Off the Cuff

Off the Cuff

Three friends try to survive talking with each other

  1. MAR 24

    How to be the worst roommate ever

    This week, the gang is discussing the end of Shakespeare, inventing new methods to win the hearts of women, falling for the geek bar hype, and describing the troubles of Ryan Air.. could it get any better?(Episode 36)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00 Intro00:14 ChatGPT made him break up with his girlfriend 01:50 Took too much 02:57 Joshua Block 03:22 Tyler1 04:00 The Erobb strat to getting Women 05:28 Pissing is Cringe 07:52 Pooping on I.S.S. 08:27 Jake keeps coming up with the worst hypotheticals 09:21 Alex tops Jake 12:08 We're in the market to buy Iranian Drones 13:01 Reagan's Star Wars 14:16 The succession raft 15:57 But what if it was Baby Shakespeare 20:13 Did people think Shakespeare was gay? 22:25 Frank tries to remember Othello 23:30 We are suffering from a media literacy crisis (Jake is tired) 23:38 It's NVIDIA cringe week and we're not happy 24:37 Alex hijacked a bus 26:43 No bus drivers don't piss 27:36 Guy doing sexo to distract from the fact the plane is going down 30:31 Ryan Air 32:15 Red Bull Ranking 33:46 Shakespeare should've gotten on stimulants 35:31 Aristotle on Galaxy Gas 36:12 Alex falls for the propaganda of "Big Geek Bar" 38:05 Never buy your ex's furniture 41:10 How to be the worst roommate possible 45:19 The prophecy 46:13 Hank Hill

    49 min
  2. MAR 10

    All Baddies are Anti-Capitalist

    This week, the gang is spilling the details on jury duty, finding a village wife in the Philippines, discovering peptides, and making fun of Frank for having bad teeth ..could it get any better?(Episode 34)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:04 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:31 Discord GIFs search has failed us 00:02:14 FRANK IS OUT OF JURY DUTY 00:03:58 Fighting with Lawyers about capitalism 00:08:00 Baddies are anti-capitalist 00:09:52 Spilling the deats on the case 00:11:41 Heating Lawyer Rivalry 00:13:03 What if she got $15m 00:17:06 Alex is Jury-Dodging 00:17:48 Finding a Village Wife in the Philippines 00:18:56 "Waymo" 00:19:58 The House and Waymo are going to the Philippines 00:21:08 Waymo's car accident 00:23:44 Waymo's second car accident 00:25:38 Brown goes in, Brown comes out 00:28:29 Hard album covers 00:29:06 Peptides 00:31:39 The world's worst idea 00:31:52 The world's minecraft chat 00:34:04 Every game is OSU 00:35:22 We hate Alex I guess 00:36:00 Anti-Yawning measures 00:37:38 Alex didn't sleep 00:38:54 Netanyahenuinely 00:39:22 The great Yahu 00:39:35 Overwolf 00:40:22 Alex is spittin' here 00:41:23 Waze is spyware 00:41:54 Apple Maps is the worst one 00:43:02 We're the Costco Boys... glory to the Ayatollah 00:44:24 Throb Marley 00:45:04 We're never having kids 00:47:00 Showing our true colors at trivia 00:48:13 Bill Yards 00:50:28 Get the Hummus 00:51:01 Brush yo teeth, man! 00:57:00 Frank can dish it but he can't take it 00:57:41 Monk Mode 00:58:53 DO NOT GOON IN MONK MODE 01:00:03 The unabomber

    1h 2m
  3. FEB 10

    Should we be nostalgic for 2016?

    This week, the gang is swapping Jake for Oogie Boogie, getting crass, discussing the memes of past, if they're funny or not, lamenting the big game being in our backyard, going to sober camps, and getting unc.. could it get any better?(Episode 30)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:43 Oogie Boogie is here everyone! 00:01:13 Jake Icky 00:01:51 Grilling Oogie 00:02:00 We had to cut Oogie's mic 00:02:32 We're old for our Twenties 00:03:22 Squeaky Weekie 00:04:11 We will eventually smoke cigs 00:05:12 Sending us to the Sober Camps 00:06:08 Frank's TikTok Day Ones 00:08:47 Finger-banging at the Sober Camp 00:10:42 Oogie is crass, okay 00:11:28 The big game is in our backyard 00:12:40 Hawks vs Patriots baby this America's game 00:13:51 Frank... Feet...??? 00:14:42 Guy who crashes out over the Seahawks 00:15:21 It's like... the name of Travis Scott song 00:16:08 The Freakbobs are coming out 00:17:17 Footie Scran 00:18:59 AI is over, man 00:19:47 What would you drop-ship? 00:21:06 The rant about the YouTube Brands we hate 00:23:03 Cigarettes bring us together 00:24:21 You should give us brand deals 00:25:06 Sketch 00:25:53 When's Alex playing Arc Raiders 00:27:09 Baiting AI bros as an art major 00:29:43 r/Stonks 00:30:42 Was Skibidi a good meme 00:31:30 Frank don't like "Sussy Baka" 00:34:07 2016 and The Vlogs 00:35:20 Post Irony 00:36:13 Your Mom vs Yo Momma 00:37:13 Dissecting the corporatization of Skibidi 00:38:43 We're Unc 00:39:57 SFM 00:40:31 Alex is a GMod enjoyer 00:42:10 Are new cartoons worse than old ones? 00:45:35 The SJ Tech Museum 00:47:06 Filisophical Frank 00:48:29 Nostalgia for things before you were born 00:50:24 Would we enjoy the 2010s now? 00:51:26 2016 Nostalgia 00:52:17 Frank don't like YTP 00:57:23 MLG Memes 00:59:05 Paulstretch memes 01:00:35 Frank doesn't know Loss or the Scatman 01:02:22 "The game"

    1h 4m
  4. FEB 3

    The 7 Deadly Internet Sins

    This week, the gang is stuck in Jury Duty, dropping comps, arguing against showering for some reason, hating on Moist Critical, taking jokes seriously, and discussing the Iowa state Frat situation.. could it get any better?(Episode 33)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:32 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:03 Oogie is on Timeout 00:02:12 Jake's fired, we have no HR dept. 00:04:20 Making a Discord server for yourself is insane 00:05:33 Frank is with the phone and Jake is super bored 00:05:51 Peer pressure 00:06:17 Your secrets are not safe with us 00:07:31 We have constant communication problems 00:08:30 Jake is now a second class citizen 00:09:36 Frank fumbled a girl at Jury Duty 00:12:30 Iowa State Frat 00:19:28 Summoning Salt 00:21:22 Moist Critical hate 00:24:11 $30k a month and we drop the comp. 00:25:36 Should we start a WikiFeet? 00:26:15 The argument against showering 00:29:10 Dior Sauvage Hate 00:30:47 Are we gay or european? 00:33:01 Getting the wind knocked out of you TikToks 00:33:44 TikTok v Reels turf war 00:35:22 Our mixer is tripping out 00:37:43 Gifs or Images not Videos 00:41:22 Liberals who take the bit too seriously 00:41:40 The modern day deadly sins 00:43:57 Frank doesn't listen to the music in video games 00:45:24 Jake freaked out at work 00:45:35 PHub in the courtroom 00:49:51 ADHD Moment 00:50:21 Jake is Eczema'd up 00:52:54 "Goonbait" straight to jail 00:53:50 Jestermaxxing 00:54:49 There's still a guy in the Mixer 00:55:42 Beeple 00:56:51 Jake stim moment 00:57:01 Being hammered on a Jury 00:58:25 FNAF, but if I was there 01:00:21 Your car is a guy on Saliva 01:02:22 The US political structure is designed to fail 01:03:38 Progressive who doesn't know it's a joke

    1h 5m
  5. FEB 3

    We're Geeked this Whole Episode

    This week, the gang is checking out the RoundUp, fighting dishwashers, discussing the pressure of it, dunking on Catan, and evaluating "Lowkirk" ..could it get any better?(Episode 29)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:05 The yearly RoundUp! 00:00:43 Frank needs a T break 00:03:59 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:04:27 Is this 3005 or Carti? 00:05:21 Frank's weekly crashout 00:06:39 How to get through online classes 00:08:19 Battle of the brains 00:09:21 What are we drinking today? 00:10:47 This is the Yawning episode 00:11:46 RAID 00:12:13 Better than Atomic Habits 00:14:09 Locked in or Geeked 00:15:19 Frank fights dishwashers 00:18:10 Guy whos never used the dishwasher before 00:19:40 Front page watchers rejoice 00:20:49 Alex replacement theory 00:21:29 Why are we drinking RoundUp? 00:22:09 I ain't never putting down the cup 00:22:20 We're washed and were not even 25 00:23:20 Rage Cage 00:25:00 Chasing ping pong balls 00:25:46 Kegels for the balls 00:26:32 Laminar Gang 00:28:19 PSI of Piss 00:31:20 Garage Science 00:32:47 Bennihana 00:35:11 The egg thing 00:37:51 Go-to drinks 00:38:55 RoundUp has no Uncorking fee 00:39:17 The RoundUp is burning my skin 00:39:43 Itchy Stomach 00:40:06 Help My doctor is trying to mummify me 00:41:16 The White Pharaoh 00:43:24 Jake misremembers a humble bundle 00:44:03 Is Civ just Catan? 00:45:20 Yeah it burns a bit 00:45:40 The Jupiter Hole 00:47:10 Favorite planets 00:47:40 Alex learns about Flush Five builds 00:48:42 San Jose Man, Big dreams, lil dih 00:49:33 Elon's world record 00:50:42 Lacari 00:53:36 He Vaushed Himself 00:55:09 Grok needs a true lobotomy 00:56:10 The day he wanted to hear 00:57:13 Grok...... 00:58:21 Why are married men so... 00:59:48 The Instagram Friends Feed 01:01:00 Faith ordway on the racism app 01:02:08 Double brainrot 01:03:07 All hail the Ayatollah 01:03:47 The 'thank yous' 01:06:09 Teaching coworkers slang 01:07:12 Finding out the news from meme culture 01:07:46 Lowkirk 01:09:08 Frank has a thought 01:09:58 Using the brain blast 01:10:56 Using Grok to generate family photos

    1h 12m

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Three friends try to survive talking with each other