Perfect Person

5.0 (1.5K)
COMEDY
UPDATED WEEKLY

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

2D AGO

174: hooking up with two rival brothers in one night (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from people who hooked up with two competing brothers in a single night, and have a neighborly mishap with the stoner next door. Rent The Tour Documentary! Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 11m
OCT 29

173: my one night stand left his teeth at my house (w/ Patrick McDonald)

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls from people who procured teeth from a one night stand, who have a mailman they used to french, and someone who ate too many eggs. Rent The Tour Documentary! Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 10m
OCT 22

172: confronting the demon haunting my house (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric joins the show to take terrifying calls for spooky season about a mimic haunting your house, a witch in your neighborhood you have to repay, and a ghost that has latched itself onto you. Rent The Tour Documentary! Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 5m
OCT 15

171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor)

Watch The Tour Documentary (Out Friday): https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-not-perfect-141218671? Ethan Nestor joins the show to take stunning calls about a clown kink at a ren faire, hooking up with your besties ex, and banging your favorite professors son & daughter. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 12m
OCT 8

170: seducing my little sister's school bus driver (w/ Gabby Bryan)

Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about successfully getting your sex toys inside while on vacation, banging your sisters school bus driver, and extorting maple syrup from your ex boyfriend. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
OCT 1

169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)

Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym. If you're wondering what that audio was in the beginning - it was a trailer for I'm Not A Perfect Person: A Tour Documentary! Coming October 2025. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 12m
SEP 24

168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James)

Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers about being exiled in spin class, dealing with loving feelings from the dishwasher you're banging, and getting a date from the hottie at lunch. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 26m
SEP 17

167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome To Perfection: Show Trailer

Welcome to perfection! Listen to the show every week on Wednesdays, and send your problems, conundrums, and life altering decisions to (424) 284-9614. You can leave a voicemail, or send a text for an opportunity to have your problems read on the show. To talk to Miles and company LIVE, check his instagram @milesbon for recording times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Miles Bonsignore

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Josh Gondelman

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Catherine McCafferty

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Scott Cramer

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Eric Striffler

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Will Witwer

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Rainie Toll

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Jay Putnam

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Jonathan Hebert

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miles nation 5ever

Oct 15

dancinf00l

been here since day one baby. I have since gotten every single person in my life hooked on this show. miles, you and your guests are pure perfection. thank you for the belly laughs every single week *fart sound*
He IS the perfect person

Sep 25

megkat12

Usually am a man hating lesbian, but I think I may be in love with Miles (but Sarah more). This podcast is really getting me through grad school though and I’m very thankful for it.
Surprisingly good advice

Sep 13

useridnumber

I enjoy Miles specific type of weird and he gives genuine thought and consideration in his responses to guests’ often strange problems.
Just a really great podcast

Aug 26

Smara522

I am a late comer to the show; I had heard a couple episodes here and there when I knew the guest but really started listening around episode 155 when Sarah and Miles talked about having another baby. I’ve gone back to listen from the beginning, just finished episode 6 when they talk about having their first and my heart is melted. They’re so cute with each other. But I also think it’s cool to think about how much has happened in that time span (and how many episodes there are for me to catch up on lol) and just how much the show has grown into being so real, heartwarming, and silly all at the same time. A really great format, a fantastic listen.