219 episodes

Martial Arts is not a hobby, it is a lifestyle. Join Marco Perazzo and Tim Carpenter as they discuss all facets of the life of THE true martial artist. They will be covering the latest news in MMA, BJJ, Grappling, Boxing, Wrestling, kickboxing, along with the training, business, mental skills, fitness, and nutrition that make up the lifestyle of the Martial Artist.

Ninja Rob Marco Perazzo & Tim Carpenter

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    • 4.9 • 80 Ratings

Martial Arts is not a hobby, it is a lifestyle. Join Marco Perazzo and Tim Carpenter as they discuss all facets of the life of THE true martial artist. They will be covering the latest news in MMA, BJJ, Grappling, Boxing, Wrestling, kickboxing, along with the training, business, mental skills, fitness, and nutrition that make up the lifestyle of the Martial Artist.

    Choke Stats, Tyson Fury Fights, and Banya Bandits: Ninja Rob Podcast Returns

    Choke Stats, Tyson Fury Fights, and Banya Bandits: Ninja Rob Podcast Returns

    🥊 After a brief hiatus, your favorite martial arts mavens are back in the dojo for another episode of “The Ninja Rob Podcast.” This week, Marco, Tim, and JB reunite to unpack a punch-packed agenda, blending iconic fights with a side of sauna shenanigans.

    🍽️ Kicking off with a nostalgic nod, we dive into the legendary UFC 1 round table dinner, reminiscing about the original fighters who laid the groundwork for today’s MMA landscape. It’s a rare glimpse into the roots of UFC, served with insider anecdotes and a side of reverence for these trailblazing combatants.

    📊 Next, we grapple with statistics, exploring the top choke finishes in UFC history. Spoiler alert: the rear naked choke reigns supreme! Join us as we dissect these iconic finishes, discussing technique, impact, and why some chokes dominate the octagon.

    🥊 Shifting gears to the world of heavyweight boxing, we analyze the much-anticipated Fury vs. Ngannou showdown. It’s a clash of titans that had the martial arts world buzzing – and we’re here to break down every possible angle.

    👊 Bare-knuckle MMA also makes it to our mat. It’s gritty, it’s raw, and it’s redefining boundaries in combat sports. We share our unfiltered views on this controversial evolution of fighting, debating its merits and the future it might carve out.

    🧖‍♂️ Finally, we close with some lighter fare – stories from the banya, including an amusing (and slightly mystifying) tale of towel theft. It’s a slice of life from our off-mat adventures, proving that even fighters aren’t immune to everyday absurdities.

    🎧 Whether you’re a martial arts enthusiast, a fight stats geek, or just here for the unexpected banya chronicles, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in to “The Ninja Rob Podcast” for insights, laughs, and a unique take on the world of fighting and beyond. It’s good to be back – and we’re just getting warmed up!

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Lost in the Dojo: A Hazy Journey from Martial Arts to... Well, We Forgot

    Lost in the Dojo: A Hazy Journey from Martial Arts to... Well, We Forgot

    🥋 Welcome to another unpredictable episode of "The Ninja Rob Podcast," where our memories are as flexible as our fighting stances! This week, Marco, Tim, and JB dive into the mystical world of martial arts, meandering through the depths of fighting techniques, life lessons, and... um, something else we were supposed to remember.
    🎙️ Prepare for a rollercoaster of tangents and forgotten topics, as we not only embrace the fluidity of martial arts but also the chaotic charm of our own minds. It's been a month since we recorded this gem, and in true ninja fashion, the details have vanished like a ninja in a smoke bomb!
    🤣 Laugh along as we try to piece together our original intentions for this episode while poking fun at ourselves for the late release. It's a candid, behind-the-scenes look at what happens when three hosts have a blast talking but can't quite recall what about.
    🎧 Tune in for an episode that's as much about the mysteries of martial arts as it is about the mysteries of our recording schedule. We promise it's a unique blend of wisdom, wit, and whimsical forgetfulness that only "The Ninja Rob Podcast" can deliver. Ready to laugh and learn... or at least try to remember what we learned? Join us on this hilariously hazy adventure!

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Loopholes exposed

    Loopholes exposed

    In episode 215 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about an epic match up between purple belt from njma and Hellfish at grappling industries, we discuss the freestyle wrestling world championship and major upsets. We contemplate whether a british baby serial killer is worse than a kenyan geriatric serial killer, We talk about celibacy, and Tim fills us in on the “poophole loophole” clause used by many virgins. We talk wawa pizza, sex toys, sex toys used a weapons, and captain crunch hotdogs.

    • 51 min
    Wedding Rituals, MMA Shocks, and Jiu-Jitsu Journeys

    Wedding Rituals, MMA Shocks, and Jiu-Jitsu Journeys

    In episode 214 Tim becomes an ordained minister and officiates his first wedding, Marco and JB have a beautiful coffee date/breakfast where they get to showcase how pretentious they are about their coffee. We talk about Strickland upsetting Izzy for the ufc middleweight title, and who are the goats of bjj in mma. Tim is the subject of a reddit post about sandbagging as a whitebelt to teach a blue belt a valuable lesson, and we discuss the dangers of singing sinatra songs in the philippines.

    • 50 min
    Lost in the Dojo: Another Forgotten Episode

    Lost in the Dojo: Another Forgotten Episode

    Well, Ninjas are known for their stealth, right? So maybe we were just too stealthy with this one! Join us on this hilariously late episode of Ninja Rob where we...uh...forgot what we talked about. Dive into our martial arts banter, enjoy our timely amnesia, and have a laugh as we try to retrace our high-kicking steps. Better late than never! (Today's title and description brought to you by ChatGPT)

    • 40 min
    UFC showdowns, Fedor-Tyson faceoff, Dark Tales, & Island Jams

    UFC showdowns, Fedor-Tyson faceoff, Dark Tales, & Island Jams

    In episode 212 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about recent UFC fights and the fight between O malley and Sterling. We discuss the future of omalley as champ and what is next for sterling. We discuss crimes like baby serial killers, and burglary. We contemplate a potential boxing match with Fedor vs Mike Tyson and new ufc contracts. We say goodbye to Bob Barker and we discuss Pickleball vs BJJ and who will win the current popularity contest. We talk about our favorite american takedown specialists and what would be our one artists musical library we would take onto a deserted island.

    • 1 hr 2 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
80 Ratings

80 Ratings

dbays02 ,

Review

Love the podcast. Y’all bantering is hilarious and also you have some good information. I highly recommend it to all my jui jitsu people. Let’s keep the weekly episodes coming.

#hingerhassomeguard ,

Best podcast out there

5 star podcast best one out there if you are a human who trains in bjj and aren’t listening you are missing out whole crew is awesome don’t agree with everything some of the guys say but it makes for a better podcast!! Great example how people with different backgrounds and beliefs can talk out issues sanely and respectfully

ArtVendelay123 ,

One of my Favorites

Every Tuesday I look forward to this podcast coming out! It’s the perfect mix of intelligent combat sports discussion and witty banter.

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