5 episodes

Welcome to Planet Dirtbag. A cultural & semi-astrological commentary podcast hosted by two out of this world Gen-Z dirtbags: Alby and Hannah.

Support the dirtbags:https://www.patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag
Podcast: Instagram.com/PlanetDirtbag
Alby: @albysuxx Insta/Twt
Hannah: @wholeasshotdogbun on Instagram.

Planet Dirtba‪g‬ Planet Dirtbag

    • Society & Culture
    • 5.0 • 7 Ratings

Welcome to Planet Dirtbag. A cultural & semi-astrological commentary podcast hosted by two out of this world Gen-Z dirtbags: Alby and Hannah.

Support the dirtbags:https://www.patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag
Podcast: Instagram.com/PlanetDirtbag
Alby: @albysuxx Insta/Twt
Hannah: @wholeasshotdogbun on Instagram.

    I'm Not Crying, I'm Just A Pisces.

    I'm Not Crying, I'm Just A Pisces.

    2-18-21: Planet Dirtbag celebrates Pisces season! We talk about the Pisces archetype, we let you know what Pisces season has in stores for each (rising/sun) signs, so happy birthday you fishy bitches 3. The dolls talk about Sherry Pie, objectivity in media, porn preferences, Gen-Z gay porn fetishization, weird complexities about porn, Hunter Biden f*****g his dead brother’s ex wife, and Trump’s b******t impeachment trial.


    Featuring iconic Pisces artists:

    OnTheWay! By Earl Sweatshirt 

     Si Veo a Tu Mamá by Bad Bunny

    • 1 hr 52 min
    Free Britney, Bitch!

    Free Britney, Bitch!

    2-12-21: The dirtbag dolls are back and in our most Gen-Z episode yet. We talk about some of our favorite Earth media and lifestyle influencers like: Astrolocherry, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tim Robinson, Midnight Gospel, Annabel Gat, Azealia Banks, etc. The dirtbags weigh in Vanilla shaming, #Freaktok, Framing Britney doc, and #FreeBritney movement.

    Featuring Womanizer and Work Bitch by Britney Spears.

    • 1 hr 32 min
    Love Never Goes Out of Style *Teaser* Part 2

    Love Never Goes Out of Style *Teaser* Part 2

    2-6-21: Because this episode was so long, and a little too personal. The dolls are splitting this recording into two parts, and saving this episode as a Patreon exclusive. This part of the episode we talk about the beautiful planet Venus, what It means. And in this teaser just Capricorn Venus.



    Keep a lookout for the Patreon:

    https://www.patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag

    • 10 min
    Love Never Goes Out of Style *Teaser* Part 1.

    Love Never Goes Out of Style *Teaser* Part 1.

    2-6-21: Because this episode was so long, and a little too personal. We are splitting this recording into two parts, and saving this episode as a Patreon exclusive. This part of the episode we talk about Nikita Dragun, Age discourse,  Marilyn Manson, and our dating life.



    Keep a lookout for the Patreon:

    https://www.patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag

    • 2 min
    Don't Buy a Crystal Dildo!

    Don't Buy a Crystal Dildo!

    1/30/2021: The dirtbags are back and this time they’re questioning if crystals are b******t, explaining mercury retrograde, and giving 7th house tea. Planet Dirtbag officially welcomes and hails Jojo Siwa as the new Supreme. Alby and Hannah talk about their plans to be the witchy spouses to c*pitalists. The gals give their takes on the Bernie memes and coming out (or just being gay seeming and not having to).



    Featuring:

    Queen Bitch -David Bowie

    Oblivion by - Grimes

    • 2 hr 6 min

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5.0 out of 5
7 Ratings

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