Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

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Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Beatrice Ashe has a quiet life as an assistant at the Woodbine Agency, a small detective firm in the east end of Toronto. But things change for her quickly when she is brutally attacked and left near death. Now, her boss Grace Hawthorne has a choice to make: Let Bea die... or give her a second chance. A second chance that brings Bea into a new world of shadow. Woodbine is a show about monsters, mysteries, new beginnings, and new bodies. What would you do if you found yourself in a world you never knew existed? What would you do if you had another chance to get justice? How far would you go to find the truth? And are you willing to figure all these out on your lunch break, because there are cases coming in and the Mothman can only wait so long for answers... WOODBINE is a new podcast by the creators of the award-winning horror fiction podcast Parkdale Haunt. Listen to Parkdale Haunt seasons 1-3 below, and subscribe for new episodes of Woodbine. PARKDALE HAUNT: Ever since Judith’s lifelong best friend, Claire Sterback, inherited a house from a biological family she never knew, things have begun to change. Claire has begun to change. It isn’t just that the house is full of cryptic notebooks, ominous scribblings on the wall, and has a basement that is colder than it should be. It isn’t just that Claire abruptly up and left her live-in boyfriend and is now being stalked by a psychopathic realtor. Claire is… off. As she gets closer to a secret at the heart of the old house in the Toronto neighbourhood of Parkdale, she is also getting closer to losing herself. After Claire goes missing - with the help of co-worker-turned-friend-Owen - Judith vies to track her down, even if it means diving into a history that may have been better left untouched.

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  1. 01: ASH

    EPISODE 1

    01: ASH

    Beatrice Ashe is having an incredibly average day, up until the part where she is brutally stabbed to death. Well, near death. Some people have bosses who meddle in their work, some have bosses who are little too quick to act, and some have bosses who will bring you back from the precipice of annihilation by turning you into a vampire. Now, Bea has some new problems, only one of which is the mystery around who did this to her and why.  CONTENT WARNING: violence, blood, death Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Taylor Davis as Aurelius Harlan Guthrie as Alden and Rob Deobald as Lennox Woodbine is an original podcast  Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    59 min
  2. 02: WILLOW

    EPISODE 2

    02: WILLOW

    Grace takes Bea straight into the deep end with her first case: A boogeyman is missing a very key part of something important to him. It plays the music of the night, giving him a sense of peace, covering up the sounds of the world... He just wants his groove back, is all. Plus, it's time to hire a new assistant, and there's a single standout in a world of duds. CONTENT WARNING: blood Episode transcript available at woodbinepod.com Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Ian Boddy as Rhys and Alex Guthrie as Mariah, the Boogeyman Woodbine is an original podcast  Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    50 min
  3. 03: BEECH

    EPISODE 3

    03: BEECH

    A family torn apart by past hurts. A search for an estranged mother. A mothman standing in your office, staring at your lamp. Bea still struggles with her new diet, Rhys finds out there's more to the job than paperwork, and Grace begins to regret the gaps in the agency's onboarding procedures. CONTENT WARNING: blood (mentioned) Featuring the voices of: Ian Boddy as Rhys Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Taylor Davis as Aurelius Harlan Guthrie as Alden Stéphanie Broschart as the Sasquatch Mariella Lopez as Tracy and Maggie Blouin Pearl as Elizabeth Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    44 min
  4. 04: PAWPAW

    EPISODE 4

    04: PAWPAW

    The worst kind of joke is not one where no one laughs, but one where the joke-teller takes a violent, unyielding umbrage with your lack of mirth. The joke is on Grace when a not-so-funny artefact goes missing and someone from her past makes a sudden return. It's really no laughing matter though when Lennox reappears, leaving her with more questions than answers. There's no clowning around when he's involved. Alright, I've run out of puns, I think that's enough for this episode description. CONTENT WARNING: blood, violence, bodily harm Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Cameron Wylie as Travis Phil Wright as the heckler Keith Ohman as the MC Reyna Stillwater as the ticket taker Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    48 min
  5. 05: BIRCH

    EPISODE 5

    05: BIRCH

    There's getting under someone's skin and then there's taking it. Grace and Bea are tasked with finding the missing skin of a client who just wants to be whole again... in more ways than one. Turns out the issues run a lot deeper than a simple lost layer and are complicated in ways neither of them expected. Hope you came prepared to yearn, because everyone else here is. Minus Rhys, I guess. He's just vibing. Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Ian Boddy as Rhys Anuja Varghese as Phoebe Harleen Bhogal as Amelia Taylor Davis as Aurelius Harlan Guthrie as Alden and Jo Guthrie as Selena Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    52 min
  6. 06: MAPLE

    EPISODE 6

    06: MAPLE

    Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Wait, didn't I say that? Anyway, something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. And something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. But something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Hang on. Ok, I'm good, I know what we're talking about. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. And... something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Didn't I say that already? I'm not sure what's happening. Something is weird in the episode description and I don't know what to do. I don't know how to escape. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and... I can't escape. And I don't know what to do. CONTENT WARNING: fire, alcohol Featuring the voices of: Ian Boddy as Rhys Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea J Strautman as Hollis Kyle Anderson as James and Gina Sorell as the Ghost Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    45 min
  7. 07: PINE

    EPISODE 7

    07: PINE

    Oh boy, it's time for a super fun bar crawl with the team! Obviously this is some sort of delightful work outing, right? In any other capacity, it probably would be. But for Grace, Bea, and Rhys, the party is overshadowed by the case at hand. Hard to get too enthused when you've got a malicious being on your tail, really puts a damper on the evening. Don't stop, don't lose your nerve, and don't ever look back... CONTENT WARNING: alcohol, physical violence Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Harlan Guthrie as Alden Taylor Davis as Aurelius Phi Walker as The Hidebehind and Doug Walker as The Dadbehind Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    40 min
  8. 08: BUCKEYE

    EPISODE 8

    08: BUCKEYE

    The past will always find its way back to you, whether it is the distant or the recent. It comes back with claws, ready to pull you into its embrace. You can't escape the violence that made you. It will always find a way to hook itself into your skin, burrow under, and then wait until you think you're safe. The past Grace has been running from is catching up. The past Bea is searching for is coming for her. And Rhys continues to just have a good time, everyone else be damned. CONTENT WARNING: violence Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Ian Boddy as Rhys Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Rob Deobald as Lennox Taylor Davis as Aurelius and Harlan Guthrie as Vander Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    47 min
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Beatrice Ashe has a quiet life as an assistant at the Woodbine Agency, a small detective firm in the east end of Toronto. But things change for her quickly when she is brutally attacked and left near death. Now, her boss Grace Hawthorne has a choice to make: Let Bea die... or give her a second chance. A second chance that brings Bea into a new world of shadow. Woodbine is a show about monsters, mysteries, new beginnings, and new bodies. What would you do if you found yourself in a world you never knew existed? What would you do if you had another chance to get justice? How far would you go to find the truth? And are you willing to figure all these out on your lunch break, because there are cases coming in and the Mothman can only wait so long for answers... WOODBINE is a new podcast by the creators of the award-winning horror fiction podcast Parkdale Haunt. Listen to Parkdale Haunt seasons 1-3 below, and subscribe for new episodes of Woodbine. PARKDALE HAUNT: Ever since Judith’s lifelong best friend, Claire Sterback, inherited a house from a biological family she never knew, things have begun to change. Claire has begun to change. It isn’t just that the house is full of cryptic notebooks, ominous scribblings on the wall, and has a basement that is colder than it should be. It isn’t just that Claire abruptly up and left her live-in boyfriend and is now being stalked by a psychopathic realtor. Claire is… off. As she gets closer to a secret at the heart of the old house in the Toronto neighbourhood of Parkdale, she is also getting closer to losing herself. After Claire goes missing - with the help of co-worker-turned-friend-Owen - Judith vies to track her down, even if it means diving into a history that may have been better left untouched.

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  • Channel
    Realm
  • Creator
    Alex Nursall & Emily Kellogg
  • Episodes
    63
  • Seasons
    4
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall
  • Show Website
    Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production
  • Provider
    Realm of Possibility, Inc.

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