14 episodes

Coming this 4/20, a group of ex-alcoholic and ex?-drug addict friends stumble their way through a dark mystery of drunken eldritch proportions. "Off the Wagon!" is a "chaotic good" mix of Cheech & Chong, the Big Lebowski, and the H.P. Lovecraft-influenced Call of Cthulhu roleplaying horror game, where we make bad decisions with good intentions.

Our group of hapless investigators is called to task by their long-time friend and Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor, Amos Vaughn. He tells them of the lost and buried cold case of a trio of young girls in the small forgotten town of Leavitt, Utah, urging them to set right what he wasn't able to. This leads them to unravel a thread that will take them across the world on a Harlem-Globetrotting mission, where they'll risk life and limb to get to the bottom of the mystery before time and their sanity run dry. Drinks will be served. Dark Old Ones may be summoned.

** This story, the events, and all characters are entirely fictional and it is meant for adults. No babies, please. **

Off the Wagon‪!‬ Wet Maynard

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 2 Ratings

Coming this 4/20, a group of ex-alcoholic and ex?-drug addict friends stumble their way through a dark mystery of drunken eldritch proportions. "Off the Wagon!" is a "chaotic good" mix of Cheech & Chong, the Big Lebowski, and the H.P. Lovecraft-influenced Call of Cthulhu roleplaying horror game, where we make bad decisions with good intentions.

Our group of hapless investigators is called to task by their long-time friend and Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor, Amos Vaughn. He tells them of the lost and buried cold case of a trio of young girls in the small forgotten town of Leavitt, Utah, urging them to set right what he wasn't able to. This leads them to unravel a thread that will take them across the world on a Harlem-Globetrotting mission, where they'll risk life and limb to get to the bottom of the mystery before time and their sanity run dry. Drinks will be served. Dark Old Ones may be summoned.

** This story, the events, and all characters are entirely fictional and it is meant for adults. No babies, please. **

    1 - "I'm really nervous right now, I've never done this before!"

    1 - "I'm really nervous right now, I've never done this before!"

    Chapter 1. Salt Lake City, Utah. A few years ago.
    Tasked by their long-time friend and Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor on his deathbed, our group of investigators pack up the ol' party bus and head off to Leavitt, Utah to investigate the cold case of a trio of abused girls.
    We meet our cast...
    Matt & Matt as our co-Game Masters (Keepers) and writerAnna as Stacie Lawson, the lawyerJenny as Shelly Spiels, the telemarketerNate as Trip Bucksworth, the trustfundieMinwin as John Woo-Tang, the copShawn as Truck Buckman, the drifter
    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE...
    Luzius Stone, "Telescope" — Ending Satellites, "We're from near and far" — Alan Piljak, "Not the end" — Josh Woodward, "Insomnia" — DASK, "Kingdom of Dust" — Ghosthack, "Kit 11" — Todd Barrow, "Guadalupe River" — Playing in Tongues, "Deserts" — Broke For Free, "942 Miles" — Savvier, "Diva" — Colton Dewberry, "Snow Pack" — Tha Future, "Ready to Launch"
    Many thanks to freesound.org and it's amazing collection of contributors.

    • 48 min
    2 - "You're not from around here, are you?"

    2 - "You're not from around here, are you?"

    Best friends Stacie and Shelly find a friendly source of local information when they stop by Red's Slice 'Em Thin Diner and talk to Annie. Things take a turn for the worse however, when the ladies visit Tom Poe at the Leavitt Home for Senior Living. It's a shame he doesn't remember Bob Lawson.
    Trip learns about Levi Manwill and the Appointed Brethren.
    Stacie decides to push her luck with the current Sheriff Fife. Poor Fife.
    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE...
    Polychroma, "Black Gold" — Broke For Free, "Budding" — Doctor Turtle, "Which That is This" — Ending Satellites, "And so sing the black birds" — David Szesztay, "Crime Story" — Lazy Salon, "Long Windows" — Ghosthack, "Kit 22" — Fourmi, "Fishgods" — Ghosthack, "Kit 11" — Joe Marson, "To the Shore" — The Twin Atlas, "Happy at the Wheel" — Seth Power, "Messes"
    Many thanks to freesound.org and it's amazing collection of contributors.

    • 53 min
    3 - "You are messing with things that you do not understand."

    3 - "You are messing with things that you do not understand."

    Stacie and Shelly head to the local LDS temple in Leavitt, where they meet an amiable Bishop Talbot. Somewhat charmed by the ladies, he tells them of local history, the church, Manwill and the Appointed Brethren.
    Meanwhile at the diner, hands are played as Truck Buckman, the drifter, shoots his shot with Tom Poe and catches him off-guard.
    TOM POE: "That was a pretty good ploy. I did not see that coming at all."
    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE...
    Sidewalk Cellist, "Ain't Free" — Little Glass Men, "Biolumina" — Julianna Barwick, "dublab Sprout Sessions" — Blue Dot Sessions, "Cases to Rest" — Blue Dot Sessions, "Astrisx" — Alex Mason, "Paranormal" — Cellophane Sam, "Mountains" — Schemawound, "The Light At The End Of Her Tunnel" — Kathleen Martin, "Rogue World [kat330 Mash-up]" — Blue Dot Sessions, "In Passage" — Kevin MacLeod, "Backed Vibes Clean" — Josh Woodward, "Honcho Graham From Birmingham" — Scott Gratton, "Forward Motion" — Tony Furtado, "Give Me Your Soul"
    Many thanks to freesound.org and it's amazing collection of contributors.

    • 43 min
    4 - "So tell us more about the details we don't know..."

    4 - "So tell us more about the details we don't know..."

    As our investigators drive by the fortified Manwill compound on their way to Don Meachum's old cabin, they spot a vehicle overlooking the entrance. Do Stacie and Shelly regret meeting the CCAP kids Sophia, Hans and Meenu? Perhaps.
    Arriving at Meachum's cabin, the group grapple with ant hills and make a dark discovery.
    While driving back past the Manwill compound, they are surprised by an invitation. Manwill shows them a copy of a diary page.
    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE...
    Nevada Base, "Hindsight" — Omonoko, "Animals" — Lovefine, "Temperatures Rising" — Lainey Wright, "In My Head" — Shake That Little Foot, "Shady Grove" — Cullah, "The Grief of Ceridwen" — metrostock99, "Ambient Tension Synths" — David Szesztay, "Problem" — MFYM, "Haunted Place" — Alex Mason, "The Conjuring" — Six Umbrellas, "The Psychedelic And" — Ghosthack, "Kit 18" — Tone Ranger, "Cheyenne" — Six Umbrellas, "Runner" — Cullah, "I See" — Ending Satellites, "And so sing the black birds" — Secret Jane, "The Otherworld" — Adam and Alma, "Things"
    Many thanks to freesound.org and it's amazing collection of contributors.

    • 52 min
    5 - "Good evening, I'm Sariah Leavitt."

    5 - "Good evening, I'm Sariah Leavitt."

    Our investigators attempt to glean more information from the elusive Levi Manwill, as he beseeches them to find out who is blackmailing him.
    On the way back into town, a mysterious black Camry spooks our team.
    Like All Stars, they meet up with Sariah Leavitt. She warns them of Manwill's past and proclivities, while they open their kimono to show her a copy of Ardith's diary.
    SARIAH LEAVITT: ""Well, I know he never would have wanted this to come to my attention... Perhaps if we knew a little bit more, then I could make available to you the resources that you could need to take further action. But we would need to have something more concrete against Mr. Manwill. That's been very much the problem."
    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE
    Vukovar, "The Three Shades" — Kai Engel, "From Dreams to Melancholy" — Fourmi, "Stepping out of the grotto" — Ghosthack, "Kit 10" — Chris Zabriskie, "Direct to Video" — Alex Mason, "The Conjuring" — Lyonn, "We'll Light the Sky" — Timecrawler 82, "Driving in the Rain" — High Tide, "A Beggar's Folly" — Kevin MacLeod, "Snow Drop" — Jeremiah Cymerman, "Act 6" — Rebel Baroque Orchestra, "'Alto Giove' from Polifemo" — Borrtex, "Choice" — Laura Finlay, "Making Friends with Shadows"
    Many thanks to freesound.org and it's amazing collection of contributors.

    • 45 min
    6 - "What was I thinking!?"

    6 - "What was I thinking!?"

    After successfully pursuing a mysterious black Camry that had been following them earlier, Stacie realizes it's been a rough day. Shelly drives them back to the hotel for some much needed R&R.
    Meanwhile, Trip and John make an unforgettable visit to Bumpin' Donuts. Let's hope the Yelp reviews live up to the hype.
    TRIP BUCKSWORTH: "God, I'm sorry I didn't have it together for this one."
    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE...
    All My Friends Hate Me, "Stay Up" — Six Umbrellas, "The Match" — Candlegravity, "Protect Me" — Angel Garcia, "Langax Medusa" — Ocean Shiver, "Claustrophobia" — Emily Richards, "Falling (Loveshadow Mix)" — Cellophane Sam, "Awestruck" — Shana Falana, "You Did" — Lookers, "Depressed" — Lewis, "Coffee at Midnight (acoustic)" — Edith Frost, "One-Chord Complaint" — Jill Zimmerman, "Tunnel Vision" — Chalk Dinosaur, "Let Go" — Shana Falana, "Cool Kids" — Fodiator, "No Reason"
    Many thanks to freesound.org and it's amazing collection of contributors.

    • 48 min

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