Having a Vodka

  1. 12/03/2025

    Ep 138: Yappers Gonna Yap Yap Yap

    Oops raise your hand if you didn’t upload for another number of weeks! This is your good ol fashioned yap sesh from us. Enjoy the ep!!!!

  2. 12/03/2025

    Ep 139: Coconut Turkey Thanksgiving Anniversary Bonanza

    Is it mid-December? Sure! Was this recorded right after Thanksgiving? Well yes! Enjoy the breakdown of how many turkeys Amy’s family had at their Thanksgiving, hear all about our shower routines (what was the reason? Who knows!), and enjoy the jaunt down memory lane as Meg celebrates her anniversary.

  3. 10/29/2025

    Ep 137: Meg’s better than you, she’s been to Europe - Copenhagen Recap!!

    In this week’s ep, Meg regales us with some vignettes from her trip to Denmark! Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  4. 10/01/2025

    Ep 136: Showgirl Predictions - Will this be our new favorite Taylor album?

    Hello, beautiful and dazzling audience!!! This week, we’re clenching our cheeks in anticipation for a brand new Taylor record (releasing this Friday!!!!!!). We go through predictions on song themes, sounds & discuss what we think may be potential lyrics. Are y’all also clenching? Grab your wood, your feather boa & of course your vodka and conspire with us!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  5. 09/24/2025

    Ep 135: I miss you, but I can’t remember the rabbit’s name - Man-hating episode

    Now what else would we do but have some weed drinks and shit on men? Nothing!!!! Exactlyyyyyy. Enjoy this stream of consciousness episode where we chat about everything but the convo always seems to come back to the trespasses of men. Some laughs were had! Grab your (weed) drink and enjoy this week’s ep! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  6. 09/17/2025

    Ep 134: It was cute how you were eating all that pasta - Amy’s Sweatshirt Story

    Yes this happened more than a month ago. And what about it? As mentioned in last week’s description, Meg is a FLOP who forgot to upload our episodes for a month plus. Enjoy this wild ride of a meet-cute in Amy’s Hot Girl Summer as consolation. Don’t forget your 7 vodka sprites and giant pasta dinner as accompaniments!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  7. 09/10/2025

    Ep 133: Some Good Ol’ Fashioned A**holes - AITAs

    Omg wait, did Meg forget to upload episodes for a month? Well yes!!! Whoops. Guess you could say this is pretty on brand for an AITA episode. Chat, am I the a*****e for not ever uploading episodes of Having A Vodka? Don’t answer that. Enjoy this (belated) episode, let us know what you think & I swear we will see you next week!!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  8. 07/23/2025

    Ep 132: Think on your feet. Your sweaty feet - Catchup

    Hello flops! Here we are again with a Q&D summer catchup for y’all. In this ep, we chat about Raffi and his profound impact on Meg (and apparently climate activism), predictions for the highly-anticipated TS12, and Amy’s summer fling. Come kiki with us!!!!! Get a drank and crank up the volume on this week’s episode of Having A Vodka. Cheers!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  9. 07/09/2025

    Ep 131: This is what I do so I don’t go insane - Grounding Techniques

    Hiiiii. Have you been feeling stressed out? Anxious? Are you spiraling out of control? In this episode, we share out tips & tricks on how to stay grounded when you’re feeling the weight of the world!!! A lot of them are actually pretty ridiculous LOL and many of them you’ll hear and say “well…. Duh,” but have a listen and you’ll hopefully walk away with a few things you can do when the world feels a bit too big. Grab a drink (or an iced coffee with frothed milk) & enjoy this week’s ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  10. 07/02/2025

    Ep 130: Just a coupla Block heads in the summer

    What else to do in the summer but have a kiki with your best friend? This episode is a chill one where we recap our day trip to Block Island, share hilarious lore about our friend Ashleigh in honor of her birthday, and talk about Amy’s healing girl era. Slather on the sunscreen and sit your ass in the sunshine for this girl talk ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  11. 06/25/2025

    Ep 129: Why are you so good at riddles - Zodiac Game

    Hiiiiiii zodiac bbs! Because life has been a whirlwind this summer so far, we’re taking jt slow and simple this week and playing the delightful Zodiac Game this week (not even how it’s meant to be played, but who gives a f**k? Life’s what you make it, as Prophet Hannah Montana always said). Join us as we quiz each other on how many Earth signs there are, ask each other riddles that send us into spirals, and discover which animals represent which sign. Grab a drankkkk and some crystals and channel your sun, moon & rising and enjoy this weeks ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  12. 06/18/2025

    Ep 128: It’s a Venus flytrap right? F**k no - The Little Shop of Horrors Frightacular

    Yes, you may be familiar with the cult classic musical Little Shop of Horrors - but was Rick Moranis YOUR sexual awakening? Did YOU watch the movie in 18 parts out of order on YouTube at the formative age of twelve? Can YOU clock an Ashman/Menken melody in 3 seconds flat? This week, Meg takes us on an educational journey covering her beloved Little Shop hyperfixation ahead of her trip to see the musical IRL in NYC. Hopefully you don’t get too spooked and throw away all your houseplants. Grab a drink (preferably not of blood!!!) and enjoy this whore-ticultural episode of HAV! Cheers!! 🪴🍸 // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  13. 06/11/2025

    Episode 127: This love is ours 3 - TAYLOR’S MASTERS

    We all remember where we were the day the earth stood still…… on May 30th, 2025, henceforth known as SWIFTIE INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!! After 6+ long years of re-records, bitterness, and inconveniencing-herself-to-make-a-point, Taylor Swift announced last Friday that she FINALLY was able to purchase her master recordings of her first 6 records, so naturally, yes, hi, that is all we are talking about in this episode. The parasocialism threat is RED. It’s also RED (TV). Throw your Reputation TV clown nose to the wind and kiki with us while we discuss this monumental moment!!!!! CHEERS SWIFITES!!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  14. 06/06/2025

    Ep 126: MEG’S ROAST - A 30th Birthday Bash

    What’s that? Did we accidentally not upload an episode for 3 weeks because Meg is dumb and kept forgetting to upload? What am I saying, the ROAST is over!!! But no that is actually what happened tho LOL. In this episode, Amy performs her critically-acclaimed Roast of Meg and we recap the most iconic birthday party of all time. What is better than two hungover 30-year-olds reliving their memories on a couch? Nothing! Pour yourself from prosecco, plop down on your coziest seat, and enjoy this (throwback to) Taurus fest where we celebrate a milestone for Meg! Cheers!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  15. 05/07/2025

    Ep 125: Everyone laughed, and when I say everyone, I mean EVERYONE - Meg’s Cringe ‘Novel’

    Happy MAY, you guys, AKA the best month of the year, AKA T-minus 2 weeks until Meg turns THIRTY!!!! In celebration, we broke out one of (admittedly, unfortunately) many ‘novels’ (used in the lightest sense of the term) Meg wrote when she was a kid. Get ready for truly the ultimate cringe. Dress code for this episode is: your chocolate brown Limited Too dress, your TINIEST Louis Vuitton purse, your first-class plane ticket, and above all, your delusion that you live in your own perfect world as a 12-year-old. Grab an alcoholic beverage because now you’re an adult and join us in this cringe read-aloud episode of HAV!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  16. 04/30/2025

    Ep 125: Mean Bitch Syndrome - Lucky parking spots & NGS

    What a delight it was to recap our impromptu day trip to Newport, Meg’s complementary parking debacle, and a random AF psychological deep dive into Nice Guy Syndrome! Enjoy this yap sesh where we talk about anything and everything under the Spring sun. Have you known someone with NGS before?? We’d love to know your thoughts!!! Grab a drank and flop down on your couch to listen to this episode of HAV! Cheeeerrrssss // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  17. 04/23/2025

    Ep 124: Malcolm’s Hospital Stay Extravaganza

    After yapping about how iconic and beautiful Spring is for 20 minute, we finally get into the story at hand today - the harrowing but triumphant tale of Malcolm the Cat having his first big foray into health scares at his big age of 3. Keep sending Malcy good vibes!!! He is doing better but needs all the love and support he can get 3 De-stress with us and enjoy this wild (no pun intended) story time! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  18. 04/16/2025

    Ep 123: She’s a sad, sad psychopath - ‘Midnights’ Album Discussion

    It’s the gift that keeps on giving, and it’s giving us psychosis!!!! Midnights is an album we both just can’t stop thinking about, 2.5 years after its release. In this episode, we break out every physical copy of the album Meg owns (lol) and go from song to song to rehash our musings on this load-bearing work of vague and imitable ART and its contributions to and invaluable place in the TSCU (Taylor Swift cinematic universe). Pour yourself a glass of some maroon-colored liquid and ruminate with us!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  19. 04/09/2025

    Ep 122: The Coziest Questions Ever Asked

    This week, we trek into the cozy world of Hygge and play the Hygge Conversation Game (aka, of course, another questions card deck. Creature of habit!). If there’s two things we love, it’s ambiguous, open-ended philosophizing and a conversation card deck. A third thing we love would be being cozy. Listen along and enjoy us struggling to pronounce Hygge. Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  20. 04/02/2025

    Ep 121: Meg’s Breakup Bonanza 2011

    We’re done gatekeeping the story we’ve teased for years!!! In this episode, Meg recaps The Worst Day of Her Life, aka the day she and her boyfriend broke up in their sophomore year of high school. This story has everything - inconvenient doctor’s appointments, melodramatic rainstorms, teenage misunderstanding, and to make it extremely 2011, a Twilight reference. Drink every time a detail is confirmed in the journal excerpt Meg reads. Listen along and PLEASEEE write in if you have a traumatic (and maybe funny?) breakup story of your own! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  21. 03/19/2025

    Ep 120: MOVIE COMMENTARY - Luck of the Irish (2001 DCOM)

    Top o’ the morning to ya lassies!!! Or whatever Kate (the mom in this movie) would say. This week to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, we are sitting down and watching the famed 2001 DCOM classic, Luck of the Irish! Starring early aught’s King of Disney Channel Ryan Merriman, this movie has it all - a Young Achiever, a delightful old mean grandpa, magnets, hot but evil leprechauns, and (unfortunately) a ton of Irish stereotypes. Hop into the bright green convertible we’re drag racing around an industrial park and watch this delightful (semi-horror) movie with us! Slainte! 🍀 // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  22. 03/12/2025

    Ep 119: It’s like a Chinese Fire Drill every day - Toxic Workplace AITAHs

    Welcome back besties!!! This week, Amy really wants to talk shit. So naturally, she headed to the r/AmITheAsshole subreddit and compiled some interesting situations to say the least. How important is training new employees really? How can unintended parking lot drama ruin everyone’s day? How much can an oddball in the workplace talk to herself before her douchebag coworkers intervene? Is it ok to not respond to your boss or coworkers when you’re out on vacation? We chat about all this and give our two cents as always. Fix yourself a drink with us and enjoy this week’s episode!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  23. 03/05/2025

    Ep 118: 30-Minute Rat Girl

    This week, Amy recaps her fantastic weekend of seeing BILLY MO’F****N JOEL!!!! And galavanting around Mohegan Sun, resulting in sore feet and a pizza argument. Say it with us everyone: if you can’t handle me at my 30-minute rat, you don’t deserve my party girl. Truly the mantra of 2025. We also have a nice general yap sesh and watch some integral throwback snaps from our party days. Follow along fellow rats!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  24. 02/26/2025

    Ep 117: AI writes a fantasy book

    Good morrow, fellow HAV’ers! Follow us on a journey so dark, twisted and silly, it could only be thought up by a computer. AKA we draw random words out of a Ziploc bag and construct fantasy book titles and have ChatGPT write their summaries for us. The drama! The smoke! The amount of protagonists who are useless heroes! We had so much fun giggling over these and hope y’all do too. Cheers, wenches!!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

  25. 02/19/2025

    Ep 116: The Dominant Character Trait Quiz

    Oh what’s that? It’s Friday and not Wednesday? And I forgot to upload this week’s episode after taking 2 weeks off? And it’s still winter? OH AND I JUST REALIZED A WEEK LATER THIS EPISODE WAS SITTING UNPUBLISHED IN OUR DRAFTS ???? Oh, okay. LMAO. Sorry y’all - better late than never! This week, we recap the Grammy’s and dive into one of the extremely high-quality quizzes we put in our show spreadsheet 3 years ago. Enjoy as we discuss our selections in the Dominant Character Traits Quiz and play along yourself! Quiz: https://www.quizony.com/what-is-your-most-dominant-character-trait/index.html?qisrc=main-page // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: havingavodkapod@gmail.com / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸