No Nonsense

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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

  1. Man City Moments, Morgan Gibbs White's Face, The Celebration Police

    2D AGO

    Man City Moments, Morgan Gibbs White's Face, The Celebration Police

    The league is now back in Arsenal's hands after 30 minutes of madness saw Man City only managing a 3-3 draw against Everton. In one of the most un-Pep like games of all time, City totally lost their heads, relied on low percentage moments of magic and had their fans walk out and then immediately come back. Morgan Gibbs White suffered a nasty head injury, which was immediately plastered in extremely graphic detail on instagram feeds everywhere. Spurs are now OUT of the relegation zone and it's looking like things are turning against West Ham as B-teams and beach football has quickly become the decider for who gets relegated this season. Cunha added a few elements to his surfing celebration as Man United secured Champions League football with a win over Liverpool, there was some other celebration news we weren't too pleased with however. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    49 min
  2. Arsenal's Tense Slogs, Chelsea Are Trying Again, Tottenham Medical Malpractice

    APR 28

    Arsenal's Tense Slogs, Chelsea Are Trying Again, Tottenham Medical Malpractice

    Arsenal are still right in this title race and it looks like they will be right up to the absolutely crushing bitter end. Another 1-0 tense slog saw them get a much needed 3 points from Newcastle. Leeds unfortunately played a totally different Chelsea team to the past few weeks as they are now in the mood to try win again now that Rosenior is gone. As Xavi Simons jumped up and down on his ruptured ACL, Spurs fans couldn't help but think that maybe someone is to blame for their incredible run of injuries this season. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    51 min
  3. 5 Things We Learned from Arsenal Losing to City, Haaland's Toxic Masculinity, Spurs Celebrate Early

    APR 21

    5 Things We Learned from Arsenal Losing to City, Haaland's Toxic Masculinity, Spurs Celebrate Early

    It was "The Big One" as Arsenal took on Man City, and as predicted Man City are now the ones who look to be steamrolling their way to an unexpected title. Arsenal can take solace in the fact that they turned up and gave it a go. Although Arsenal fans should probably be annoyed that it took until now. A potential huge moment in the season went by without incident also as Gabriel escaped with just a yellow card for a textbook "headbutt" that is the most certain red card you ever see. And even Haaland admits if he had gone down it would have been red. Spurs looked to finally be escaping the clutches of relegation as they went 2-1 up, but just like Richarlison in the past, they seemed to forget the game wasn't over. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    1h 3m
  4. It's Happening Again Arsenal, City Soaking in the Sun, Spurs Rock Bottom, Man United Pre-Mid-Season

    APR 14

    It's Happening Again Arsenal, City Soaking in the Sun, Spurs Rock Bottom, Man United Pre-Mid-Season

    As boos rang out in the Emirates, it felt like we all knew what is about to come. Should Arsenal fans be 'getting behind the team?' Or should Arsenal not be making the club so easy to make fun of? As Arsenal's season is starting to fall off the tracks, Man City are lapping it up and soaking in the April sunshine. Things went from worst to unimaginable for Spurs as they now sit 18th with just a handful of games to go. A very weird season for Man United continued as due to being on an extended no competitions to play in break, the club flew over to Ireland to promote next season's pre-season. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    1h 1m
  5. City are Feeling It, Arsenal Treble Gone, The World Cup CAN'T Happen

    APR 7

    City are Feeling It, Arsenal Treble Gone, The World Cup CAN'T Happen

    The FA Cup semi finals are set as Man City storm to what looks like another domestic trophy, while Arsenal on the other hand seem to be feeling the pressure as the run in continues. Man City absolutely hammered Liverpool, with Cherki and Semenyo balling out of control and a hat trick from Haaland. Arsenal crashed out against Southampton 2-1 in yet another game that will have alarm bells ringing for Arsenal fans. Chelsea put Port Vale to the sword with 7 goals, but actually didn't look all that impressive. Behind the scenes, Liam Rosenior has had to put a stamp of authority on the team after Enzo Fernandes confirmed to the world that our Real Madrid theory is true. As Trump's posts get more deranged and the threats get more specific, every week the World Cup looks more and more like a non runner. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    56 min
  6. Ireland's Party's Over, We're Going Home

    MAR 28

    Ireland's Party's Over, We're Going Home

    After what felt like an eternity to come, Ireland's semi-final playoff game against Czechica came and went in a whirlwind of tackles, goals, and what-if moments. We grimly carry out the post-mortem of Ireland's World Cup dream as we look at the future of this team and football as a whole in Ireland. We explore our sorrow, our love, and our pride for one of the best damn countries in the world. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    1h 5m
  7. City Win Carabao Cup, The Kepa Condundrum, Welcome to Hell (Spurs)

    MAR 24

    City Win Carabao Cup, The Kepa Condundrum, Welcome to Hell (Spurs)

    Man City seemed to be enjoying themselves out there as they watched Arsenal stand like statues in their box waiting to be pressed before they lost 2-0. Arteta and Arsenal got it all wrong tactically, and there is an arguement that they got their goalkeeper selection wrong also as backup keeper Kepa gifted City the opening goal. Spurs welcomed Nottingham Forest to the fortress that is Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, with flares and motivational videos aplenty...they then lost 3-0. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    42 min
  8. Arsenal's Destiny, Bruno POTS, Chelsea's Huddle, Doctor Liverpool

    MAR 18

    Arsenal's Destiny, Bruno POTS, Chelsea's Huddle, Doctor Liverpool

    Teenage Kicks! A boy with the world at his feet! 16 and loving it! That is SCENES! As Peter Drury desperately tried to find the right iconic commentary line to describe Max Dowman's goal against Everton, it did feel like THE moment that decides Arsenal's title winning season. The real story of the week came from one of the more bizarre moments in Premier League history as referee Paul Tierney stood directly in the middle of Chelsea's ball worshipping huddle. Enter Linkedin Liam Rosenior. In a season without much unstoppable goalscorers, could Bruno Fernandes be in with a shout for Premier League Player of the Season. In maybe their worst result of the season, Liverpool managed to drop points to the forever spiralling Spurs, thanks to a late equaliser from relegation Richarlison. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    57 min
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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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  • Creator
    No Nonsense
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    306
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