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Comedians Sam Morril and Stavros Halkias bring much needed confidence and passion to the world of basketball commentary

Pod Don't Li‪e‬ Sam and Stav

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    • 4.9 • 878 Ratings

Comedians Sam Morril and Stavros Halkias bring much needed confidence and passion to the world of basketball commentary

    Patreon Preview: All Star Rosters, Fraudulent Win Streaks. And Sam’s Delusions Start to Cost Him 

    Patreon Preview: All Star Rosters, Fraudulent Win Streaks. And Sam’s Delusions Start to Cost Him 

    Sixers Dicks are on Turbo Hard, we describe one player as lube, we analyze which eastern conference team is currently enjoying the success of frauds, and Stav forces Sam into a bet he cannot win.
     
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    • 10 min
    KNICKS THE 4 SEED GIANNIS MVP AGAIN 

    KNICKS THE 4 SEED GIANNIS MVP AGAIN 

    Suck our nuts boston, Miami, Indiana, toronto  hahahah NEW YORK FOREVER 
     
    Plus the bucks have a gritty win over the little cucks of LA and multiple ghislaine maxwell analogies 

    • 58 min
    Patreon Preview: "KING" JULIUS "THE ENGINE" RANDLE plus Celtics Update :)

    Patreon Preview: "KING" JULIUS "THE ENGINE" RANDLE plus Celtics Update :)

    WE DID IT BABY!!! ALLSTAR GAME HERE WE GO!!! 
    plus-- trade rumors and a very important Boston Update
     
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    • 11 min
    PDL ALL STAR TEAM 

    PDL ALL STAR TEAM 

    The official PDL selection for the all star reserves, one day before the NBA announces it. See how wrong we are. See how mad Sam get trolled about Julius Randle. Rundown starts about 30 mins after a recap of the weekend's actio

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Patreon Preview: ALL STAR STARTERS & BUCKS ARE F****D

    Patreon Preview: ALL STAR STARTERS & BUCKS ARE F****D

    stavvy smashes the bucks panic button, sam waits a shocking amount of time to bring up the knicks, we talk all star starters, and suck off some players we've neglected thus far in the season
     
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    • 10 min
    NBA Valentines

    NBA Valentines

    Trade Rumors, Blake buy out? Some teams are balling, some teams are getting their cheeks clapped and Sam celebrates two victories over injury riddle teams like it's the conference finals.

    • 1 hr 3 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
878 Ratings

878 Ratings

Joe Lahiff ,

Excellent show

This is the only basketball podcast you need to listen to. Hosted by Stavros, basically Sloth from The Goonies with a smoother complexion and an addiction to Pacotinia, and Sam, the resulting love child of a torrid affair between Enes Kanter and Bert from Sesame Street. Stav takes a break from trolling movie review websites and selling calendars that keep bulimic women going to hate on the Warriors and offer his body to Giannis. Sam on the other hand is kind enough to set forest fires in my home state with his Jewish space lasers just so I can know what it feels like to be a lifelong Knicks fan. America doesn’t know it was a Julius Randle all star game snub away from Sam, Spike Lee, and about fifty overweight NYPD officers storming the capitol and screaming “stop the steal” for a second time. If you’re into podcasts where any player on the Knicks (except Randle) can be traded straight up for Lebron, look no further. Great game reviews and lots of good jokes peppered in. Highly recommend.

Mihai Ciocan ,

Lost weight because of Stavvy Baby

Thank you for causing me to lose 100 pounds since this summer just because of the second hand effects from the chirps.

TimKarl ,

Vice Media’s Resident Basketball Podcast

Diet Mark Normand, and Fortune Feimster’s little sister, discuss basketball and their daily lives as Williamsburg influencers. In this enjoyable listen, the chubby fella from the “dirtbag-left,” creates meaningful talking points on league-wide topics, that are eventually derailed by some dork and his Knicks takes.

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