Office Mommy Dearest

Jaide The Writer
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If CEOs have podcasts to give them advice, why don't their assistants? Assistants do all the work anyway. Your Office Mommy takes you along as she welcomes her latest bundle of joy into the Chief Executive Officer position. As her title suggests, her job is to take care of her CEO's every need. If that means spying, lying, and crying; she's there to do it. Some might think her methods are too invasive or she's too involved. But when it comes to taking care of the boss: mother knows best. If the CEO would just let her in, office mommy wouldn't have to pry the door open. [a weekly micro podcast]

Episodes

  1. 3d ago

    Mom Meets Mommy

    The Office Mommy explains how CEOs praise and then discard people. She knows that a CEO is just a charismatic leader and they have no real interest in the people. But the Office Mommy doesn’t seem to think she’s one ofthe people. Maybe she isn’t. Afterall, the boss (alias - Mr. Howard) choseher to have lunch with his wife (alias – Mrs. Howard) while he was off wooing another CEO. Certainly a man wouldn’t brush his wife off on any old person, especially not on her own birthday. Ever the diligent executive assistant, Office Mommy use theopportunity to get to know more about Mr. Howard’s checkered past. Maybe it’s more chessy than checkered. Chess boards have checkered patterns but also havehorses, like Mr. Howard’s previous job in the Equestrian Training school. What all this has to do with being an executive assistant isunclear, but Office Mommy knows what she’s doing. It’s her advice podcast so you’d think she would tell us. Created by Jaide The Writer. Sound editing by Huel Evans.Sound effects by Ryan Snyder. Check out https://www.jaidethewriter.com/ to get updates onother projects, sign up for the quarterly newsletter, and get links to buy her debut novel "My Way and the High Way". If you like the corporate humor in this podcast, you'll love "My Way and the High Way", a comedic thriller novel dosed with suspense. If you'd like more free content: follow @jaidethewriter onTikTok / Instagram / BlueSky / Facebook for frequent reels, silly jokes, and occasionally really specific details on Jaide's writing process.

  2. Aug 19

    All Work and No Play Dates

    CEOs are “working” men. Like most working “adults”, they have a difficult time making friends. Throw into the mix how unsufferable they are and it’s down near impossible. Executive Assistants are so busy being “Office Mommies” they don’t have the time to be “Office Buddies” as well. Let’s face it, even Mom needs a break sometimes. With Acquaintance Space: the Network Connect for Work Friends App, you can locate all working folks easily from the comfort of your own office. Maybe one of them will like your CEO. Is it just me or is the Office Mommy’s advice getting alittle… specific? Down right personal at this point? Hopefully she gets back on topic and back to giving that radical advice we all know and love and implement on a regular basis and stops talking about Trisha, whoever that is. [Acquaintance Space: the Network Connect for Work FriendsApp is not a sponsor of this show because this show is fiction and while it is a real podcast, ASNCWF is not a real app] Created by Jaide The Writer. Sound editing by Huel Evans. Art work and sound effects by Ryan Snyder. Check out https://www.jaidethewriter.com/ to get updates on other projects, sign up for the quarterly newsletter, and get links to buy her debut novel "My Way and the High Way". If you like the corporate humor in this podcast, you'll love "My Way and the High Way", a comedic thriller novel dosed with suspense. If you'd like more free content: follow @jaidethewriter onTikTok / Instagram / BlueSky / Facebook for frequent reels, silly jokes, and occasionally really specific details on Jaide's writing process.

  3. Aug 12

    Fed(up) is Best

    CEOs are people, and statistically, they are also men. It’sa fact that sucks, but it’s a fact. And a man’s gotta eat. Literally. A thing that they should know but for some reason they are still surprised by this every time meal time comes around. They struggle to know the difference betweenbeing angry and being hangry, and no one is going to call them out for it. Especially not their executive assistant, who’s main job isloyalty at all cost. So while his Office Mommy can’t tell him he’s being obnoxious because he’s starving, she does have to find a way to feed him. Like a toddler who must be coaxed with airplane noises, CEOs have to be convinced that, no, they aren’t too busy to eat. As much as they don’t seem it, they arestill humans. As long as Office Mommy is doing a great job taking care ofhim, there’s no reason for ANY CEO to go crawling back to the arms of his last ex-ecutive assistant. Mr. Howard is no exception and Trisha better watch her back. Created by Jaide The Writer. Art Work by Ryan Snyder. Check outhttps://www.jaidethewriter.com/ to get updates on other projects, sign up for the quarterly newsletter, and get links to buy her debut novel "My Way and the High Way". If you like the corporate humor in this podcast, you'll love "My Way and the High Way", a comedic thriller novel dosed with suspense. If you'd like more free content: follow @jaidethewriter on TikTok / Instagram / BlueSky / Facebook for frequent reels, silly jokes, and occasionally really specific details on Jaide's writing process.

  4. Aug 5

    [Password] Protect them from Themselves

    CEOs have many skills… probably. But those skills do notinclude technology. The cause of this : unclear. Though it could be the fact that technology is ever changing and growing and the last thing they bothered to learn was how to negotiate their wage. In addition to being their “Office Mommy”, as executiveassistant to the CEO, you are expected to be his personal IT as well. Might aswell get ahead of the issue and control of his devices before he can cause too much harm. The more you do for him, the more you can rest easy knowingyou are completely irreplaceable. Probably. Created by Jaide The Writer. Art work by Ryan Snyder. Check out https://www.jaidethewriter.com/ to get updates on other projects, sign up for the quarterly newsletter, and get links to buy her debut novel "My Way and the High Way". If you like the corporate humor in this podcast, you'll love "My Way and the High Way", a comedic thriller novel laced with suspense. If you'd like more free content: follow @jaidethewriter on TikTok / Instagram / BlueSky / Facebook for frequent reels, silly jokes, and occasionally really specific details on Jaide's writing process.

  5. Jul 29

    Sleep Like a Baby; Wake Up Screaming

    CEOs don’t sleep like normal people. They want you tobelieve this is a good thing. But really, it just disrupts the entire world around them. When most people don’t get good rest, they can’t function well throughout the day. Since a CEO always has an entourage of helpers, functioningisn’t required. And if they get a little grumpy pants because they skipped their nap, no one is going to call them out for it. The hard part as an Office Mommy is that you need yoursleep. You don’t also get someone else to absorb the stress and work for you. The problem comes when your CEO expects you to wake up at four to answer their messagesor get them added to the waitlist for their favorite national park so they can take out their new RV that costs more monthly than your rent. Setting the boundary early is key and Office Mommy is here to show you how.   Created by Jaide The Writer. Art work by Ryan Snyder. Check out https://www.jaidethewriter.com/ to get updates on other projects, sign up for the quarterly newsletter, and get links to buy her debut novel "My Way and the High Way". If you like the corporate humor in this podcast, you'll love "My Way and the High Way", a comedic thriller novel dosed with suspense. If you'd like more free content: follow @jaidethewriter on TikTok / Instagram / BlueSky / Facebook for frequent reels, silly jokes, and occasionally really specific details on Jaide's writing process.

  6. Jul 22

    What to Expect When You're Expecting a Fight

    CEOs are angry men, allowed to run rampant as the worldbends to their will. Only an Office Mommy can keep them at bay and even she can only do so much. Like your IBS, preventing angry flare-ups takes a lot of workbut is well worth it. This starts before your CEO ever arrives. Start by CEO proofing their office. This week, your Office Mommy tells you some steps you cantake to get things ready before the due date of your newest CEO. You never know when a CEO is going to hate harsh lighting, be repulsed by the scent of coffee, or stick a knife in a light socket. A good Office Mommy will be prepare for allof the possibilities. Being an Office Mommy may not be a financially rewarding job, but it’s also not an emotionally rewarding one. Make sure to keep your spending habits in line and your new boss at arm’s length. There’s no telling what could happen if he gets too close. Created by Jaide The Writer. Art by Ryan Snyder. Check out https://www.jaidethewriter.com/ to get updates on other projects, sign up for the quarterly newsletter, and get links to buy her debut novel "My Way and the High Way". If you like the corporate humor in this podcast, you'll love "My Way and the High Way", a comedic thriller novel laced with suspense. If you'd like more free content: follow @jaidethewriter on TikTok / Instagram / BlueSky / Facebook for frequent reels, silly jokes, and occasionally really specific details on Jaide's writing process.

  7. Jul 15

    Congrats. It's a... CEO

    What does a Chief Executive Officer do? The business is really none of their business so don't ask them, ask their executive assistant. The CEO isn't there to work, they're there to... Well the point is they have a very big boy job. And big boy jobs require talented assistants. Their work has to go beyond work. In fact, executive assistants do a lot less assisting and a lot more mothering. For the sake of avoiding any confusion, host of the podcast refers to herself as the Office Mommy. The Office Mommy is there to guide you on your journey through the go go world of being the assistant to a person who stumbles into the office each morning without a clear plan or thought in their mind. It's hard to follow someone who isn't really leading. But the Office Mommy is here to help you navigate the job! Some people think her methods are unusual, invasive, possibly illegal. But they get the job done! What the CEO does, she may never know. But she does know their favorite bagel, their preferred tee time, and their mother's birthday. Because the Office Mommy's job is far more complex than an episode description can explain. Created by Jaide The Writer. Check out https://www.jaidethewriter.com/ to get updates on other projects, sign up for the quarterly newsletter, and get links to buy her debut novel "My Way and the High Way". If you like the corporate humor in this podcast, you'll love "My Way and the High Way", a comedic thriller novel laced with suspense. If you'd like more free content: follow @jaidethewriter on TikTok / Instagram / BlueSky / Facebook for frequent reels, silly jokes, and occasionally really specific details on Jaide's writing process. JA4OQihRa1bFLUWoKq5L

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If CEOs have podcasts to give them advice, why don't their assistants? Assistants do all the work anyway. Your Office Mommy takes you along as she welcomes her latest bundle of joy into the Chief Executive Officer position. As her title suggests, her job is to take care of her CEO's every need. If that means spying, lying, and crying; she's there to do it. Some might think her methods are too invasive or she's too involved. But when it comes to taking care of the boss: mother knows best. If the CEO would just let her in, office mommy wouldn't have to pry the door open. [a weekly micro podcast]

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  • Creator
    Jaide The Writer
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jaide The Writer
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    Office Mommy Dearest