43 episodes

Not for the Dinner Table is a podcast where your hosts Sophie and David discuss topics that are not suitable for the dinner table. From ghostly hauntings to conspiracy theories and true crime. Remember everyone is welcome at our dinner table, except....

Not for the Dinner Table Sophie & David

    • Comedy
    • 4.9, 21 Ratings

Not for the Dinner Table is a podcast where your hosts Sophie and David discuss topics that are not suitable for the dinner table. From ghostly hauntings to conspiracy theories and true crime. Remember everyone is welcome at our dinner table, except....

    Episode 41 - Disasters

    Episode 41 - Disasters

    As lockdown continues, we’re still recording apart. We hope you’re all staying safe in these strange times. Welcome along to Not for the Dinner Table where this week we’re talking about Disasters

    Soph has no recommendations or news this week – she’ll try harder next time. But Dave is recommended After Life on Netflix and Christopher Robin on Disney+

    In NFTDT news we have a Big cat sighting in Gloucestershire and an incredible fake tan story to help cure lockdown boredom. What have you been doing in lockdown let us know at notforthedinnertable@gmail.com

    Episode 41 is all about disasters. We’re talking man-made and natural disasters as we both bring 3 disasters to the table to talk about. From exploding lakes to the worst geomagnetic storm in recorded history.

    If you want to send in a story, questions, recording of the NFTDT news jingle or suggest a topic for us to cover email notforthedinnertable@gmail.com You can send us your weird sightings, spooky encounters or general strangeness.

    And remember everyone is welcome at our dinner table, except…

    Follow us on Twitter @NFTDT
    Follow us on Instagram @notforthe_dinnertable
    Follow us on Facebook @ Not for the Dinner Table

    Our music is by the amazing Chris Scott @ScottyJax. And our logo is by the wickedly talented Kayleigh and you can see more of her work on Instagram @kcreatesdesign

    You can listen to our podcast on the Apple Podcast App, Soundcloud, Stitcher, and Spotify or wherever you find podcasts. If you like the show, please leave a review wherever you have listened to this podcast.

    Welcome along to our dinner table where we have conversations that aren't suitable for the regular dinner table. We discuss ghosts, crypts, aliens and everything in between. We are not experts in our topics and this is not a deep dive podcast (all the time), but we are two people that enjoy discussing the stranger things in our world.

    • 55 min
    Episode 40 - Flat Earth & Time Travel

    Episode 40 - Flat Earth & Time Travel

    Welcome to Not for the Quarantine Table!!! Lockdown continues and so do our attempts at a remote recording, so we apologise in advance… For episode 40 it’s a surprise neither of us know what the other is talking about…

    Recommendations from Soph are Luigi’s Mansion for the Nintendo Switch and to get you veg planted in the garden and the English Heritage Podcast. Dave’s recommendations are the amazing podcast Verbal Diorama

    In NFTDT news Sophie shares that an American evangelist believes that Stonehenge and other ancient sites were built by satanic giants. Dave reveals that Sophie maybe more skilled in the Runes than we first thought, and we announce our competition winners!!!

    Episode 40 is a surprise. Sophie is dishing all the information on the Flat Earth theory and the people that believe in it ‘Flat Earthers’. Is the Earth Flat? What’s all this about an Invisible Anti Moon. Dave has three stories of real-life time travel. Did they really happen? And was Barrack Obama involved?

    If you want to send in a story, questions, recording of the NFTDT news jingle or suggest a topic for us to cover email notforthedinnertable@gmail.com You can send us your weird sightings, spooky encounters or general strangeness.

    And remember everyone is welcome at our dinner table, except…

    Follow us on Twitter @NFTDT
    Follow us on Instagram @notforthe_dinnertable
    Follow us on Facebook @ Not for the Dinner Table

    Our music is by the amazing Chris Scott @ScottyJax. And our logo is by the wickedly talented Kayleigh and you can see more of her work on Instagram @kcreatesdesign

    You can listen to our podcast on the Apple Podcast App, Soundcloud, Stitcher, and Spotify or wherever you find podcasts. If you like the show, please leave a review wherever you have listened to this podcast.

    Welcome along to our dinner table where we have conversations that aren't suitable for the regular dinner table. We discuss ghosts, crypts, aliens and everything in between. We are not experts in our topics and this is not a deep dive podcast (all the time), but we are two people that enjoy discussing the stranger things in our world.

    • 1 hr 9 min
    Episode 39 - I Don't Know How He Died

    Episode 39 - I Don't Know How He Died

    Welcome to Not for the Quarantine Table!!! Lockdown continues and so do our attempts at a remote recording, so we apologise in advance… We’re going back in time for episode 39 to some Medieval True Crime!!!!

    In NFTDT news Dave reveals that since the lockdown strange sounds and noises have been reported around the world. Check out the YouTube video of Bratislava:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SGiXyD7DJc

    Episode 39 - I don’t know how he dies, travels to Medieval Europe. From the infamous Giulia Tofana Queen of Poison who was responsible for the poisoning of 600 men in Italy in the 1600’s to Mary Queen of Scots in Scotland posing the question: Did she kill her husband??

    It’s your last chance to enter our competition, from anywhere in the world, to win the awesome Ouija Wallet. All you need to do is the following:
    1) Leave a 5-star review wherever you found our podcast – this must include a written review
    2) Screen grab the review and send it to notforthedinnertable@gmail.com or DM our Twitter or Instagram
    3) That’s it you’ll be entered into the draw and have a chance to win.

    If you want to send in a story, questions or suggest a topic for us to cover email notforthedinnertable@gmail.com You can send us your weird sightings, spooky encounters or general strangeness.

    And remember everyone is welcome at our dinner table, except…

    Follow us on Twitter @NFTDT
    Follow us on Instagram @notforthe_dinnertable
    Follow us on Facebook @ Not for the Dinner Table

    Our music is by the amazing Chris Scott @ScottyJax. And our logo is by the wickedly talented Kayleigh and you can see more of her work on Instagram @kcreatesdesign

    You can listen to our podcast on the Apple Podcast App, Soundcloud, Stitcher, and Spotify or wherever you find podcasts. If you like the show, please leave a review wherever you have listened to this podcast.

    Welcome along to our dinner table where we have conversations that aren't suitable for the regular dinner table. We discuss ghosts, crypts, aliens and everything in between. We are not experts in our topics and this is not a deep dive podcast (all the time), but we are two people that enjoy discussing the stranger things in our world.

    • 53 min
    Episode 38 - Snallycats

    Episode 38 - Snallycats

    Welcome to Not for the Quarantine Table!!! We’re in lockdown in the U.K. So this is our first attempt at a remote recording so we apologise in advance… But we’re carrying on with a look into Cryptids

    In NFTDT news Sophie has an apology corner and finally reveals what Foo Fighters are and an update on the not so great Captain Cook, and Dave reveals the results of the Pump Soap poll on Twitter

    In Episode 38 Sophie is talking all about the Big Cats that seem to be infesting Gloucestershire and Dave is looking into the Snallygaster which is said to prowl the skies of Maryland.

    Enjoy the episode and don’t get Snallygasted!!!

    Remember you can also enter our competition, from anywhere in the world, to win the awesome Ouija Wallet. All you need to do is the following:
    1) Leave a 5-star review wherever you found our podcast – this must include a written review
    2) Screen grab the review and send it to notforthedinnertable@gmail.com or DM our Twitter or Instagram
    3) That’s it you’ll be entered into the draw and have a chance to win.

    If you want to send in a story, questions or suggest a topic for us to cover email notforthedinnertable@gmail.com You can send us your weird sightings, spooky encounters or general strangeness.

    And remember everyone is welcome at our dinner table, except…

    Follow us on Twitter @NFTDT
    Follow us on Instagram @notforthe_dinnertable
    Follow us on Facebook @ Not for the Dinner Table

    Our music is by the amazing Chris Scott @ScottyJax. And our logo is by the wickedly talented Kayleigh and you can see more of her work on Instagram @kcreatesdesign

    You can listen to our podcast on the Apple Podcast App, Soundcloud, Stitcher, and Spotify or wherever you find podcasts. If you like the show, please leave a review wherever you have listened to this podcast.

    Welcome along to our dinner table where we have conversations that aren't suitable for the regular dinner table. We discuss ghosts, crypts, aliens and everything in between. We are not experts in our topics and this is not a deep dive podcast (all the time), but we are two people that enjoy discussing the stranger things in our world.

    • 50 min
    Episode 37 - What's That Up There Part 2

    Episode 37 - What's That Up There Part 2

    Hello Diners. We’re sorry for the delay in bringing Episode 37 to your ears, but there is this pesky pandemic going on at the moment. Anyway, sit back and enjoy an hour at our dinner table.

    In NFTDT news Sophie delves into the ancient Viking runestone causing a modern-day concern. Dave brings up that a psychic may have predicted Coronavirus and Sophie rounds up the news on Charles Bonnet syndrome that might be causing Peripheral ghosts and provides more information about the Goddess Sabrina of the River Severn all from Episode 36

    In Episode 37 we’re going back to ‘What’s that up there’. Dave is looking into the infamous Black Knight Satellite a supposed Alien satellite that is monitoring all humanity. Whilst Soph talks all things Roswell and even shares a conspiracy that Dave didn’t know…

    P.S. Sorry about the Boy Racers!!!

    Remember you can also enter our competition, from anywhere in the world, to win the awesome Ouija Wallet. All you need to do is the following:
    1) Leave a 5-star review wherever you found our podcast – this must include a written review
    2) Screen grab the review and send it to notforthedinnertable@gmail.com or DM our Twitter or Instagram
    3) That’s it you’ll be entered into the draw and have a chance to win.

    If you want to send in a story, questions or suggest a topic for us to cover email notforthedinnertable@gmail.com You can send us your weird sightings, spooky encounters or general strangeness.

    And remember everyone is welcome at our dinner table, except…

    Follow us on Twitter @NFTDT
    Follow us on Instagram @notforthe_dinnertable
    Follow us on Facebook @ Not for the Dinner Table

    Our music is by the amazing Chris Scott @ScottyJax. And our logo is by the wickedly talented Kayleigh and you can see more of her work on Instagram @kcreatesdesign

    You can listen to our podcast on the Apple Podcast App, Soundcloud, Stitcher, and Spotify or wherever you find podcasts. If you like the show, please leave a review wherever you have listened to this podcast.

    Welcome along to our dinner table where we have conversations that aren't suitable for the regular dinner table. We discuss ghosts, crypts, aliens and everything in between. We are not experts in our topics and this is not a deep dive podcast (all the time), but we are two people that enjoy discussing the stranger things in our world.

    • 58 min
    Episode 36 - Haunted Graveyards & Halls

    Episode 36 - Haunted Graveyards & Halls

    Hello fellow Spoops. It’s been a while, so in this episode we’re going back to ghostly hauntings. Sophie talks about one of the most haunted locations in the U.K. that happens to be in her village. Littledean Hall. Whilst Dave is visiting three cemeteries across the world all of which have tales of ghostly goings on. Bonus points to any listeners that can make out our very loud husbands in the other room!!!

    In NFTDT news we start the campaign to save the mini moon #SaveMiniMoon. We finally confirm what Captain Cook was famous for and we talk about our Magic adventure.

    Remember you can also enter our competition, from anywhere in the world, to win the awesome Ouija Wallet. All you need to do is the following:
    1) Leave a 5-star review wherever you found our podcast – this must include a written review
    2) Screen grab the review and send it to notforthedinnertable@gmail.com or DM our Twitter or Instagram
    3) That’s it you’ll be entered into the draw and have a chance to win.

    If you want to send in a story, questions or suggest a topic for us to cover email notforthedinnertable@gmail.com You can send us your weird sightings, spooky encounters or general strangeness.

    And remember everyone is welcome at our dinner table, except…

    Follow us on Twitter @NFTDT
    Follow us on Instagram @notforthe_dinnertable
    Follow us on Facebook @ Not for the Dinner Table

    Our music is by the amazing Chris Scott @ScottyJax. And our logo is by the wickedly talented Kayleigh and you can see more of her work on Instagram @kcreatesdesign

    You can listen to our podcast on the Apple Podcast App, Soundcloud, Stitcher, and Spotify or wherever you find podcasts. If you like the show, please leave a review wherever you have listened to this podcast.

    Welcome along to our dinner table where we have conversations that aren't suitable for the regular dinner table. We discuss ghosts, crypts, aliens and everything in between. We are not experts in our topics and this is not a deep dive podcast (all the time), but we are two people that enjoy discussing the stranger things in our world.

    • 51 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
21 Ratings

21 Ratings

mamafrog11 ,

My new saying: Sugar balls!

I love the hosts, they are clearly great friends and very sweet. The stories are interesting and their banter enjoyable. I recently lost 2 sisters to cancer and listening to podcasts helps distract me a bit when feeling especially sad. This one is very comforting and fun, so thanks for that and for my new exclamation. 😀 Keep up the good work!

TiffanyW80 ,

Love

Love this podcast! Can’t wait to binge all the episodes.

KTandOti ,

A new favourite!

I learned so much about Princess Diana (RIP). Like that she was a school teacher and was related to Winston Churchill. Also that her funeral was the most non sporting televised event, almost half the world. Look forward to listening to more. Subscribe and listen now!

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