Oz 9 Gated Galaxies

LOOK. I never said it would be the MORNING of September 19, I just said it would be ON September 19, so I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
It's episode 61, and incredibly, it seems our crew might have actually lost some brain cells over the hiatus. I swear, if there's a skull and crossbones on it, this crew wants to eat it, marry it, or at least put it in the garage next to something flammable.
In this episode: 
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S Dear as Dr. Theo
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Kevin Hall as Greg
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield & Henri
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.
Our comic book is nearly out! Keep an eye on @oz9podcast on Twitter and our Etsy store at etsy.com/shop/Oz9podcast.

It's true many people complain that Oz 9 is not only NOT educational, it may in fact "leach information out of your brain as you listen." (thanks, mom — real nice)
We beg to differ. Did you know zebras were once called "hippotigruses" (hippotigri? whatever)? Think of how much you've learned about plants and space and maths and fugu and Sweden!
Anyway, if we're making you dumber, I think you know exactly what Olivia would have to say to that. Because that's ANOTHER THING YOU LEARNED.
You've been listening to:
Iri Alexander as Julie
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Aaron Clark as Ben
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
David S Dear as Tiberius
Tim Sherburn as Colin, and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott; our music is composed and performed by John Faley. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.
If you're enjoying the show, visit our website at Oz-9.com where you can find links to our merch stores, our comic book, and our Patreon.
We always appreciate a rate and review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser. Until next time, Space Monkeys!
Trailers courtesy of
Bunker Down from the makers of Marsfall
Elaine's Cooking for the Soul

You thought your job was hard, imagine being Narrator (or Narrator 2, really) for this boatload of Twinkies. (Which, incidentally have still not shown any signs of decomposition in 2142, just sayin'.)
If our Narrator makes it through his contract without developing a neurosis (or cirrhosis), well, it's not our fault.
Avocado yogurt.... avocado yogurt....
Stay tuned through the end to hear the MCCACEC Fight Song by the amazing Sarah Golding!
You've been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2
Our music is by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.
Visit us on Twitter @oz9podcast, check out our website, oz-9.com, or join our Patreon at patreon.com/Oz9podcast!
Until next time, Space Monkeys!

Yeah, it's kind of a long title, but it's an important question. 
This episode is a flashback in which random, weird stuff happens, just in case you were wondering if 2021 and 2022 were the weirdest history gets. 
You've been listening to
Eric Perry as Joe
David S Dear as Tiberius
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott is our artist. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Until next time, Space Monkeys!

Have you ever wondered about HOW the Oz ships were retrofitted for long space journeys? Us too. 
We still do.
Hey, stay till the end to hear the trailer for the glorious podcast Mockery Manor. HIGHLY recommended! 
You're listening to:
Lee Shackleford as Interviewer 1
Sarah Golding as Interviewer 2
Kyle Jones as Interviewer 3
Kevin Hall as Interviewer 4
June Clark Eubanks as Interviewer 5
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Richard Cowen as Leet
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Eric Perry as Mr Southers
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator, and
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2.

Our music is by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Visit us at Oz-9.com for transcripts for all our episodes, more information about the show, and links to our merchandise and Patreon.

Thanks for joining us, Space Monkeys, and we'll be back next time!
 

It's the holiday season, and our gift to you is.... some stupid. We made it ourselves. 
You've been listening to:

Aaron Clark as Ben
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
Iri Alexander as Julie
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Kevin Hall as Felonius
Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe
and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. This episode was directed by June Clark Eubanks. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Don't forget, you can wear Oz 9 merchandise as a badge of hon- you can wear Oz 9 merchandise. Check out oz-9.com for links to our Tee Public and Etsy stores. And buy our comic book, 'k? We've got lots of copies.
Until next time, Space Monkeys!