Professionally Average

Professionally Average

Welcome to Professionally Average! Where two regular guys with zero special skills and way too much confidence talk life, tell stories, and take on challenges they probably shouldn’t. Hosted by Josh and Carp, expect booze reviews, wild takes, real conversations, and plenty of laughs. Nothing scripted.. just chaos and honesty. Think you’re better than average? Prove it. 🍻

  1. 7 jun

    This Beer LOOKED Amazing… Then We Tried It 🍺💀

    This week on Professionally Average we reviewed Mountain Beer from Big Timber Brewing Company … …and immediately regretted it 😂🍺 The can art?10/10. The actual beer?Absolutely criminal. Between new microphone chaos, camera failures, and one of the harshest beer reviews we’ve ever done… this episode spiraled FAST. In this episode:🍺 brutally honest beer review😂 “bad decisions at 4am” tasting notes🔥 Mountaineer tailgate debates💀 couch-burning comparisons🎙 first episode with the new mic setup

    8 min

  2. 6 jun

    This Beer Shocked Us… Our First TRUE 4-Star Review 🍺🔥

    This week on Professionally Average we found something rare… A TRUE 4-star beer. We tried Runaway Beer Truck from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company and it completely blew us away. Light beer feel.Craft beer quality.Lime finish.Perfect summer vibes. And most importantly… ✅ Grass cutting approved✅ Stock the fridge approved✅ Professionally Average certified This may be one of the best beers we’ve reviewed yet.

    9 min

  3. 4 jun

    Apple Butter Beer?! 🍺😂

    This week on Professionally Average we tried one of the strangest beers we’ve reviewed yet… Apple Butter Ale from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company 🍎🍺 Inspired by the famous Apple Butter Festival in Berkeley Springs, West Virginia, this beer sounded like it had serious potential… but things got weird FAST. In this episode:🍺 honest Apple Butter Ale review😂 “this tastes like Old Spice”🔥 cozy fall beer vibes💀 Cracker Barrel energy🍻 another chaotic booze review Is it terrible?No. Would we buy it again?…also no 😂

    9 min

  4. 4 jun

    We Tried Unicorn Farts Beer… HUGE Mistake 🍺🦄

    This week on Professionally Average we found a beer called Unicorn Farts… …and obviously we had to try it. Bad decision. DuClaw Brewing Company created a glitter-filled pink lemonade sour beer that looked amazing… …but tasted absolutely horrific. In this episode: 🦄 glitter beer chaos🍺 insane can art😂 instant regret💀 one of our harshest reviews ever🔥 certified disaster

    7 min

  5. 4 jun

    We Realized We’re Too Old For The Bar Scene 🍺😂

    This week on Professionally Average we realized something terrible… we might officially be too old for the bar scene 😂 Between terrible beer, reminiscing about Morgantown nights, arguing about jukeboxes, and realizing we now prefer chill bars over chaos… this episode got painfully relatable FAST. We also reviewed Mountain Beer from Big Timber Brewing Company and uh… yeah… don’t buy it. In this episode:🍺 brutally honest beer review😂 “we’re getting old” realization🎵 jukebox rage🍻 Morgantown memories🔥 bar culture debates💀 first episode with the new microphones

    29 min

  6. 2 jun

    Our Moms Actually Liked This Beer… We Didn’t 🍺😂

    This week on Professionally Average we brought our moms on the show for a Mother’s Day special… …and somehow ended up reviewing a beer that tasted more like wine than beer 🍷🍺 We tried Bubbles Rosé Fruited Ale from Rhinegeist Brewery and things got very divided. Our moms liked it. We definitely had questions. In this episode: 🍺 Mother’s Day beer review😂 moms roasting us live🍷 beer that tastes like wine🤦‍♂️ failed flower gift idea🔥 classic Professionally Average chaos

    9 min

  7. 30 may

    I Hate IPAs… But This One Shocked Me 🍺

    This week on Professionally Average… things got weird FAST. We had surprise guests. A mystery beer wrapped in hot dog paper. And somehow ended up reviewing New Belgium Brewing Company Voodoo Ranger Sweet Ride Juicy IPA. The craziest part? Corky normally hates IPAs… but this one may have actually changed his mind. In this episode:🍺 Honest IPA review🌭 Hot dog wrapping paper chaos😂 Surprise guests🤼 Thumb wrestling decides the final score🔥 One of our weirdest reviews yet

    11 min

  8. 28 may

    This Beer Tastes Like College Beer Pong 🍺😂

    This week on Professionally Average, we tried State Light from New Trail Brewing Company and immediately got hit with college flashbacks. Beer pong. Flip cup. Red solo cups. Poor decisions. This beer tastes exactly like every college party you barely survived 😂 In this episode:🍺 Honest review of State Light🎓 College nostalgia chaos😂 Beer pong comparisons🔥 Why this feels like Penn State’s official beer🍻 Is it actually worth buying? And somehow… this became one of the most relatable reviews we’ve done.

    11 min
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Welcome to Professionally Average! Where two regular guys with zero special skills and way too much confidence talk life, tell stories, and take on challenges they probably shouldn’t. Hosted by Josh and Carp, expect booze reviews, wild takes, real conversations, and plenty of laughs. Nothing scripted.. just chaos and honesty. Think you’re better than average? Prove it. 🍻

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    2024 - 2026
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