Off The Rails

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Hosted by Austin Train. Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/ Follow Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/austin_train/

  1. MAR 16

    Episode 133: “Mystic Pizza Hut”

    "...and there was a deep and general ejaculation..." -A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

    44 min

  2. MAR 9

    Episode 132: "War and Obese"

    ⁠Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

    1h 3m

  3. MAR 2

    Episode 131: "Life in the Ass Lane"

    "Surely make you lose your mind" Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

    47 min

  4. FEB 16

    Episode 130: “Slop Bowls of Crap”

    "Some people, I reflected, watching him, are cursed with too much loyalty, for a day could come when there was nothing left for them to serve." -The Russia House Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

    32 min

  5. FEB 2

    Episode 129: Homage to Fatalonia

    "There is something compulsive about a telephone. The gadget- ridden man of our age loves it, loathes it, and is afraid of it. But he always treats it with respect, even when he is drunk. The telephone is a fetish." -The Long Goodbye Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

    53 min

  6. JAN 5

    Episode 128: “The Liver King and I”

    Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

    1h 8m

  7. 12/23/2025

    Episode 127: The Nightmare before Kwanzaa

    "Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce? It did wonders for my dad." -Jingle All the Way Watch and Subscribe on YouTube.

    1h 8m

  8. 12/11/2025

    Episode 126: "24 Hour Shitness"

    "I like to break a mental sweat, too." Watch and subscribe on YouTube.

    1h 1m
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Hosted by Austin Train. Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austin_train/ Follow Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/austin_train/

Information

  • Creator
    Austin Train
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    133
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Austin Train
  • Show Website
    Off The Rails