100 episodes

We may be awful, but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique Pitney & Amelia

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.8 • 29 Ratings

We may be awful, but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    Box of Academia

    Box of Academia

    Do your surroundings and your wardrobe reflect who you are or how you want people to perceive you? Are those two different people? 
    This week we draw a parallel between figuring out who you are and decorating your place. Some people put on a whole persona at once and some people acquire one piece at a time. As always, we have opinions. 
    Plus, we careen towards the end of the #YearOfTheSaints with a rather explosive segment about Saint Barbara.  
     
    Promo: Reel Feels Podcast  
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
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    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) 
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right! 
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health 

    • 58 min
    Thankful 7: There Ya Go.

    Thankful 7: There Ya Go.

    In a year where we struggled to feel gratitude, it took a little more effort than usual to get our annual Thankful episode together. But in spite of that, or maybe because of that, it’s got some really good stuff in it. Amelia’s giving herself a break, Pitney appreciates a fresh perspective caused by pain, and we encourage each other (and you!) to remember the minis!  
     
    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and 2 Girls on a Bench  
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality

    • 1 hr
    Thorny Hedge

    Thorny Hedge

    Getting honest about public disposal of dog poop. Sexual activity in cars outside the bedroom window. Public reactions to celebrity death and the existence of performative grief. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, coming face to face with the patron saint of artists. 
     
    Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast  
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints? 
     
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! 

    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! 

    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! 

    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) 
     
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday. 
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality
     
    #poopbagmime #celebritydeaths 

    • 54 min
    Ear Candy

    Ear Candy

    Happy Halloween!
    Amelia’s decorating, Pitney’s Samhain-ing, we’re clobbering candy critics, and saying goodbye to an Austin icon. Plus, someone's disheveled and shoeless. Who could it be? 
     
    DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD BY DELTA RAE: https://youtu.be/lPOM0IUsd_0 
     
    Promos: Invasion of the Remake and 2 Skeptical Chaps  
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! 
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! 
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality
     
    #halloween #happyhalloween #halloweencandy #LucyInDisguiseWithDiamonds #LucyInDisguise 

    • 1 hr 17 min
    Senior Spot

    Senior Spot

    We found out that, in some parts of the country, high school seniors pay for and decorate spaces in the school parking lot, and we have very different reactions to that information. We imagine what it would have been like if such a thing existed in the 1980s, and visualize our own parking spots based on who we were back in 1986. Then some new trends, like why white rappers are all baby-soft now, and why young toughs are suddenly wearing nail polish and lip gloss. And then some current events, like recent personal updates and great news we're excited about!  
    And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, in honor of Pitney's birthday, coffee and cigarettes.  
     
    Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks   
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality
    #senioryear #seniorparking 

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Hello Review Giveaway!

    Hello Review Giveaway!

    If you listened to our last episode, Hello Dinner, and think you might want to try #HelloFresh for yourself, we can help you out! Listen for more info.

    • 1 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
29 Ratings

29 Ratings

Rocky4Real ,

Fun and Sassy!

Pitney and Amelia bring the laughs and the sass! Honestly, it’s refreshing to hear people being 100% themselves so kudos to them. They seem like the people that you want to get caught talking to a party!

Dereleaked88 ,

Fun Variety

Pitney & Amelia bring fun to podcasting. Their podcast feels like a talk variety show that’s a bit of time pop culture, slice of life and odd topics all rolled into one. It’s entertaining stuff. The hosts themselves seem to be having a genuinely great time which comes across to the listener and makes this an easy listen. Pop them on during a road trip or while working to bring in some excitement. Give them a listen and subscribe now!

Hello! Jamal's here. ,

Pitney's Laugh Gives Me Life

Pitney and Amelia are the most fun your ears could ever have. I grow more and more attached to this podcast with every listen and feel like I'm in the room with them sharing laughs and the best shade. I love pod hosts who keep it real and effortlessly show me a great time as a listener. My favorite episode so far has been the Tarot episode. As a Tarot student, the discussion and hearing their interpretaions of the cards was very enjoyable. Keep slaying the game, friends! - Jamal, Thanks for Coming Podcast

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