Ohneis - The Pattern

Ohneis652 - Andries Ohneisser

Tech, AI, design, and the hidden logic behind it all.

  1. MAY 13

    Why Typing to AI Is a Design Failure | with Lauren

    Send us Fan Mail Every time you've struggled to describe what you want to an AI, that frustration wasn't your fault — it was a design failure hiding in plain sight. Ohneis and Lauren break down why the chat box is a 40-year step backwards, why 'prompt engineering' was always a bad joke, and what the next generation of AI interfaces will actually feel like to use. This one will change how you see your screen.

    12 min

  2. MAY 4

    The End of Apps: Apple's Invisible Butler Revolution | with Matt

    Send us Fan Mail For 15 years, 'there's an app for that' defined how we use our phones. Now Apple is quietly killing that entire paradigm — and replacing it with AI agents that act for you, invisibly, in the background. Ohneis sits down with Matt to break down Apple's historic leadership change, the secret chip war brewing in Silicon Valley, and why the next iPhone might not want you to look at the screen at all.

    12 min

  3. APR 24

    AI Shrinkflation: Are You Paying for a Dumber Robot? | with Carla

    Send us Fan Mail Something changed with your AI, and nobody told you. Ohneis and Carla dig into the 'AI Shrinkflation' scandal — why Anthropic's Claude 4.6 suddenly feels lazier, what a 67% drop in thinking time actually means for your work, and whether we've just hit the physical limits of the AI boom. If you pay $20 a month for an AI assistant, this episode is for you.

    14 min

  4. APR 19

    The AI Intern Unchained: Your Digital Worker Has Arrived | with Nigel

    Send us Fan Mail For years, we've been talking to AI. Now it's starting to work for us. Ohneis and Nigel break down the shift from chatbots to autonomous AI agents, why tech giants are hoarding memory chips and quietly making your next phone more expensive, and what it actually means to have a digital co-worker that doesn't clock out. The prompt box is dead — here's what comes next.

    17 min

  5. APR 16

    One-Click Commercials: How AI Video Changed Everything | with Charlotte

    Send us Fan Mail AI video generation went from a lab curiosity to a tool that can produce a Hollywood-grade 60-second commercial for less than a dollar — and the internet is already flooded with footage nobody can tell isn't real. Ohneis and Charlotte break open the black box: how a computer actually hallucinates a moving picture from scratch, why OpenAI just killed its most famous video app, and what this means for every small business owner with a phone and a dream. If you've ever wondered how the sausage gets made, this is the episode.

    19 min

  6. APR 15

    Happy Horse Just Crushed The AI Video Race | with Laura

    Send us Fan Mail A mysterious AI tool called Happy Horse just topped every global leaderboard for AI video generation — and it was secretly built by Alibaba, China's e-commerce giant. Ohneis breaks down why OpenAI is retreating from the video race, what Alibaba's massive corporate pivot really means, and how this changes the way everything on your screen gets made. If you've ever wanted to create high-quality video without a camera, a crew, or a budget, this episode is for you.

    17 min
  7. Two Dollars a Minute for Digital Jesus: Faith Meets AI | with Talia

    APR 14

    Two Dollars a Minute for Digital Jesus: Faith Meets AI | with Talia

    Send us Fan Mail Millions of people are turning to AI-powered spiritual guides — including a video-call Jesus that costs $1.99 a minute. In this episode, Ohneis and Talia unpack the booming faith-tech industry, from Buddhist chatbots to Catholic AI databases, asking the question nobody in Silicon Valley wants to answer: who's actually behind the digital pulpit, and what do they want from you? If you've ever felt spiritually lost at 2 a.m., this episode is for you.

    17 min
  8. Seeing Is No Longer Believing: Microsoft's Plan to Save Reality | with George

    APR 13

    Seeing Is No Longer Believing: Microsoft's Plan to Save Reality | with George

    Send us Fan Mail The internet has hit a breaking point — every video, every photo, every breaking news clip now comes with a silent question mark. Microsoft just released a massive blueprint to fix this, not by hunting fakes, but by proving what's actually real. We break down how it works, why Big Tech is dragging its feet, and what happens when the tools meant to save truth get turned against it.

    16 min
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