PRETEND is mostly about people pretending to be someone else, but the landscape is usually more off-the-beaten—con-path than the usual true-crime con artist trail. It’s full of scammers, frauds, vengeful lowlifes, and, every so often, a “sacred cow” — or at least a poor man’s sacred cow (like LaDonna Humphrey or Frank Abagnale) takes their public mythology out back for some shaking up.
Javier Leiva is sort of a combo of Don Quixote, Detective Columbo, and, for those who remember the show, Kolchak: The Night Stalker. The Quixote part is his oddly cheerful, almost goofy knight-errantry energy. The Columbo/Kolchak part is that I suspect some of the people he investigates underestimate him. They think they’ve swatted him away, but then he comes back with another episode, and another, and another, until the essence of the con — or the lie, or the weird little empire — is exposed.
That doesn’t mean there’s always a final “got his man/woman” ending with arrests and trials, not really that kind of show with black and white resolutions. His subjects are often too eccentric, borderline comically absurd, petty, slippery, or bizarre for that. A lot of the stories unfold almost in real time, so Javier’s pursuit becomes part of the story. The LaDonna Humphrey arc is a good example: fake identities, intimidation, true-crime status games, and behavior that would be almost comically absurd if it weren’t so cruel and damaging.
PRETEND isn’t slick in the overly polished podcast way, and that’s mostly part of its appeal (though I could do with fewer generic music beds). Javier sometimes sounds almost giddy at the twists inside his subjects’ hard-to-fathom brand of twisted logic. He digs his mission. But I don’t hear him lose sight of fighting the good fight. And when he gets angry, as in the “I Beg Your Pardon” episodes, you can really hear it.
The show has its ups and downs in the pursuit of truth and justice, but considering how consistently Javier slays at the windmills of con..? okay, maybe a bad analogy, but I’m keeping it. I always keep an ear out for PRETEND.