Only If You Can Keep Up

Ash & Lynn

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Only If You Can Keep Up

Two chaotic minds discussing all things weird & mysterious. We both have ADHD and feed off each other's random thoughts. We may go off subject a bit, but we will provide you with a large variety of weird, creepy, and interesting topics. We touch a bit on true crime, strange places, haunts, literally anything that isn't "normal". We talk fast and can be a little weird at times, but join us.... only if you can keep up!

2 DAYS AGO

Episode #82- Porch Talk NUMBER 14

PORCH TALK TIME! Porch talk is the one episode a month that we talk about whatever comes to mind. No script, just chit chatting, usually super fast and about the most random topics. In this one we discuss my murderous cat, scheduling brain spirals, a car contest that involves feces, and the fact that we are just all floating around on a rock existing! Hope you enjoy... only if you can keep up!If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ...

45 min
JAN 9

Episode #81- Satanic Panic

We dive deep into one of the most bizarre and frightening moral panics in American history - the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and 90s. What started as rumors and isolated allegations quickly escalated into a nationwide hysteria that implicated thousands in secret cult activity, abuse, sacrifices, and dark rituals. We’ll examine the origins of the panic, its role in shaping public perception of crime, and the lasting impact it has had on both the media and legal systems.We explore how moral fear...

48 min
JAN 2

Episode #80- Y2K

In this episode, we dive into the Y2K phenomenon—the millennium bug that had everyone from tech experts to everyday people bracing for the worst as we entered the year 2000. The theory? That the switch from "99" to "00" in computer systems would cause chaos, triggering everything from mass power outages to planes falling from the sky. But did the Y2K bug live up to the hype, or was it just a massive overreaction? We’ll explore the history, the fear, and the reality of this digital disaster th...

48 min
12/26/2024

Episode #79- Holiday Porch Talk

Have you ever wondered where your favorite Christmas decorations and traditions actually came from? In this episode, we take a journey through time to explore the fascinating origins of iconic Christmas items—from the twinkling Christmas star and stockings to the bells and eggnog. Discover how ancient customs, folklore, and even marketing campaigns helped shape the holiday season as we know it today. Whether it’s the mysterious origins of the Christmas tree or the surprisingly humble beginnin...

36 min
12/19/2024

Episode #78- True Crime: Holiday

In this chilling holiday special, we dive into a twisted tale where Christmas cheer takes a dark turn. When a family gathers for a festive holiday celebration, they are unaware that a sinister figure—disguised as Santa Claus—is coming. As the night unfolds, terror strikes, and one by one, family members meet their grisly fate at the hands of the jolly figure. But the horrors don’t end there: in another story, a woman is discovered dead, hidden beneath the Christmas tree in a scene that seems ...

49 min
12/12/2024

Episode #77- Creepy Christmas Traditions

Not everyone celebrates Christmas and Yule the same way. There have been some very strange and interesting traditions associated with the holiday season over the years throughout the world. Have you heard of Krampus or Père Fouettard? Maybe The Yule Cat haunts your wildest winter dreams? In this episode, we discuss some cool but darker Christmas history, some NOT so holly jolly lore! 🎄If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us fo...

38 min
12/05/2024

Episode #76- Curses

Do you believe in curses? Have you ever thought you might be cursed? Some people fully believe in this stuff and some think it's ridiculous. Either way, if you're curious then join us as we talk about different types of curses, ways they can happen, and how people get rid of them. If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.comYou can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup...

38 min
11/28/2024

Episode #75- Black Friday

Do you go out to shop and hunt for deals on Black Friday? Do you enjoy the chaos OR just try to avoid it all? In this episode, we discuss some info about when Black Friday first started plus some of the crazy and ridiculous things that have happened while people frantically shop. We also talk about the top toys people have lost their minds over in the past plus some tragic accidents and even deaths that have occurred during all of the madness. Happy Thanksgiving!!If you like this episod...

41 min

TRAILER

Trailer Episode

Welcome! We are Ash & Lynn, best friends with chaotic minds who love to discuss fun, weird, mysterious, and random things! Here is a sneak peak into our brand new podcast, Only If You Can Keep Up 🤩Our first episode will air next week and we will have new content each Thursday after that. We are super excited and hope you'll join us! Please bear with us as we learn to navigate the podcast world 😂If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get...

06/29/2023

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2 min

Two chaotic minds discussing all things weird & mysterious. We both have ADHD and feed off each other's random thoughts. We may go off subject a bit, but we will provide you with a large variety of weird, creepy, and interesting topics. We touch a bit on true crime, strange places, haunts, literally anything that isn't "normal". We talk fast and can be a little weird at times, but join us.... only if you can keep up!

Creator

Ash & Lynn
Years Active

2023 - 2025
Episodes

85
Rating

Explicit
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