How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

Sep 22

Kirsty Webeck & Damian Callinan: Improve Your Skin, Rescue A Delivery Driver

This week I'm joined by KIRSTY WEBECK and DAMIAN CALLINAN! Have I fallen victim to a red light mask scam? Was I too harsh in the note that I wrote to an outrageously inconsiderate car parker in my street? My guests seem to think so! Plus we hear about Damian discovering a delivery driver in peril, we workshop ways to improve the car horn, and Kirsty refuses to let one of her stories get edited out of the podcast. Come check out a gig that I'm running at Lankan Tucker in Melbourne with Dilruk Jayasinha, Urvi Majumdar and Josh Earl on October 3! https://events.humanitix.com/laugh-out-loud-comedy-night/tickets How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 15

Dave O'Neil & Gen Fricker: Play Bass In A Ska Band, Perform Comedy For Sign Writers

This week I'm slipping on the pork pie hat, the checkerboard shoes and whatever the hell else ska musicians wear, as I welcome DAVE O'NEIL and GEN FRICKER onto the show! We chat about Gen's dad's musical background which of course leads us into Dave's musical background - his early ska band, his regional UK pilgrimage to see his favourite bands, and throwing eggs at Bryan Adams! We also get into the need for a CPAP machine in my house and try and tally up which industry Dave has performed for the most. FUN! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 9

Ben Russell & Millie Holten: Quit Vaping, Eat A Tub Of Custard

This week I'm joined by MILLIE HOLTEN and BEN RUSSELL! Ben's just crawled out of bed so we chat about our shared love of burning the midnight oil. We also get into how to quit vaping, the mysteries of condiments, British food, when are you too old to get a tattoo and we discover that we all have the exact same Youtube algorithm. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 1

Luke Kidgell & Brett Blake: Brawl On Every Terrain, Become A Nerd

This week (after a brief clean up in the "studio") I’m joined by LUKE KIDGELL and BRETT BLAKE! Brett’s been starting brawls in the snow so Kidgell and I try and figure out if there’s a terrain that Brett hasn’t brawled on. Kidgell’s taped a special and been interrupted the entire way through, Brett’s taped a special in a prison, and I’ve travelled to a medieval castle so we try to figure out: is Brett into ANYTHING even slightly nerdy? How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 26

Yumi Stynes: Turn Forty, Wear A Big Suit

It's my birthday and I've received the greatest present I could have asked for: finally getting dream guest YUMI STYNES on the show! If there's anyone who knows How To Do Everything, it's Yumi, and we cover a lot of ground: navigating friendships as you get older, financial literacy, pashing Robbie Williams, wearing big suits at the Opera House, and SO much more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 18

Wil Anderson & Peter Helliar: Wear A Kangol, Live With Rodney Rude

Two huge guests this week: WIL ANDERSON and PETER HELLIAR! Pete doesn't think his golf clubs will be safe in my surburb, I've been gifted an unbelievable piece of comedy memorabilia, Pete's been humbled by Chris Rock and Wil's been linking up with the other Will Andersons of the world. Thanks to Titleist! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 12

Dilruk Jayasinha & Lehmo: Smuggle Pickles Into A Country, Be A Notable Alumni

After being marched around the building I finally managed to sit down with DILRUK JAYASINHA and LEHMO for a special travel-themed episode where we accidentally talk about Bin Laden and insurance companies but also wedge in a mysterious item that broke in my suitcase, annoying people in resorts and a stranger taking candid photos of me! Plus, I'm a "notable alumni"! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 4

Josh Earl & Ben Vernel: Get Humbled By Reality TV, Find Your Dads Pornos

It's the return of JOSH EARL and the debut of my Filthy Casuals co-host BEN VERNEL! We chat about a war of the words in regards to my ex local supermarket, the only reason I've never tried heroin, Ben discovering his fathers porno stash, Josh getting into a fight at the basketball, and me learning a valuable lesson on social media back in it's heyday! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 28

Bron Lewis & Ben Lomas: Make A New Friend In Japan, Get Roasted In The DM's

This week, BRON LEWIS and BEN LOMAS join me, fresh off the plane to chat about their recent holidays! Bron's chosen some brutal inflight entertainment, Lomas has been doing corporate gigs, I've copped it in the DM's and we hear about Lomas linking up with an old friend of mine in Japan! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 21

Harley Breen & Dave Thornton: Argue In A Green Room, Dispose Of Vermin

HARLEY BREEN makes his debut on the show alongside returning guest DAVE THORNTON! We chat about Harley's free range parenting out in the bush and Dave's audience interactions at a corporate gig PLUS Harley and I have been accosted in the green room of a recent gig by one of the great political commentators, I've been roasted by Harley's son and I've gotten a rat out of my house in perhaps the most disturbing way possible. FUN! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 14

Gen Fricker & Kate Dehnert: Fail An Identification Test, Buy The Cheapest Canned Beans

Another episode from beautiful Sydney with GEN FRICKER and KATE DEHNERT! We chat about Kate's love of Bourke st. Myer, people shagging in David Jones change rooms, how to get the cheapest cans of beans, walking two and a half hours to a comedy gig, and the existential spiral I've gone into after failing an identity verification test. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 7

Justin Hamilton & Adam Richard: Track Down The Perfect Audience Member, Get Rid of Crabs

I'm in Sydney this week so of course I had to get together with JUSTIN HAMILTON and ADAM RICHARD! I've had a BIG night right before this, involving a chaotic beginning to a show, two bizarre interactions with the same audience member, and a disastrous attempt at doing comedy in the toilets. We also chat about micromanaging comedy gigs, the drive in, and Adam's had crabs. Fun! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 30

Denise Scott: Plan A Logies Acceptance Speech, Write Comedy About Cancer

One of the all-time greats DENISE SCOTT joins me this week for a HUGE episode! We get stuck into our mutual best friend: The Big C. How did Denise approach the challenge of writing and touring a show about her recent cancer battle and how does she deal with audience interaction during a show about such a heavy topic? We also discuss her current Logie nomination and her experiences at the ceremony over the last couple of years. PLUS we share a love of online shopping and a huge shout-out for a previous guests' current live show! Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 23

Tim Hewitt & Zack Dyer: Perform At A Bucks Party, Trim A Swingers Tree

TIM HEWITT and ZACK DYER join me this week to chat about performing comedy at private parties, trimming trees in a swingers house, visiting Mad magazine, me trying to locate a house party on my block over the weekend and some incredible MCing that I saw while performing at a Greens fundraiser! Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 16

Ben Knight & Nick Capper: Laminate A Sandwich, Bring A Date To School Camp

It's a good old fashioned silly boys muck around this week with BEN KNIGHT and NICK CAPPER! We chat about my breakdancing personal trainer, the worst chains in the food court, Capper's finally decided to be more childish, and I've taken umbrage with Knighty moving away from the Sunshine Coast. Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 9

Guy Montgomery: Let Your Mind Run Free, Produce Belly Button Lint

MISTER SPELLING himself GUY MONTGOMERY joins me this week for a far-reaching chat about the beautiful human mind. Waiting for your turn in conversation, letting the mind run free while falling asleep, what's the most interesting thing about you? and belly button lint. Fun stuff! Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 2

Josh Thomas: Visit A Pet Psychic, Dish Out Fashion Advice

JOSH THOMAS has just spent a month at the Comedy Festival performing magic tricks every night - is he going to be able to teach me how to do these tricks, or will I need to consult AI? I’m on the verge of booking an appointment with a pet psychic, Josh has had to stop signing autographs on body parts, have I created any media that’s made a young person have a realisation about themselves? And the strange self-induced psychosis of working on a pitch. Fun! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 26

Brett Blake & Josh Earl: Start Drinking Underage, Book A Swingers House

BRETT BLAKE and JOSH EARL join me to reminisce about the joys of drinking alcohol as young person: our first times trying booze, my dad getting leathered at my 21st, Josh's kids new Youtube channel, and Brett's hard rubbish TV. PLUS we hear about Brett being detained by customs in New Caledonia and have I been accidentally staying in a swingers house? How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 19

Sam Taunton & Alex Ward: Celebrate Your Dogs Birthday, Pay For Two Lunches

SAM TAUNTON and ALEX WARD join me this week to discuss airplane material and travelling without the internet. I've gone a little bit overboard celebrating my dog's birthday, Taunton's been haemorrhaging money at Adelaide cafes and we cook up a dystopian new advertising trend that we're worryingly positive about. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 12

Amy Ruffle: Live As A Mermaid, Be A Champion High Diver

AMY RUFFLE (Thank God You're Here, Mako Mermaids) joins me this week to chat about the lore surrounding a show she was in and how that manifests in fan interactions. We also discuss being a part of other peoples nostalgia, the best and worst brands of candy, cinema etiquette, and Amy's former life as a high diver. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 5

Spod: Cook Your Own Beef Jerky, Win A Rap Battle

The legendary SPOD joins me this week! You may have heard his music over the last twenty plus years, you may have seen his music videos for other artists, you may have even tasted his beef jerky! We chat about how to show South Park to your kids, what goes into making beef jerky, home renovations, why Dads love getting around in only their jocks, the fine line being parody and immersion, the Band in a Bubble and heaps, HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 28

Tom Gleeson: Gracefully Exit A Conversation, Become Less Famous

The Taskmaster himself, TOM GLEESON has invited himself onto the show this week for an absolute treat of an episode! We discuss Tom's mechanical brain for comedy and the work he puts in to make it look like he's putting no work in. We also get deep into the differences between being famous in the present day versus in the 70's, the art of the perfect roast joke, the point of Tom's career where he thought he was at the end of the line and of course: going bald. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 22

Dave Woodhead & Luka Muller: Invent A New Cuisine & Be Left On 'Seen' By A Celebrity

This week I'm joined by two TITANS of broadcasting: DAVE WOODHEAD and LUKA MULLER, as we pour one out for our spiritual king: Kyle Sandilands. We discuss the shockwaves of King Kyles departure from broadcasting trickling all the way down to therapists of radio hosts, the genius idea of inventing a new cuisine, I've had a remarkable experience at a fertility doctor that's lead to me being BLANKED by a celebrity, plus a guy who was the most famous Uber driver in Melbourne for a hot couple of hours! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 15

Chloe Petts: Dance The Macarena, Get A Bad Review In Edinburgh

CHLOE PETTS joins me this week! I'm a little flustered over having to learn an incredibly simple dance routine just before the podcast, we figure out where exactly the Australian accent originated from, we get into the wild word of British children's books and television, competitive spelling competitions, getting lost in Disneyworld and reading bad reviews in Edinburgh. Chloe's show Big Naturals is one until 19 April at Melbourne Town Hall, before touring to Sydney and Brisbane Comedy Festivals. Tickets here. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 7

Danielle Walker & Lauren Bonner: Develop A Festival Crush, Meet Harry Styles

DANIELLE WALKER and LAUREN BONNER join me this week. It's the middle of the Comedy Festival and Danielle still hasn't found a Festival crush and so as with so many other jobs: we're outsourcing it to AI, using the Comedy Festival's built in show finder to try and find a suitable suitor for Danielle. We also talk about the criteria for Completely Unremarkable Men, and I've been the victim of an April Fool's Prank that made me look completely insane! Check out Danielle's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here. Check out Lauren's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes! Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

Kirsty Webeck & Damian Callinan: Improve Your Skin, Rescue A Delivery Driver

Dave O'Neil & Gen Fricker: Play Bass In A Ska Band, Perform Comedy For Sign Writers

Ben Russell & Millie Holten: Quit Vaping, Eat A Tub Of Custard

Luke Kidgell & Brett Blake: Brawl On Every Terrain, Become A Nerd

Yumi Stynes: Turn Forty, Wear A Big Suit

Wil Anderson & Peter Helliar: Wear A Kangol, Live With Rodney Rude

Dilruk Jayasinha & Lehmo: Smuggle Pickles Into A Country, Be A Notable Alumni

Josh Earl & Ben Vernel: Get Humbled By Reality TV, Find Your Dads Pornos

Bron Lewis & Ben Lomas: Make A New Friend In Japan, Get Roasted In The DM's

Harley Breen & Dave Thornton: Argue In A Green Room, Dispose Of Vermin

Gen Fricker & Kate Dehnert: Fail An Identification Test, Buy The Cheapest Canned Beans

Justin Hamilton & Adam Richard: Track Down The Perfect Audience Member, Get Rid of Crabs

Denise Scott: Plan A Logies Acceptance Speech, Write Comedy About Cancer

Tim Hewitt & Zack Dyer: Perform At A Bucks Party, Trim A Swingers Tree

Ben Knight & Nick Capper: Laminate A Sandwich, Bring A Date To School Camp

Guy Montgomery: Let Your Mind Run Free, Produce Belly Button Lint

Josh Thomas: Visit A Pet Psychic, Dish Out Fashion Advice

Brett Blake & Josh Earl: Start Drinking Underage, Book A Swingers House

Sam Taunton & Alex Ward: Celebrate Your Dogs Birthday, Pay For Two Lunches

Amy Ruffle: Live As A Mermaid, Be A Champion High Diver

Spod: Cook Your Own Beef Jerky, Win A Rap Battle

Tom Gleeson: Gracefully Exit A Conversation, Become Less Famous

Dave Woodhead & Luka Muller: Invent A New Cuisine & Be Left On 'Seen' By A Celebrity

Chloe Petts: Dance The Macarena, Get A Bad Review In Edinburgh

Danielle Walker & Lauren Bonner: Develop A Festival Crush, Meet Harry Styles