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Mike Toner and Ankarino Lara discuss breaking news and trends in all things Crypto: from Bitcoin to ETH & Altcoins, from DeFi to NFTs, and of course the burgeoning Metaverse. Subscribe today and prepare yourself for a better tomorrow!

  1. May 27

    E138: Have You Been Involved with MasterCard Going to the Moon in a Bitcoin Space Suit Made by Kubrick?

    MasterCard just picked a side. Bitcoin is moving from retail toy to institutional plumbing, and Visa isn't sleeping either. This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino dig into what it actually means when legacy finance decides crypto is no longer optional — and who's quietly stacking sats while everyone else argues about regulation. Meanwhile, the Clarity Act is trying to draw lines in a sandbox that keeps shifting, AI companies are waiting to find out if the next executive order has their name on it, and stablecoins are quietly becoming the rails that power everything from creator payouts to national banks. SoFi is launching a USD-backed coin, and apparently that's just Tuesday now. Also: Stanley Kubrick allegedly had a hand in making the Apollo moon landing footage look good — which either says everything or nothing about who you trust to tell the story. The Pope showed up in the AI conversation. And if all-time highs are the new baseline, "blue moon load up in June" might be the most honest thing anyone said all episode. The trust layer is being built in real time. The question is who's laying the bricks.

    32 min

  2. May 12

    E137: Have You Been Involved with GameStop Buying eBay with Pokémon Cards and Vibes?

    Meta’s back in the money business—just don’t call it Libra, and definitely don’t call it a bank. This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino unpack Zuckerberg quietly rolling out USDC creator payouts in Colombia and the Philippines, Stripe handling the tax receipts, and why the creator economy may be turning into a walled-garden stablecoin casino.Meanwhile, Google Cloud and Anchorage Digital are building “agentic banking,” GameStop tries to buy eBay with what may or may not be Pokémon cards, NFTs, stock, and vibes, and ComputerShare starts tokenizing the plumbing underneath public markets. Add in the Clarity Act, Warsh stepping into the Fed chair seat, Trump heading to China with the old-money rotunda guest list, and suddenly everyone’s acting like the rules are already written.Also: Meta as the new credit bureau, Visa and Mastercard refusing to get left behind, UAP files dropping at war.gov/UFO, and Steven Spielberg apparently getting summer’s alien narrative queued up right on time. The trust layer is forming, the creator economy is closing the loop, and the influencers may be the last people to find out they’ve been disrupted.

    44 min

  3. Apr 29

    E136: Have You Been Involved with Blowing a Hairdryer on the Truth Layer?

    Coinbase becomes a movie studio, Apple shows you the crew behind the commercial, and suddenly every brand is breaking the fourth wall just to prove the magic trick is real. This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino follow the signal through Finding Satoshi, gray-box AI, shiny Brian Armstrong stages, and the new media playbook where trust is manufactured one behind-the-scenes shot at a time.Meanwhile, Polymarket and Kalshi keep turning reality into a casino—soldiers betting on Maduro, airport thermometers getting hair-dried in Paris, and war maps settling million-dollar outcomes before anyone can say “premature payout.” Tether freezes $344 million like a private-state sanction machine, FinCEN and the OCC start building the next alphabet-soup enforcement stack, and stablecoins begin looking less like crypto rails and more like banks with better branding.Then it all gets weirder: Michael Saylor in Vegas, sovereign wealth funds circling media assets, Clarity Act dominoes, dream-state wearables, agentic sleep labor, and the terrifying question of who owns the billion-dollar idea your brain invents while you’re unconscious. The world is becoming tokenized, surveilled, regulated, filmed, and bet on in real time.The casino is open. The truth layer has a thermostat. Better bring a battery-powered hairdryer.

    44 min

  4. Apr 22

    E135: Have You Been Involved with AI Movies, GTA Wallets & Ibogaine for Robots?

    Bitcoin is everywhere now: at Cannes, in the New York Times, in the Strait of Hormuz, inside banking conferences, and possibly hiding in a gray box with Casey Affleck. This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino chase the signal through AI-generated movies about Satoshi Nakamoto, Polymarket bets on GTA 6, and the great rebrand where every company suddenly discovers it was an AI company all along. Liquid Death isn’t water, it’s entertainment. Allbirds isn’t shoes, it’s logistics AI. Hollywood didn’t use CGI, silly—it was always just AI with better craft services. Meanwhile in DC, crypto clarity keeps almost arriving. Wallets may finally escape broker-dealer doom, stablecoin rules keep inching forward, and every app starts looking like it wants a wallet bolted inside. Which brings us to GTA 6: delayed game, or stealth economic operating system waiting for stablecoins, creator shops, on-chain casinos, and full metaverse monetization? If every world has money, every game becomes a bank—and every bank better start acting like Liquid Death. Also: Michael Saylor still isn’t selling, Bitmine’s Tom Lee screams ETH to the moon while eating unrealized losses, psychedelics get fast-tracked for PTSD, AI hallucinations meet human hallucinations, Bitcoin allegedly becomes the toll road of sanctioned global trade, and Polymarket lets you bet on Jesus returning before 2027 with “credible sources” as the oracle. Show me the money. Show me the wallet. Show me the gray box.

    33 min

  5. Apr 7

    E134: Have You Been Involved with Truth ETFs & Programmable Markets?

    From Tulum cenotes to faulty toilets in space, Toner and BTC Ankarino return from spring break staring directly into the next great American asset class: betting on whatever happens next. Kalshi gets sued, Polymarket heats up after March Madness, nobody knows how to file taxes on prediction-market wins, and suddenly “investing in future outcomes” sounds a lot less like gambling and a lot more like Wall Street with better UX.This week, the boys connect the dots between SEC crypto safe harbors, market-structure clarity, programmable money, AI agents, stablecoin rails, and the coming explosion of niche prediction markets—World Cup, Olympics, war, Oscars, space toilets, you name it. If the NYSE is pumping billions into Polymarket, Donald Trump Jr. is sitting on both Coke and Pepsi boards, and your AI bot can read the prospectus before your Fidelity guy can find his password… then maybe the truth is already tokenized.Also: Liberty Tax dancers in LA, Truth Social as an oracle layer, Starlink as the global betting rail, DAO-flavored IPOs, crypto in your 401(k), insurance against reality being wrong, and why the next four years might be the regulatory sandbox where everything gets weird on purpose.The market is programmable. The truth is fractional.

    36 min

  6. Mar 24

    E133: Have You Been Involved with Polymarket Gambling Bars & Tokenized Oil on Tax Day?

    Coming off SXSW and rolling straight into Blockchain Week in Washington, D.C., Toner and BTC Ankarino find the cherry blossoms blooming, the Clarity Act stalling, and Polymarket setting up a prediction-market situation room in the middle of March Madness. Because nothing says “serious financial innovation” like a billion-dollar perfect bracket challenge at a crypto bar while Congress tries to decide whether the future is a commodity, a security, or just Nevada with better branding.This week, the boys follow the money from prediction markets and Academy Awards “whispers,” to Kalshi getting hunted by state gaming regulators, to the CFTC launching an innovation task force just as everyone realizes the new casino may be federally regulated derivatives in a trench coat. Meanwhile, Pennsylvania wants its tax cut, Nevada wants its knees back, and every fintech app in your phone is quietly deciding whether “predicting” is just gambling with better UX.But the real play may be bigger: banks getting looser capital rules, Tether hiring a Big Four auditor, Europe pushing CBDC settlement rails, Morgan Stanley admitting Wall Street has been building crypto infrastructure behind the curtain for years, and the Clarity Act starting to look less like a bill and more like a guest list. Ethereum, Solana, Coinbase, Tether, tokenized oil, stablecoin yields, April 15th, and the IRS clearing house all walk into the same bar.Spring is coming. The brackets are busted. The rails are being laid. And somewhere between the Strait of Hormuz and PubKey D.C., the house is already taking bets.

    29 min

  7. Mar 20 ·  Bonus

    Have You Been Involved with SXSW 2026… LIVE from Austin?

    We’re coming to you LIVE from Austin, Texas at SXSW 2026—and the signal is loud.This isn’t a recap. This is boots-on-the-ground, drinks-in-hand, real-time pattern recognition from the front lines of AI, blockchain, and the future of data. From NASA’s Jet Propulsion Lab to former CIA leadership, from digital twin cities to blockchain-native media infrastructure, one narrative kept surfacing again and again:It all comes down to trust.Not truth as a binary—but shared consensus. Not data as storage—but data as movement. Not the cloud—but what comes after it.In this special live episode, Toner and the crew unpack conversations with founders, scientists, and policymakers shaping what might be the next evolution of the internet: a post-cloud world where data is never at rest, content is minted at the source, and provenance is everything.We break down:— Why “clean data” might matter more than AI itself— The rise of the trust layer vs. the myth of a single truth— What happens when media never lives on a server— Digital twins, identity layers, and proof of humanity— Why the future isn’t about fixing the past… it’s about starting freshAnd somewhere between a lazy river of moving data and a room full of people trying to define reality—we might’ve found it:The moment where everything clicks.Grab a drink. This one’s live.

    18 min

  8. Mar 20

    E131: Have You Been Involved with Kraken Getting Fed Access While the Money Machine Goes Brrr?

    Winter’s thawing, DC is heating up, and suddenly the “boring” plumbing of global finance looks like the main event. In this episode, Toner and BTC Ankarino connect the dots between Kraken’s access to the Fed, the Clarity Act drumbeat, stablecoin legislation, and a wartime money machine that may no longer need to ask Congress for permission—or your wallet for forgiveness.From Capitol Hill blockchain panels and Cynthia Lummis rhetoric, to Paul Atkins talking T-zero settlement like it’s the second coming of banking, this one goes deep on the new rails being laid beneath the American economy. The guys unpack why stablecoins may be less about “innovation” and more about teaching the public to accept a new transaction layer, why the World Bank’s shiny “Funds Chain” sounds a lot like Economic Hitmen 3.0 with better branding, and how “traceability” can still be just another flavor of obfuscation.Also on the tab: prediction markets sniffing out military action before the headlines do, Polymarket and Kalshi as oracle machines for the well-connected, small business loans becoming tokenized instruments, and the increasingly blurry line between Bitcoin’s stateless promise and every other chain’s very human agenda. The future may still show you a dollar sign—but behind the curtain, the ballerina is already dancing on blockchain.A little war, a little Fedwire, a little pirate treasure. Just another week pouring ourselves into the future.

    41 min
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Mike Toner and Ankarino Lara discuss breaking news and trends in all things Crypto: from Bitcoin to ETH & Altcoins, from DeFi to NFTs, and of course the burgeoning Metaverse. Subscribe today and prepare yourself for a better tomorrow!

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  • Creator
    Mike Toner & Ankarino Lara
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    138
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