Penny Men

Penny Men

Penny Men is the podcast starring Ben, Tom, and Gregory: three experts on cartooning, storytelling, and having a good time! We give a penny for our thoughts, and throw in our two cents, as we tackle new topics and writing pitches every week!

  1. #113 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 5)

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    #113 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 5)

    Hour five of "The Life and Times" is where the Penny Men stop politely theorizing and just start building a Mario cosmology with power tools! Ben, Greg, and Tom lock in the multi-era, master timeline, stretch it all the way to 1996, and finally explain why Mario ends up living in a house instead of a castle! This is the episode where everything snaps into place! ERA THREE: The Rebellion Era: Everybody is a young adult. Everybody hates their destiny.Mario → wants to be a plumber, not a princeLuigi → anxious, snarky, accidentally heroicPeach → adopted alien princess, burdened with responsibilityBowser → rejects marriage politics, wants total conquestPauline → Mario’s emotional foilDonkey Kong → circus gorilla prince in exileWaluigi, Stanley, Spike → lurking in the background, waiting to become problems!It all ends when: Bowser starts torching citiesTurtles invade EarthMario and Luigi fall down the drainEveryone forgets the Mushroom Kingdom like it’s Oz! ERA FOUR: The Mushroom Saga The classic quest eraMario Bros.Super Mario Bros.The Lost LevelsSuper Mario Bros. 2 (the war + dreams)Super Mario Land 1 (Sarasaland + Tatanga)The Super Mario Bros. Super ShowSuper Mario Bros. 3 (game + cartoon)This is the full “save the Mushroom Kingdom” arc — kings turned into animals, wands, warp pipes, and Koopalings everywhere!Ends when: The Mushroom Kingdom is finally safeThe heroes are sent to defend Dinosaur Land!ERA FIVE: Dinosaur World Yoshi’s time to shineSuper Mario World (game + cartoon)Yoshi's CookieYoshi's SafariStar Road loreYoshi PrimeEgg cursesDino Kingdom politicsThis is the “sprites have no dialogue” era, where we fill in all the emotional blanks!Ends when: Mario goes homeHis castle is goneWario has moved in!ERA SIX: The Wario Wars This is where it gets petty, pirate-y, and deeply sadThe Castle SagaSuper Mario Land 2: Six Golden CoinsWario takes Mario’s castleTatanga becomes his henchmanMario Land 3 / Wario Land 1Captain Syrup steals Peach’s golden statueWario steals it from herMario steals it backA genie gives Wario a castleWario Land 2Captain Syrup steals all Wario’s moneyWario’s WoodsWario builds a castle in fairy landToad, Birdo, and a fairy blow it upWario finally becomes a king……and loses it to Toad!🕰️ Why It All Ends in 1996 - Because 1996 is when: Mario goes 3D (Mario 64)Donkey Kong goes 3DMario lives in a house, not a castle (Mario RPG)The royal wars are overThe lineage drama is doneEveryone loses the throne!The Star Frame - All of this is being told by Rosalina to the Seven Star Children — a cosmic Scheherazade story that admits: Nintendo canon is messyMemory is unreliableProphecy is flexibleThe truth is always a little warpedSeven childrenSeven destiniesRoyal bloodlinesAdopted heirsForgotten worldsLost castlesEggsStarsPlumbers!This is Mario as dynastic tragedy, cartoon epic, and generational trauma — and it somehow still makes sense! Welcome to Hour Five! 🍄✨

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  2. #112 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 4)

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    #112 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 4)

    Hour four of "The Life and Times " is where things officially get unhinged! The Penny Men pick up exactly where they left off and begin reinforcing the Mario timeline with fresh cartilage, connective tissue, and possibly forbidden star magic! Using Tom’s original 12-issue framework as the skeleton, Ben arrives with a week’s worth of lore research to rebuild Mario history by eras, not just games! In this episode, we tackle: The Seven Star Children: MarioLuigiPeachDonkey Kong (and yes, Cranky)Bowser (surprise!)Yoshi (which one? several!)Wario (the odd man out)!Yoshi Discourse (Brace Yourself) Adult Yoshi vs. Baby Yoshi vs. Egg YoshiStar Child Yoshi vs. Tribe of YoshisDe-aging, egg imprisonment, and disappearances“Mama Luigi” finally makes sense (kind of)!Royal Bloodlines & Power Plays Mushroom Kingdom politicsKoopa ambition and arranged marriagesMario as secret nobilityPeach as an alien/star princess/adopted monarchDK, Yoshi, and Bowser as rival kings-in-waiting!The Real World Era Why Mario, Luigi, and Wario grow up outside the Mushroom KingdomStorks, adoption, and Italian familiesForeman Spike: worst dad, best villain originCement factories, pie jobs, and resentment arcs!Big Lore Questions We Absolutely Try to Answer Why Bowser is hunting babiesHow time works in the Mushroom KingdomWhy Cranky ages and Mario doesn’tWhether Paper Mario counts (jury’s out)How to turn all of this into a coherent comic series!It’s Mario lore as epic fantasy, dynastic tragedy, and workplace comedy! Stars fall! Eggs hatch! Princes gets sent to Brooklyn! Welcome back to the cartilage bucket!

    43 phút
  3. #111 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 3)

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    #111 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 3)

    The Penny Men continue their increasingly unhinged attempt to construct a unified Mario canon! Picking up right where we left off, Tom unveils Issue #9 of his 12-issue “Life and Times of Mario” epic, covering: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show eraThe plumbing yearsThe celebrity yearsAnd the strange liminal period where Mario and Luigi are hanging out with wrestlers, sad-eyed orphans, and Rip Van Winkle while destiny quietly assembles an army against them!While the Brothers live their dream in Brooklyn: Princess Peach is thrust into leadershipBowser consolidates powerWart mobilizes the 8-Bit GangCaptain Syrup mocks everyone from the sidelinesAnd Toad accidentally sparks an international villain summit after immediately losing the Kingdom’s most powerful artifacts!Along the way, the Penny Men: Definitively establish the Three Donkey Kongs Theory (and finally put the Pauline confusion to rest)Untangle Yoshi canon, Star Children, time travel, and baby kidnappingsDecide how The Super Show, Mario 3, Captain N, and the pipes between worlds actually workDebate whether Bowser is a self-made tyrant, a failed diplomat, or bothAnd explore the moment when every separate Mario storyline finally begins to converge!This is the episode where everything starts coming together — heroes drifting back toward the Mushroom World, villains choosing sides, and one final warp pipe preparing to swallow the Mario Brothers for good!!

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Penny Men is the podcast starring Ben, Tom, and Gregory: three experts on cartooning, storytelling, and having a good time! We give a penny for our thoughts, and throw in our two cents, as we tackle new topics and writing pitches every week!