’s going to rule pop culture for the year, they’re walking out with actual hardware. This isn’t just bragging rights anymore. This is legacy weight. Strategy gets exposed. Power levels get challenged. Nostalgia gets weaponized. And someone is absolutely going to make a pick they regret. New chain, New era, No safety net, The reset year begins now. Welcome back to the Who You Got Challenge.

    1h 3m
  5. IT: Welcome to Derry - Episodes 1–3 Review & Reactions

    11/18/2025

    IT: Welcome to Derry - Episodes 1–3 Review & Reactions

    Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace and The Evil Barbie Edy head straight into the worst tourist trap in America: Derry, Maine — where balloons float, morals don’t, and Pennywise is basically the HOA president. The duo tears into Welcome to Derry, dissecting how this prequel ties back to IT, why the town itself should be declared a biohazard, and which characters desperately need therapy, relocation, or both. They dive into the messy friendship drama, the racial tension baked into the story, Marge’s struggle to fit in, and Lily’s ongoing commitment to making terrible life choices. They also break down the personalized fears haunting the group, the questionable military involvement (because of course the government shows up late and confused), and the moment Pennywise steps onto the scene to remind everyone why Derry never has a full graduating class.

    1h 36m
  6. Call Me, Maybe and Get Grabby

    10/21/2025

    Call Me, Maybe and Get Grabby

    Class is back in session, and the phone won’t stop ringing...so naturally, Mista Malave and Sabrina Ace decided to answer it. This week, your unqualified educators of evil dive headfirst into The Black Phone 2, Blumhouse’s latest reminder that sometimes it’s better to let unknown numbers go to voicemail. The Grabber’s back with a more “hands-on” curriculum, Ethan Hawke’s giving full Freddy Krueger exchange-student energy, and somehow Finney’s too busy training dragons to show up for class, so the spotlight falls on Gwen, the only one still doing the homework. We’re talking missing kills, overactive grabbers, and Blumhouse’s undying love for milking sequels until the audience develops Stockholm Syndrome. So grab your rotary phone, ignore the static, and let’s see if this call is worth answering…

    1h 20m
  7. Apparently, Its Because of Ed Gein...

    10/14/2025

    Apparently, Its Because of Ed Gein...

    Tonight at Night School Horror, class is in session, and the lesson? Never let Netflix do your homework for you. We’re diving headfirst into Monster: The Ed Gein Story, a show so “based on true events”. The faculty tears into everything from Charlie Hunnam’s Oscar-worthy audition for Creepiest Mama’s Boy Alive to the series’ creative “liberties” (read: lies so bold they deserve their own SAG card). Along the way, we unpack the messy blend of mental illness, media exploitation, and true crime clickbait that somehow turned a grave robber into binge-worthy content. From Psycho to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, we follow Ed Gein’s nasty fingerprints across horror history, asking the hard questions: why do women always get the short end of the shovel, and how much sensationalism is too much when the truth was already nightmare fuel? And honestly.... do you believe “Owner of a Lonely Heart” fit that final Titanic/Stairway to "HELL" scene?

    1h 58m
  8. Alien Earth Finale

    10/01/2025

    Alien Earth Finale

    Tommy James and Big Money Eddie put on their hazmat suits and wade through the radioactive mess that was the Alien Earth finale. Spoiler alert: it sucked. From limp storytelling and cardboard “character arcs” to the ever-present fingerprints of corporate greed, our boys dissect how Hollywood once again proved it can milk a franchise until it’s bone-dry. Along the way, they chew over the role of horror in the Alien universe, gush (and gag) about the beauty of the xenomorph design.  In the end, the lesson is clear: if you’re a Hollywood writer, maybe stop writing like your audience has the memory span of a goldfish.

    1h 12m
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Night School Horror is a theatrical, unapologetic podcast that proudly isn’t for everyone. We’re here to inform, drop brutally honest takes, and entertain the hell out of you. From films and TV to the books we suffer through, from the classics to the new gen, from the cheap jump scares to the creeping dread, we dissect horror exactly how we want: chaotic, sarcastic, and unfiltered. Meet the Unqualified Faculty of NSH: “Florida’s Favorite Creep” Sabrina Ace“Your Gore Connoisseur” Mathew Malave (aka Mista Malave)“Your Favorite Movie Therapist” Tommy James (aka The Movie Guy BayBay)“The Cigarette Smoking Man” Big Money Eddie"The Evil Barbie" EdySo, grab a seat in the Creep Corner, light up that cigarette, and beware… you might just land on The List for loving Glorious Gore a little too much.

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