Pharaoh Wizards

Alvin Jarvenpaa
  • 5.0 (3)
  • Video Games

Every. Single. Nintendo 64. Game. Ever. Rated. We played them, so you don't have to.

  1. Season 3, Episode 6: Army Men: Air Review

    08/23/2021

    Season 3, Episode 6: Army Men: Air Review

    Back with a fresh episode of the feel good hit of the summer, Army Men: Air Combat. The guys get back in the swing of things, reviewing games in the face of the apocalypse so you can make the informed decision to not play Quest 64.

    1h 20m
  2. Season 3, Episode 5: NHL Reviewaway 98

    08/15/2021

    Season 3, Episode 5: NHL Reviewaway 98

    After a long hiatus the boys are back in town! This review of NHL Breakaway 98 was recorded a couple months ago, but it's still relevant in the sense it's a review of a 20 year old sports game! Anyway, more episodes coming, let's GOOOOO!

    1h 27m
  3. Season 2, Episode 13: Monster Review Madness 64

    06/27/2021

    Season 2, Episode 13: Monster Review Madness 64

    SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY...it's the re release of the episode! This time with less copyright infringement! The guys review Monster Truck Madness 64. There's a dinosaur sized POWERTRIP, and everyone gets real Piss Pissedofferson about being professional podcasters with a formula.

    1h 18m
  4. Season 3, Episode 4: MegaReview 64

    05/23/2021

    Season 3, Episode 4: MegaReview 64

    Back to the N64 reviews! It's Mega Man 64! This episode has more swears than usual! It also gets vaguely political in the Power Trip. There's also the entire very annoying Mega Man cartoon theme song! He's a fighting robot y'all! Music credit at the end of episode is the hip hop group DAM, song is Handcuff Them War Criminals.

    1h 21m
  5. Season 3, Episode 3B: New Pokemon Snap impressions

    05/03/2021

    Season 3, Episode 3B: New Pokemon Snap impressions

    Mike's house has the COVID, so the review this week is our impressions of the New Pokemon Snap! Does it hold up to the original? The guys compare it categorically the only way they know how: through authoritatively subjective opinions! Pro podcasters, pro game reviewers, pro pokemon photographers.

    50 min
  6. Season 3, Episode 3: Pokereview Snap

    04/19/2021

    Season 3, Episode 3: Pokereview Snap

    Season 3 coming in hot with a divisive classic, Pokemon Snap. Alvin talked the game up a lot, but how does it hold up? Well, this is the review, so, you know, listen to it. We got a POWERTRIP that's oddly on theme for the episode.

    1h 25m
  7. Season 3, Episode 2: Review Pool 64

    04/12/2021

    Season 3, Episode 2: Review Pool 64

    Are you big into billiards? Why? Anyway, this is a very serious review of a very serious pool game. There is also talk about future projects nobody wants. Anyway, here's the review of Virtual Pool 64

    1h 12m
  8. Season 3, Episode 1: Tom Clancy's Reviewbo Six

    04/05/2021

    Season 3, Episode 1: Tom Clancy's Reviewbo Six

    Season 3 is upon you, and it's extra tactical with Rainbow Six. We got the same great taste with less filler. Or more filler. We haven't decided. Wanna fight about it?

    1h 23m
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Every. Single. Nintendo 64. Game. Ever. Rated. We played them, so you don't have to.

Information

  • Creator
    Alvin Jarvenpaa
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    64
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Alvin Jarvenpaa
  • Show Website
    Pharaoh Wizards