Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Pitney & Amelia
  • 4.8 (28)
  • PERSONAL JOURNALS
  • UPDATED SEMIMONTHLY

Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday. A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!

  1. Like, Bag Those Opinions!

    FEB 6

    Like, Bag Those Opinions!

    We're getting old and we don't care what people think! Generation Zygote needs to mind their business. Are we the first generation to ignore the whole idea of "age appropriate?" You're welcome, children.  And in Peeves, the unnecessary complexity of unsubscribing and the arrogance of traffic lights! Promo:  Pop Culture Diary https://www.instagram.com/thepopculturediarypodcast/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #AgeAppropriate #GenerationX  #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    58 min
  2. Get a Load of Byler

    JAN 29

    Get a Load of Byler

    First off, the weekly peeves: annoying ways of talking and slamming doors! Then Amelia loses her mind a little bit after observing online fandom and how wrong it is, specifically what she saw while falling down a Stranger Things rabbithole. Then things take a Hallmark turn because Pitney is a huge fan of the Aurora Teagarden Mysteries, and Amelia's dad can't get enough of those Hallmark romance movies. And before you know it, it's all about memories of the Labyorteaux brothers and the appropriateness, or lack of, of thinking a teenage boy is cute. Promos:  Chatsunami  https://www.chatsunami.com/   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!        Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right!   Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #OnlineFandom  #Byler  #PetPeeves #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #GenX #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1h 14m

  3. JAN 9

    Oh! Oh! Olestra!

    We're kicking off the new year like old folks with aches and pains and menopause.  What's new for 2026? Doing our best to be a safe place to land when the world is too much. And introducing a very silly and bitchy segment, PEEVES!  This week: People who don't read the information in front of them and just get angry, and YouTube "reactors" who forget to react because they're too busy jabbering! And somewhere in the middle of it all, we find out Pitney has no memory of the days when foods made with fake fat caused "anal leakage!" Promo:  Curious Cat https://curiouscat.buzzsprout.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right!   Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #HappyNewYear #PetPeeves   #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #GenX #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    59 min
  4. Ho Ho Hozempic

    12/12/2025

    Ho Ho Hozempic

    We've reached the end of 2025! How the hell did THAT happen? We're letting out lifetimes of frustration about movies and music that are considered "Christmas" when they just aren't. Who makes the rules? WE DO. Promos:  Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!    We may be awful, but we're right!   Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #Christmas #ChristmasMovies #ChristmasMusic  #YearOfPersonalPower  #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #GenX #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1h 3m
  5. Thankful 2025

    11/25/2025

    Thankful 2025

    Can you believe this is our TENTH Thankful episode? We worked harder than usual to think of things that made us feel gratitude. Because it's been... well, YOU KNOW. We're thankful for the coven and all the hard work we did, renewed fandom feelings, losing touch with an old friend who apparently went full MAGA, a well timed injury, and the ecstasy of disability checks.   NO COVEN MEETING THIS WEEK! Promo:  Ghost Bites (from the guys that bring you Brew Crime!) https://brewcrime.com/ghost-bites/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven #KISS #AceFrehley #DisabilityChecks #gratitude #gratitution  #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    58 min

  6. 11/14/2025

    Crotch Couture

    Yep, that's a dancing merkin you see there. She's tappin' her little heart out to sell some dumb crap for Kim Kardashian. But first, a catty side quest about language on the way to a long list of good stuff that's making us happy these days. Stuff like management having Pitney's back, Amelia surprising herself with one hell of a present, making a friend over a Linkin Park shirt, excitement about Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things, and MORE. Then, after the coven meeting, Amelia shows Pitney the new line of merkins that Kim Kardashian is selling, and we go OFF for a while.  _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: The Wheel of the Year – Earth Get Inspired – Harvesting Success Take Action – Mass Blackout! Touch Grass – Back to Natural Time Reflect & Journal – The Moon Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-burning-comes-first  _____________________________________________________   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps & Pop Culture Diary (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #skims #pubicwig #merkin #fauxhairmicrostringthong #timcurry #massblackout #blackfridayblackout  #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1h 37m
  7. Very Special Halloween Special

    10/28/2025

    Very Special Halloween Special

    (Surprise! I put it out a few days early so you have time to share it before Halloween... so share it with a friend!!)   Well, gang, we made it. Halloween 2025. You did so great that you've earned the best content we could give you: one segment after another of top-notch Halloween awesomeness.   It's informative, it's judgmental, and it's funny as hell. But more than anything it's us, just the way you like us.   There are no coven meeting or promos for other podcasts this time. All that will be back in November. (OMG, there are only four more episodes left this year! Can you believe it?!)     00:00:00 Intro 00:01:00 Triskadekamania, Jason Voorhees fanfiction 00:07:30 Danse Macabre, Alewives and Witches 00:17:45 Danse Macabre, BITK: Pumpkin Recipes 00:31:15 Dance Macabre, Bats 00:45:39 The War on Halloween, Kirk Cameron Hates Halloween 00:59:50 The War on Halloween, GodMoms and Judgment Houses   01:06:20 The War on Halloween, Slutty Costumes 01:11:29 The War on Halloween, The Lie of the Convenience Crotch 01:17:59 a special Pitney Easter Egg from The War on Halloween     If you find you need more Halloween in your ear holes, or just want to check out the episodes we featured in full, you can find them all here: Category: Halloween       And if you want some horror-themed content aimed at your eyes, why not check out our Wheel of Horror livestream from 2021?     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #halloween #spookyseason #october31 #bitk #bitcheninthekitchen  #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1h 19m
  8. Cut Your Own Cheese!

    10/17/2025

    Cut Your Own Cheese!

    The first of our one-two punch of Halloween! This week we get positively catty about an old favorite from the 1970s, The Hardy Boys Meet Dracula! It's giving pointless subplots, bad accents, and the Phantom of the Paradise. Sort of. Then Amelia flips her wiglet over all the little things bugging her this spooky season, from beige pumpkins to Frankenstein on the toilet! _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Honoring Ancestors Take Action – Touting Trick or Treat Touch Grass – Orange You Glad for Craft Time? Reflect & Journal – The Death Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/remember-me  _____________________________________________________   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps & Spine Chillers and Serial Killers (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.   LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health #Samhain #Halloween #HardyBoys #YearOfPersonalPower #VirtualCoven #LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    1h 11m
See All (258)

Trailer

4.8
out of 5
28 Ratings

About

Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday. A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!

Information