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Welcome to "The Parched Podcast," the side-splitting podcast where Kyle and Alexis uncork the world of beer, wine, and spirits with a twist of comedy and a dash of randomness. Grab a seat on the porch and get ready to savor hilarious banter, intoxicating puns, and outrageous conversations. From hoppy adventures to vineyard misadventures and spirit-infused laughter, this boozy extravaganza will leave you rolling with laughter and asking for another round. Join Kyle and Alexis for a porch-sational time that will tickle your funny bone and quench your thirst for humor.

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Welcome to "The Parched Podcast," the side-splitting podcast where Kyle and Alexis uncork the world of beer, wine, and spirits with a twist of comedy and a dash of randomness. Grab a seat on the porch and get ready to savor hilarious banter, intoxicating puns, and outrageous conversations. From hoppy adventures to vineyard misadventures and spirit-infused laughter, this boozy extravaganza will leave you rolling with laughter and asking for another round. Join Kyle and Alexis for a porch-sational time that will tickle your funny bone and quench your thirst for humor.

    Sweet Treats and tricked by wine

    Sweet Treats and tricked by wine

    Indulge in a spooktacular Halloween extravaganza with the Parched Podcast! Our special episode, “Spooky Sips and Sweet Treats,” is a bewitching blend of wine wisdom and candy connoisseurship, topped off with a dash of laugh-out-loud fun courtesy of a Buzzfeed quiz. We’re here to prove that Halloween isn’t just for the kiddos - adults can join in on the sugary, ghostly delights too!

    🍷 Wine Pairings for Every Ghoulish Guilty Pleasure 🍭

    Join our hosts as we unravel the mysteries of matching the perfect wine with your favorite Halloween candies. From rich reds that complement the dark chocolatey depths of a coveted candy bar to sparkling whites that dance alongside the sweetness of fruity treats, we’ve got your taste buds covered. Discover a whole new world of flavor profiles that will leave you howling for more!

    🧟‍♂️ Buzzfeed Quiz: Which Wine Ghoul Are You? 🦇

    Things take a hilarious turn as we delve into a Buzzfeed quiz tailored for the wine-loving Halloween enthusiast. Find out if you’re a sophisticated vampire with a penchant for aged Bordeaux or a mischievous poltergeist with a flair for sparkling rosé. This lighthearted segment is bound to have you cackling with delight and possibly questioning your life choices!

    🎃 A Spine-Chilling Good Time for All Wine Aficionados! 👻

    Whether you’re a seasoned sommelier or a casual wine enthusiast, our Halloween special promises something for everyone. Don your favorite costume, pour a glass of your preferred potion, and join us for a ghoulishly good time. Our hosts will guide you through a spirited journey of flavor and fun, ensuring your Halloween celebrations are nothing short of spooktacular.

    Don’t miss out on the eeriest episode of the season. Subscribe now and get ready to be thoroughly enchanted by the Parched Podcast’s “Spooky Sips and Sweet Treats” extravaganza. Raise your glasses, and let the hauntingly good times begin!


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    • 30 min
    Pumpkin Spicing it Up

    Pumpkin Spicing it Up

    Ladies and gentlemen, strap in and hold onto your beer steins because we’re about to embark on another wild ride with the Parched Podcast! In the next 45 minutes, we’re gonna take you on a rollercoaster through the wondrous world of seasonal beverages. It’s like a theme park for your taste buds, folks!

    Octoberfest Beer Extravaganza:
    Our hosts kick things off by uncapping the excitement around Oktoberfest beer. Picture this: the sound of bottles popping open, the scent of hops in the air, and the taste of rich, malty goodness on your lips. They’re not just talking about beer; they’re talking about the elixir of the gods. They dive deep into the history and cultural significance of this beloved German brew, discussing its distinctive flavors and aroma. And guess what? They’re not stopping there! They’ve got seven different Oktoberfest beer flavors lined up for a tasting session that’s more thrilling than a rollercoaster loop-de-loop. Whether you’re a beer connoisseur or a newbie, this segment will quench your thirst for knowledge about Oktoberfest beers faster than you can say “Prost!”

    Wine Adventures and Aged Elegance:
    But wait, there’s more! Join us on a wine adventure that’s fancier than a tuxedo-wearing penguin. Our hosts recount their recent club pickup of an aged wine, and trust me, it’s not just any wine; it’s aged to perfection. They dive deep into the world of wine, exploring the nuances of aging, grape varieties, and the perfect occasions to savor an aged bottle. They’ll share their tasting notes in a way that makes you feel like you’re sipping right alongside them. You’ll be on your own journey to discovering the magic of fine wine, and you won’t even need a passport!

    Pumpkin Beer Opinions and Pumpkin Spice Season:
    Ah, fall, the season of pumpkin spice everything! Our hosts indulge in a spirited debate about pumpkin beer that’s funnier than a stand-up comedy show. They’re not afraid to share their honest opinions on this seasonal trend. They discuss the balance of spices, sweetness, and pumpkin essence that makes these brews so irresistible, it’s like they’re describing a secret love affair. And then there’s the pumpkin spice season. They’ve got tips on incorporating that flavor into your favorite drinks and dishes that’ll make you the culinary rock star of your neighborhood. Pumpkin spice latte? Move over, there’s a new sheriff in town!

    Cocktail Creation and Christmas Beer Preview:
    As we start to wrap things up, our hosts pull out their mixology wands and treat you to a Marion berry cocktail recipe that’s so fancy it should come with its own red carpet. They’ll walk you through the steps, sharing their insights on the flavor profile and serving suggestions. You’ll be a mixologist extraordinaire in no time!

    And just when you thought the fun was over, they’ve got a surprise for you. They’re teasing a sneak peek of what’s to come in the world of Christmas beer. Get ready to jingle those bells and get into the holiday spirit with a tantalizing preview of festive brews that’ll warm your heart and tickle your taste buds. It’s like Christmas morning for beer lovers!

    So, folks, what are you waiting for? Join us on Parched Podcast for a delightful exploration of seasonal libations that’s more entertaining than a stand-up comedy show, filled with expert insights, spirited discussions, and plenty of recommendations to quench your thirst. Don’t miss out on this captivating episode as we sip our way through the flavors of fall and winter. Cheers to a Parched Podcast episode you won’t want to miss, and remember, drink responsibly, because even the best rollercoaster ride has to come to an end!

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    • 54 min
    Sleepless in Seattle - catching up on the Podcast

    Sleepless in Seattle - catching up on the Podcast

    Part 1: Brew Fest Revelations

    In this episode of the “Parched Podcast,” we’re setting off on a spirited journey through a world of brew fests, unusual brews, and intriguing anecdotes. Join us as we explore some surprising discoveries and delve into the realms of Blue Beer, Steamed Hams, and Ancestral Ales.

    Brew Fest: Big Fun, Surprisingly Small

    We kick off our adventure at a brew fest, only to discover that sometimes the biggest fun comes from the smallest venues. We’ll share our experience of how a cozy brew fest turned out to be an absolute gem.

    Dangerous Amounts of Beer: A Cautionary Tale

    But before you dive headfirst into the brew fest, we have a cautionary tale to share about the dangerous allure of limitless beer samples. Find out how easy it is to cross that fine line between fun and, well, a bit too much fun.

    Blue Beer: Sipping the Unthinkable

    Ever heard of blue beer? Neither had we until this episode. We’ll uncover the mystery behind this eye-catching brew and give you a taste of its surprisingly unique flavor.

    Steamed Hams and Ancestral Ales

    Next, we venture into the world of culinary delights with a side of ancestral ales. Discover the delicious journey of two solid beers - a tantalizing Pineapple Ale and a bold IPA. Plus, we’ll spill the beans on what “Steamed Hams” are all about.

    Pilsners and the Vanguard Brewing Revelation

    Our quest for great beer leads us to explore multiple Pilsners, with one brewery standing out above the rest. Vanguard Brewing will steal the spotlight with their exceptional Pilsner – we’ll tell you why it’s a must-try.

    Part 2: The World of Zero Alcohol Beer and Vouvray Demi-Sec

    As our adventure continues, we’re diving into a world where beer meets water and wine takes on sweet and sour notes. In Part 2, we’ll explore the curious realm of zero alcohol beer and the enigmatic Vouvray Demi-Sec.

    Zero Alcohol Beer: Bitburger and Beyond

    Have you ever tried zero alcohol beer? We’ll explore this unique beverage that’s been dubbed “beer-flavored water” and discuss the intriguing experience of savoring something both bitter and sweet at the same time. It’s like cheating in a coozy!

    The Enigmatic Vouvray Demi-Sec

    Then, we’ll take a sip of the Vouvray Demi-Sec, a wine that dances between sweet and sour notes, with hints of apples, pears, honey, and almonds. We’ll rate it 8.5/10 for its balance, even if it leans slightly towards the “boring” side.

    Part 3: Sipping Through History - Wine in Politics

    Our podcast adventure reaches its climax as we explore the fascinating history of wine in politics. Join us as we embark on adventures with the fam squad, prepare for our Seattle expedition, and delve into the intriguing world of political wine enthusiasts.

    Argyle Adventures

    Before diving into the political side of wine, we’ll share some exciting adventures with our fam squad and provide you with essential tips for preparing your own Seattle exploration.

    Wine in Politics: From Jefferson to Reagan

    Then, it’s time to get political! Discover the long and illustrious history of wine in American politics, from Thomas Jefferson’s obsession with wine-making in Virginia to the wine preferences of Presidents like John Tyler, James Madison, Herbert Hoover, Richard Nixon, and Ronald Reagan. We’ll also reveal some entertaining anecdotes, like the story of Richard Nixon’s hidden bottle labels.

    The Beer Extravaganza and Train Troubles

    But our journey isn’t complete without a few unexpected twists. We’ll recount our adventures at Occidental and Urban German breweries, including a humorous tale of being stuck behind a train that’s sure to leave you chuckling.

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    • 47 min
    Vino vs. Brew: Unveiling Iowa and Colorado Wines on a Thirst-Quenching Ride to Beer

    Vino vs. Brew: Unveiling Iowa and Colorado Wines on a Thirst-Quenching Ride to Beer

    Indulge your taste buds on this captivating episode of the Parched Podcast as we embark on a flavorful journey through the heartlands of Iowa and Colorado. In this thrilling wine-tasting showdown, we uncork the finest wines these regions have to offer, examining their unique terroirs and distinct characteristics.

    Join us as we swirl, sniff, and sip our way through two distinct varietals, sourced from the lush vineyards of Iowa and the majestic landscapes of Colorado. Discover the rich history of winemaking in unexpected places and explore the factors that contribute to the development of these remarkable vintages.

    But as the corks pop and glasses clink, we can’t help but notice that sometimes the unexpected can lead to, well, unexpected outcomes. In a surprise twist, our tastebuds are met with less-than-stellar wines that fall short of their potential. But fear not, dear listeners, for true to our adventurous spirit, we know how to adapt and pivot.

    In the true spirit of exploration, we pivot back to our reliable companion - beer. With a charming blend of humor and insight, we share tales of our favorite craft brews that always manage to delight and satisfy. Whether it’s the hoppy notes of an IPA, the smooth richness of a stout, or the crisp refreshment of a lager, beer once again steals the spotlight and proves its versatility in the world of libations.

    As we navigate this unexpected turn of events, we dive deep into the art of tasting and the subjectivity of preferences. Every sip tells a story, and sometimes that story isn’t what we anticipated. From the complexities of wine to the straightforward pleasure of a cold brew, we uncover the beauty in embracing the unpredictable.

    Tune in to this captivating episode of the Parched Podcast for an unforgettable adventure that celebrates the spirit of exploration, the joy of discovery, and the unwavering charm of a well-crafted beverage. Whether you’re a seasoned wine aficionado, a curious beer enthusiast, or simply someone in search of an entertaining escapade, this episode promises to captivate your senses and leave you thirsty for more.

    Don’t miss out on the laughter, surprises, and sips that await you. Hit play and join us on a one-of-a-kind auditory experience that showcases the best - and sometimes unexpected - flavors the world of libations has to offer.

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    • 39 min
    Another Blind Tasting

    Another Blind Tasting

    Introduction:
    Welcome, wine enthusiasts, to an extraordinary episode of the “Parched Podcast!” In this vinous voyage, we’ll uncork the mysteries of blind tasting and explore what it takes to become a seasoned sommelier. So, grab your glasses and let’s embark on this exhilarating journey!

    Part 1: The Intriguing World of Blind Tasting (Approx. 1000 characters)

    Blind tasting, like a hidden vineyard tucked away amidst rolling hills, adds an air of mystery to the art of wine appreciation. With eyes covered, we rely solely on our senses to decode the enigmatic elixirs in our glass. It’s an immersive experience that challenges our palates, putting our taste buds on a thrilling treasure hunt.

    Imagine swirling, sniffing, and sipping a wine without knowing its origin or varietal. This sensory adventure forces us to rely on our instincts, as we encounter subtle notes of blackberries and a hint of oak, all while our minds play a guessing game worthy of Sherlock Holmes.

    Part 2: Hosting a Wine Party Like a Pro (Approx. 800 characters)

    Hosting a wine party is akin to orchestrating a symphony of flavors, and we’ve got the conductor’s baton just for you. First, select a variety of wines to tantalize your guests’ taste buds—ranging from crisp Chardonnays to robust Cabernets.

    Pairing is the name of the game, where delicate cheeses dance with elegant Sauvignon Blancs, and charcuterie couples up with velvety Pinot Noirs. Our pro tip: create a palate-pleasing palette by offering contrasting tastes that harmonize like a sommelier’s serenade.

    Now, for some pun-damental advice: To ensure your wine party is a success, make it “grape” by uncorking laughter and fun with wine-themed games. Remember, the key to a delightful evening is unlocking the magic of shared experiences.

    Part 3: The Sommelier’s Odyssey (Approx. 1200 characters)

    Picture this: the suave sommelier, a wine whisperer, navigating the labyrinth of wine lists with grace and savoir-faire. Their quest is to enlighten patrons on the journey that awaits in each glass. But what does it take to become a certified sommelier?

    Beyond a “grape” personality and a knack for puns, aspiring sommeliers undertake extensive training and certification programs. From vineyard tours to tastings, they immerse themselves in the world of wine. They become fluent in wine-speak, mastering the language of tannins, terroir, and more.

    But don’t let the seriousness fool you; they enjoy some witty wordplay too! A sommelier walks into a bar and asks for a Chardonnay. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” A sommelier’s wit is as sparkling as a Champagne toast!

    Part 4: Uncorking the Difficult Wine Quiz (Approx. 500 characters)

    Buckle up, wine lovers! It’s time for the ultimate challenge: a difficult wine quiz that’ll test your oenophile knowledge. Can you identify the year, region, and varietal of a wine from a single sip? If you’re ready to wine-dulge in some cerebral grape games, this segment is for you!

    Conclusion: A Toast to Vinous Wisdom and Witty Wines (Approx. 500 characters)

    As we raise our glasses to the culmination of this episode, let’s toast to the delights of blind tasting, the secrets of sommeliers, and the joy of sharing wine puns. Remember, the world of wine is vast and ever-evolving, but armed with knowledge, humor, and a playful palate, you’re well on your way to becoming a seasoned sommelier. Cheers to exploring the vinous universe, one sip at a time!

    Disclaimer: No sommeliers were harmed in the making of these puns.

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    • 50 min
    Rockies to the Cascades

    Rockies to the Cascades

    Welcome to the “Parched Podcast,” where we invite you to join us on an epic journey filled with tantalizing flavors and unforgettable experiences! In this special episode, we dive into the world of Italian-style red wines, particularly exploring the intriguing St. Vincent grape and its influence on the wines from Niagara-on-the-Lake Winery Wayne Gretzky Estate.

    As we savor the velvety notes of the sparkling wine, we set out on a road trip from Colorado to Bend, Oregon, with a thirst for adventure and a desire to discover the hidden gems of the Pacific Northwest. Our first stop is the renowned Red Fox Winery, where we are introduced to the captivating world of Italian-style red wines. The St. Vincent grape takes center stage here, and we are immediately drawn to its unique characteristics, contributing to wines that boast both elegance and complexity.

    Enthralled by the beauty of the St. Vincent grape, we proceed to the Deroco Winery Collective, a consortium of ten or more wineries collaborating and crafting exceptional wines. Among the impressive selection, we find a plethora of Italian-style reds, each with its own story and heritage, reflecting the passion and expertise of the winemakers.

    During our journey, we face an unexpected challenge—a heatwave sweeping through the region. Determined to preserve the integrity of our carefully selected bottles, we equip ourselves with coolers to protect them from the scorching temperatures and the potentially damaging effects of sunlight. Safeguarding these liquid treasures becomes a crucial mission, as we’re committed to bringing back the authentic taste and essence of the wines to our audience.

    As we traverse through breathtaking landscapes and picturesque vineyards, we finally reach Bend, Oregon, a city known not only for its wine culture but also for its vibrant craft beer movement. We embrace the opportunity to delve into the craft beer scene, visiting the renowned Crux Brewery, where we find ourselves immersed in a world of innovative brews and bold flavors.

    Filled with excitement, we head to the Stoller Wine Bar in Bend, indulging in the rich variety of wines while enjoying the warm camaraderie of fellow enthusiasts. The allure of Italian-style reds lingers, and we take this chance to share our newfound knowledge about the St. Vincent grape and its captivating role in creating these remarkable wines.

    At last, we explore The Cellar in Bend, a true haven for beer lovers seeking authentic British-style cask ales. Immersing ourselves in the craft beer movement, we uncover the stories behind each brew, appreciating the artistry and dedication of the talented brewers.

    Join us on this sensory-rich escapade, where we celebrate the magnificence of Italian-style red wines, the allure of the St. Vincent grape, and the magic of the Pacific Northwest’s craft beer culture. Along the way, we face challenges and triumphs, all while preserving the essence of our 20 carefully chosen bottles, brimming with memories and flavors waiting to be unleashed.

    So, grab your glass, take a sip, and embark on this wondrous expedition with the “Parched Podcast.” From the depths of Italian-style red wines to the heights of the craft beer movement in Bend, Oregon, this episode promises to be a delightful celebration of the finest libations and the joys of the journey!


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    • 42 min

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