17 episodes

Discover firsthand what happens in a world of incompetent doctors, cynical nurses, therapists who need therapy, and janitors who can't clean, all heard from the perspective of a coma patient.

Patient 33 Counterpoint Productions

    • Fiction
    • 4.8 • 30 Ratings

Discover firsthand what happens in a world of incompetent doctors, cynical nurses, therapists who need therapy, and janitors who can't clean, all heard from the perspective of a coma patient.

    M 33 John Doe

    M 33 John Doe

    There's a mysterious, new patient at Hope's Memorial Hospital.
    Season 1, Episode 1
    -- Content Warnings at the bottom of the description --
    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated :)
    [NOTE: SIRENS, HORNS, AND HONKING IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]
    Transcripts - https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/
     
    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon
    Directed by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Kira Goldberg
     
    Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie
    Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier
    Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why
    Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright
    Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue
    Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher
    Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely
    Amanda Lashmit as Nurse Margie
     
    Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd and Jake Needham
    Music by Ryan Lew
    Graphic Design by Lucille Wright
     
    FOLLOW US:
    WEBSITE: https://patient33.com 
    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en 
    TWITTER:
    https://twitter.com/patient33pod 
    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com
     
    CONTENT WARNINGS:
    Hospitals / Medicine /Comas Harassment Car Crash Sirens / Horns / Honking / Ambulances  
    Sound effects from daboy291, lewooz, craigsmith, yap-audio-production, yottasounds, johnsonbrand, magnuswaker, nachtmahrtv, jaredgibb, skeetmasterfunk, niedec, and eudes87 via freesound.org

    • 19 min
    Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day

    It's Valentine's Day at Hope's Memorial Hospital, and the doctors are using the day to its full potential Season 1, Episode 2
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    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated :)
     
    [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]
     
    Transcripts - https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/
     
    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon
    Directed by Eve Gershon
     
    Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why
    Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie
    Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier
    Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright
    Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely
    Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher
    Amanda Lashmit as Nurse Margie
    Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue
    Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Abby Little, and Jake Needham
    Music by Ryan Lew
    Graphic Design by Lucille Wright
     
    FOLLOW US:
    WEBSITE: https://patient33.com 
    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en 
    TWITTER:
    https://twitter.com/patient33pod 
    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com
     
    CONTENT WARNINGS:
    Sexual Situations Alcohol Hospitals Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors  
    Sound effects from jayfrosting, inndigoray, magnuswaker, veloc1rapt0r, xxbirdoxx, soundboy2000, johnsonbrannded, breviceps, bbonaparte199, yottasoounds, and previously credited users via freesound.org

    • 14 min
    Never Trust a Neurologist

    Never Trust a Neurologist

    Tensions rise in the hospital as Dr. Homely and Janitor Fisher work to cover up their mess from the night before. Season 1, Episode 3  
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    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review on either Apple Podcasts or Podchaser so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂
     
    [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]
     
    Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/
     
    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon
    Directed by Eve Gershon
     
    Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why
    Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue
    Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright
    Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie
    Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier
    Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely
    Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher
     
    Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd and Jake Needham
     
    Music by Ryan Lew
     
    Graphic Design by Lucille Wright
     
    FOLLOW US:
    WEBSITE: https://patient33.com 
    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en 
    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod 
    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com 
     
    CONTENT WARNINGS:
    Sexual Situations Hospitals Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Dead Bodies  
    Sound effects from indigoray, daboy291, horcasitas, blaukreuz, and previously credited users via freesound.org

    • 10 min
    Sick as a Dog

    Sick as a Dog

    Dr. Why's new therapy dog stirs up some trouble in the coma ward. Jennie starts growing concerned over Nurse Margie’s continued disappearance.  
    Season 1, Episode 4
     
    — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —
     
    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review on Apple podcasts or Podchaser so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂
     
    [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]
     
    Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/   
     
    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon
    Directed by Eve Gershon
     
    Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why
    Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher
    Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie
    Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier
    Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely
    Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright
    Riley Thomas Stewart as Jack
     
    Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham
     
    Music by Ryan Lew
     
    Graphic Design by Lucille Wright
     
    FOLLOW US:
    WEBSITE: https://patient33.com 
     
    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en 
     
    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod 
     
    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com 
     
    CONTENT WARNINGS:
    Hospitals Comas Dog Barking Harassment/Threatening Implied Death Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors  
    Sound effects from moffet, deleted-user-21, tripjazz, horcasitas, josh-herman, daboy291, danrules213, craigsmith, aunrea, and previously credited users via freesound.org

    • 10 min
    Patient 34

    Patient 34

    A new patient arrives at the hospital. A detective comes to investigate Nurse Margie’s disappearance.  
     
    Season 1, Episode 5
     
    — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —
     
    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂
     
    [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]
     
    Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ 
     
    Written by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon and Kira Goldberg
    Directed by Kira Goldberg
     
    Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why
    Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier
    Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie
    Rachel Othon as Charlie
    Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely
    Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher
    Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch
     
    Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham
    Music by Ryan Lew
    Graphic Design by Lucille Wright
    Production Assistance by Abby Little
     
    FOLLOW US:
    WEBSITE: https://patient33.com 
     
    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en 
     
    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod  
     
    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com 
     
    CONTENT WARNINGS:
    Cops Hospitals / Implied Death Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors  
    Sound effects from, hja, mariia, danrules213, mariabeatrizpereira, gerardcatala, yottasounds, mariiao2, tmcenaney1806, jamie7001, lewooz, craigsmith, samuelgremaud, jackthemurray, sieuamthanh, timeonunderwater, and previously credited users via freesound.org

    • 21 min
    Spaghetti Day

    Spaghetti Day

    It’s spaghetti day at Hope’s Memorial, and things get messy.  
     
    Season 1, Episode 6
     
    — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —
     
    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂
     
    [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]
     
    Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/  
     
    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon
    Directed by Kira Goldberg
     
    Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier
    Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why
    Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie
    Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch
    Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright
    Lucille Wright as Voice 1
    Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue
    Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely
    Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher
     
    Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham
    Music by Ryan Lew
    Graphic Design by Lucille Wright
     
    FOLLOW US:
    WEBSITE: https://patient33.com 
     
    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en  
     
    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod 
     
    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com 
     
    CONTENT WARNINGS:
    Sexual Situations Hospitals / Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors  
    Sound effects from sidequesting, marcjunker, anthousai, ja20208, josh-herman, daboy291, indigoray, tmcenaney, horcasitas, samuelgremaud, blaukreuz, craigsmith and previously credited users via freesound.org

    • 17 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
30 Ratings

30 Ratings

phylliebee ,

So fun!

Love the music and the characters. Enjoying this!!

Tante143 ,

Entertaining & Funny!

Lots of Crazy Characters in this Hospital! This is my fave type of fiction podcast.
I can actually picture this as a Streaming Series. (Depending upon how it finishes!)

Dereleaked88 ,

Patient Care

Patient 33 has a creative and strange basis for a show yet thrives as a comedy. Simply put, it's hilarious. It's well produced, well acted (or voice acted), and well written. Speaking of which, it's impressive that each character is given enough spotlight and/or personality to help establish identity with such a large cast. The developing story is intriguing and gives the listener a reason to come back. Give this a download and subscribe now!

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