Drunks on the Pond

  1. May 11

    Episode 77 - MLB Chaos: Framber’s Tantrum, Bryce’s Fan Fight, and a 93’ Card Rip!

    Welcome back to Drunks on the Pond! Episode 77 gets absolutely off the rails as a real-life police standoff happens right outside the window mid-recording. 🚨 Once the dust settles, we’re diving deep into the latest MLB drama: Is Framber Valdez the biggest "weenie" in baseball after his latest suspension? We also break down Bryce Harper getting ejected for taking on a Phillies heckler, the fall of Fernando Tatis Jr., and why Brandon Marsh is surprisingly chasing Ty Cobb in the record books. Stick around for the "Coup de Grace" as we rip open a pack of 1993 Upper Deck baseball cards and find some absolute legends (and some serious LEGO-man haircuts). Stay Drunk. Talk Ball. 🍻⚾️

  2. May 4

    Episode 76 - Fall Guys of the Franchise

    Welcome back to Drunks on the Pond! In Episode 76, Jay and Rich are back from a wedding-induced hiatus to break down a wild week in baseball. We’re diving into the "political dumpster fire" that is the Boston Red Sox, Dave Dombrowski’s questionable moves with the Phillies, and why Dalton Rushing is officially our "Weenie of the Week." Plus, we discuss the insane theory of 5-run Grand Slams and what Jay should do with his now-infamous Wander Franco signed baseball.

  3. Apr 20

    Episode 75 - Somber on the Pond

    Welcome back to Episode 75 of Drunks on the Pond! Join Richie Six Beers and Jay the Kid as they break down a wild week in baseball. We’re raising a glass to the late Garret Anderson and diving deep into the heated controversy surrounding Jarren Duran and the Minnesota heckler. Plus, we look at the Padres' new ownership , the Phillies' rough start at home, and test our "elite ball knowledge" by trying to name the 2002 Angels World Series roster. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and stay strong!

  4. Apr 13

    Episode 74 - MLB This Week Was Pure Chaos: Fake Brawls, Broken Statues, and Rotisserie Chicken

    This week in MLB was absolute insanity. We’re talking the softest “brawl” ever (with a surprise judo takedown), Ichiro’s statue breaking mid-unveiling, a fan pulling up to the ballpark with a full rotisserie chicken, Nike dropping some questionable City Connect jerseys, and a few wild player stats you won’t believe. Baseball is so back.

  5. Apr 7

    Episode 73 - Pirates Pay Up, and Calls Blown Bucknor in Midseason Form

    Week 1 of the 2026 MLB season is officially in the books, and chaos is already everywhere. Rookies are taking over, the Pirates actually spent money (yes, seriously), the Brewers look unstoppable (for now), and ABS is already changing games… mostly by exposing CB Bucknor. We break down the wildest storylines, dumbest moments, and best early surprises from around the league.

  6. Mar 30

    Episode 72 - Opening Day Is Here!

    Baseball is BACK, baby! After a 15-day recording disaster (thanks, Riverside 👋), Jason and Richie are finally here to recap the 2026 Opening Weekend. From Kevin McGonigles jaw-dropping 4-for-5 MLB debut to the Yankees somehow making less sense than ever, the Netflix broadcast chaos, and the real cost of watching baseball in 2026. Grab a cold one, because we've got a lot to get into. Stay drunk!

  7. Feb 23

    Episode 71 - Tony Clark Did WHAT?!

    Bryce Harper Isn’t Elite?! Phillies Fans Are LOSING IT Fanatics Is RUINING Sports (And We’re DONE With It) Sunday Night Baseball Is DEAD (And It’s ESPN’s Fault) Spring training is back… and so is the chaos. We’re breaking down the Bryce Harper “not elite” drama, the messy Nick Castellanos exit, Tony Clark stepping down from the MLBPA, ESPN losing Sunday Night Baseball, and why Fanatics might be the true villain of sports. Plus: the official Wolfgang’s Weenie of the Week. Baseball is back — and so are we. Like, subscribe, and grab a hot dog. Whether you’re a fan pondering Harper's future or just love the chaos behind the scenes, this episode will make you think twice about the glitter and the grime of professional baseball.

  8. Feb 9

    Episode 70 - World Series or Bust? The Tigers’ Risky Bet on Their Rotation..

    The Tigers made one of the wildest pitching decisions of the offseason and it might cost them their ace. We break down the Framber Valdez contract, the Skubal arbitration fallout, and why Detroit is officially in World Series or bust mode. Emmanuel Clase gambled on HOW many games?! His late push for Wolfgangs Weenie award...Plus, some classic baseball chaos, hot takes, and laughs along the way!

  9. Jan 19

    Episode 69 - Ranger Leaves Philly, Mets Go Crazy, and a New Weenie Is Crowned

    Baseball lost its mind this week and we are here for every messy second. We talk Ranger Suarez heading to Boston, the shocking Kyle Tucker mega deal, Bo Bichette joining the Mets at the last minute, and why all this money might be pushing the sport toward a 2027 lockout. We also debut our sponsor Wolfgang's Wieners and crown the first ever Weenie of the Week. Grab a drink, sit by the pond, and enjoy the chaos.

  10. Jan 5

    Episode 68 - New Years Revolutions

    Happy New Year and welcome to 2026 MLB chaos! We’re cracking open the offseason to talk hot-stove boredom, Murakami, the World Baseball Classic, Phillies frustrations, Bryce Harper energy, bad contracts, bold takes, and why baseball needs more fun. Kick back, hydrate (or don’t), and stay drunk.

  11. 12/14/2025

    Episode 67 - Cold Stove, Hot Takes

    Hot stove chaos is BACK! Drunks on the Pond dive headfirst into MLB offseason madness - wild rumors, bad signings, worse ideas, and even worse takes. From Murakami’s fastball problem to Phillies frustration, Mets dysfunction, and Dodgers doing Dodgers things… nothing is safe. Predictions, sarcasm, and absolute baseball nonsense. Stay drunk!

  12. 11/29/2025

    Episode 66 - Stranger Things in Baseball

    The boys are back for a wild Thanksgiving-eve offseason episode! We’re breaking down shocking one-for-one trades, Rendon retirement rumors, Mets weirdness, Dodgers superteam drama, and why Stranger Things somehow keeps coming up. Grab a drink, sit back, and dive into the madness of MLB’s offseason with us. Cheers guys!

  13. 10/25/2025

    Episode 65 - Dreams and Nightmares

    In this episode of Drunks on the Pond we dive headfirst into baseball chaos — from the Phillies’ playoff heartbreak to wild World Series predictions, the Mariners’ miracle run, and why “Marlins Man” might be the most annoying fan in sports. Plus: MLB rumors, new manager talk, and a hilarious breakdown of fan culture and bad trades. Grab a drink, settle in, and let’s talk ball.

  14. 10/05/2025

    Episode 64 - Joe Returns, and Mets Collapse

    Joe is back and joins Rich for a special reunion episode of Drunks in the Pond! We're here to celebrate one thing: the truly glorious, $700 million collapse of our New York enemies. Is it wrong to be more excited about the Mets missing the playoffs than the Phillies making it? We say no! We discuss where the blame lies (manager? Soto? $750M contracts?) and bask in the misery of Mets fans like Frank the Tank. Cheers to the offseason, Queens!

  15. 08/23/2025

    Episode 62 - Rob Manfred Ruined My Childhood

    🍻 In this episode Rich and Jay dive into Zach Wheeler’s injury, Phillies’ playoff push, Manfred’s wild realignment talk, MLB expansion cities, Trey Turner’s hot streak, Christopher Sanchez’s rise, and the mess of modern sports games. Grab a drink, hit play, and let’s talk baseball, beers & b******t. ⚾🍺

  16. 08/17/2025

    Episode 61 - Shohei's Hawaiian Heat

    ⚾ The boys are back! From Shohei Ohtani’s real estate drama to wild Little League collisions, shady baseball deals, and some downright chaotic childhood sports stories — episode 61 of Drunks on the Pond is pure, unfiltered diamond talk. Grab a drink, hit play, and enjoy the madness! 🍻

  17. 08/09/2025

    Episode 60 - From the Dugout to Disney Plus

    From playoff pushes and lazy-eye laughs to MLB possibly joining the Disney empire — Episode 60 of Drunks on the Pond is a wild ride. We talk history-making moments, bad ballparks, meat hooks, marketing mishaps, and why Pirates fans deserve better. Plus, NASCAR baseball disasters, Boston banter, and Murph’s big birthday bash. Crack a beer and join the chaos!

  18. 08/02/2025

    Episode 59 - Buyers, Sellers, and the Emotionally Confused

    Deadline chaos, trades that made zero sense, and a shocking farewell to a bullpen legend—Episode 59 of Drunks on the Pond is a full-on rollercoaster of rants, real talk, and ridiculousness. From the Padres bleeding their farm system dry to the Braves sitting on their hands and sipping seltzer, Jay and Rich roast MLB’s most baffling moves (or lack thereof). There's beer, there’s beef, and there’s a wild tribute to Real Cormier. Cheers, legends! 🍻

  19. 07/26/2025

    Episode 58 - Jay & Dames Soul Plane

    Buckle up, baseball fans! Rich is on vacation so Jay and Damon are flying the podcast plane solo this week (pray for the passengers). From Shane Gillis at the ESPYs to the WNBA stealing MLB’s spotlight, the guys spiral into the chaos of baseball's fading cultural grip, lockout doomsday scenarios, and more. We talk washed-up vets, insane contracts, wild trade deadline predictions, and yes — Zach Greinke still can't get a damn call. Plus Randy Johnson bird disintegration tangent... Vibes are high. Logic is low. And the flight has no destination. Grab a drink. Preferably not six margaritas. 🍸

  20. 07/13/2025

    Episode 56 - All-Star Snubs & George Foreman’s 12 Kids

    Buckle up for one wild ride through baseball chaos, hilarious tangents, and way too much info on child support payments! Jason, Rich, and Damon dive into MLB All-Star snubs, Shohei Ohtani's kryptonite (Wade LeBlanc?!), overpaid legends, and some of the weirdest batter-pitcher matchups of all time. Oh—and yes, we talk George Foreman’s 12 kids, Manny Ramirez Jr. Jr., and Fortnite loadouts. This is Drunks on the Pond Episode 56!

  21. 07/05/2025

    Episode 55 - Clayton Kershaw Joins the 3000K Club

    The boys are back! In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Drunks in the Pond, we break down Clayton Kershaw’s 3000th strikeout, the wild story of a banned D-Backs fan, Trevor Bauer’s flameout in Japan, and the mystery of 500 Ryans at Coors Field. Plus, Kevin Pillar retires with exactly 1,234 games, and ESPN wants baseball back — should we let them? Tune in for MLB rants, sabermetric chaos, and locker room gossip.

  22. 06/28/2025

    Episode 54 - In A Pickle

    This week we have just a quick episode with Rich giving an update for some events from the week.

  23. 06/21/2025

    Episode 53 - Devers Gonna Give You Up

    In this episode, Jay and Rich discuss the latest happenings in baseball, including the All-Star Game buzz, the Rockies manager's bold statement, and the controversial trade of Rafael Devers by the Red Sox. They analyze the implications of player trades, injuries, and performance, while also reflecting on unique moments in baseball history. The conversation touches on personal experiences in Cooperstown, player health updates, and fun trivia, culminating in a light-hearted discussion about player birthdays and memorable quotes from baseball movies.

  24. 06/14/2025

    Episode 52 - Hard Tags and Bedazzled Bags

    In this episode, Jay, Rich and Damon discuss highlights from recent games, the call-up of Roman Anthony, and the controversy surrounding Jazz Chisholm's reaction to being tagged. They also delve into player management dynamics, a recent trade request from Aaron Savalle, the complexities of player trades in baseball, and the necessity of communication for players seeking trades. They explore the expectations placed on players and how those expectations often lead to disappointment. The discussion transitions into a light-hearted examination of players who didn't meet the lofty expectations set for them, highlighting the emotional connections fans develop with these athletes. They also talk about the significance of player names in baseball, share personal anecdotes about family legacies in the sport, and reflect on memorable moments and name changes throughout baseball history.

  25. 06/07/2025

    Episode 51 - Pitchin Sales

    In this episode of Drunks on the Pond Jay, Rich and Damon (finally is back) discuss recent baseball highlights, including the Rockies' first sweep and a historic game at Fenway Park. They share anecdotes about door-to-door sales experiences, leading to a deeper conversation about player trades and hot takes in baseball. The discussion includes insights on players like PCA and Javi Baez, as well as personal stories that highlight the human side of sports. The episode wraps up with reflections on memorable player interactions and the complexities of player identities. The guys delve into the intricacies of baseball, focusing on player legacies, the impact of team dynamics, and the influence of market size on player performance. They explore the careers of iconic players like Derek Jeter, Todd Helton, and David Ortiz, discussing how their environments shaped their successes and public perceptions. They touch on personal anecdotes and experiences with players, providing a unique perspective on the world of baseball. They also talk about the legacy of Mickey Mantle, discussing his career, injuries, and the impact of modern medicine on athletes, the hypothetical scenarios of what Mantle could have achieved if he had remained healthy throughout his career and the cultural significance of baseball and the evolution of the sport, concluding with reflections on the current state of baseball and the importance of enjoying the game.