Nose Candy Chloe Coover + Maddie Phinney

Get your tissues ready frag heads because this week the ladies are joined by actress, writer, and melodramatic perfume muse Ruby McCollister! Ruby sat down with Chloe and Maddie to talk about the most tragic frags in their collections, from a haunted matinee scent, to the smell of 911, to a ballerina panty perfume and a Great Depression standby. Already crying Fracas-scented tears? Dry your eyes and prime your nose because this is an ep you will not want to miss!
Want to get more of Ruby McCollister? Follow her on insta @ruby.mccollister, get a bottle of Tragedy perfume oil (made by Marissa Zappas!) and keep your eyes peeled for the return of her one woman show Hollywood Soldier in NYC!
Fragrances Discussed:
Tragedy Oil by Marissa Zappas
Fracas Eau de Parfum by Robert Piguet
Bandit Eau de Parfum by Robert Piguet
Féminité du Bois by Serge Lutens
Iris Silver Mist by Serge Lutens
Fille en Aiguilles by Serge Lutens
Musc by Bruno Acampora
Annabel’s Birthday Cake by Marissa Zappas
Old Spice
Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle
Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle
Maggie the Cat is Alive, I’m Alive by Marissa Zappas
Quelque Fleurs by Houbigant Parfum
Child Perfume
Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique
Rogue Perfumery Targhee Forest
Rogue Perfumery Derviche
Rogue Perfumery Derviche II
Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange
Comme des Garçons x Monocle Sugi 
L’Attesa by Masque Milano
Legend by Michael Jordan

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This week the gals are joined by none other than hilarious comedian, perfume insider, and star of the upcoming film, Stress Positions, John Early! These three nervous nellies sat down to talk about STRESS scents and sniffed out everything from Post-it glue, Nescafé breath, burning tires, and pick-me perfume. Searching for a Pina Bausch frag, a Pussy Posse scent, or Pat the Bunny dupe? I cannot stress this enough: go listen to the ep!
Want even more of the inimitable John Early? Follow him on insta and twitter at @bejohnce, watch his hilario HBO special Now More Than Ever, and go see Stress Positions in NYC April 19th and April 26th everywhere!
Fragrances Discussed:
Comme des Garçons eau de parfum by Comme des Garçons
Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange
Fat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange
Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange
Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange 
Santal 33 by Le Labo
Cigarettes After Love by *************
Axe body spray 
Gris Charnel by BDK
Purple Suede by Goldfield and Banks
Jasmin & Cigarette by Etat Libre D'Orange
Vanille Banane by Comptoir Sud Pacifique
Nicolai Patchouli Intense 
Bourbon French Patchouli


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Put your lighters up, because this week your resident pyros are joined by gifted writer, hilario podcaster and loud and proud frag head Carey O'Donnell! Listen in as Carey and the gals inhale the good shit and exhale the bullshit while they gab about their favorite smoke scents, tobacco frags, and cig-coded perfumes. From the hunt for cold fire, to the smell of a class warrior, to the royal family's bid for a graphic design intern, these three are following their noses to bring you the REAL smoking gun. Searching for a Pete Buttigieg perfume? The Smell of the Catholic Television Network? Truth in a Post-Truth world? Don't turn that dial frag heads because where there's smoke there is most certainly fire.
Can't get enough Carey O'Donnell? Follow him on twitter and insta at @ecareyo, listen to him on Sexy Unique Podcast, read his Substack Gay Doctor, join the SUP Patreon and buy tickets to his tour SUP Live!
Frags discussed:
Akro Awake
Polo by Ralph Lauren
Pink Sugar by Aquolina
Aromatics Elixir by Clinique
Jizzlogne
Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso
Relique d'Amour by Oriza LeGrand
Reine de Nuit Byredo
Super Cedar Byredo
Bal d'Afrique Byredo
Glossier You
Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules
Akro Smoke
Tauer Lonestar Memories
Mississippi Medicine by DS & Durga
L'air des Alpes by Tauer
L'air du Désert Marocain
Incense Rosé by Tauer
Orange Star by Tauer

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Our little homesickies are back from their business travel and only want one thing: Mommy! Somebody call Ancestry.com because these two genealogists have been sniffing around the family tree and they want answers, namely: What exactly makes a perfume smell like mommy's milkers? Can you replicate the scent of grandma's soap dish? Is a Millennial MILF a Tommy Girl all grown up? All that plus the best brunch city in North America, dreidel perfume, good soap gone bad, and the most boring film ever made. Get ready to suckle this week frag heads because these two fertile myrtles have tea to spill and milk to spare.
Fragrances Discussed:
Akro Night
Melodie d'Amour by Dusita
Issey Miyake l'eau d'Issey for women
Issey Miyake l'eau d'Issey for men
Gourmand Bakhoor Al Oud by Jousset
Daisy by Marc Jacobs
Aqua Allegoria by Guerlain
White Diamonds by Elizabeth Yaylor
Lancôme Tresor
Lancôme Magie Noire 
Lancôme La Vie Est belle
J'Adore Dior
Aromatics Elixir by Clinique
Marc Jacobs Perfume by Marc Jacobs
Tommy Girl by Tommy Hilfiger
Tocca Florence

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Did the Patchoul-isode leave you wanting more? You're in luck! A sexy, earthy, woody, musky bonus ep is here to help you get your next fix of funk. Listen as the gals smell through an iced tea flavored patchouli, a drakkar-coded patch, a date night-chouli and a wet paint holy grail. Some may call it hyperfixation, but for these two hippies it's just another day in soil-scented paradise.
Fragrances Discussed:
Patchouli Mania by Essential Parfums
Cachouli by Strangers Perfume
Diptyque Tempo
Dead Air by Oddity Fragrance
Patchouli Santa Maria Novella

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This week the ladies open an uncan of whoop-ass to discuss perfumes that feel a bit... off. Maddie and Chloe are plumbing the depths of the uncanny valley to explore the freakiest gourmands in their collections and get to the bottom of what makes them so strange. From Smart and Final cookie scents, to white chocolate lavender Frappuccinos to almond saltwater taffy to Ludens cherry lozenges, the gals share smells that are easy to love and difficult to understand. Question: did you eat Play Doh as a kid? This one's for you.
Fragrances Discussed:
Pink Sugar by Aquolina
Les Notes Gourmandes by Reminiscence
Orgasmo by Hilde Soliani
Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani
Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange
Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange


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