Raised Wrong

Jeanne Goshe
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Ok but we turned out mostly fine? Old millennials discuss the things we know now that we wish we'd known then, featuring highly problematic advice from early 2000's Cosmopolitan magazines. ⁣⁣

  1. 27/01/2025

    We're ADD Years Old Feat. Emily Towers

    Hi, I'm Jeanne. And this is Raised Wrong, a podcast about our ADHD, your ADHD, and ADHD things in general, featuring the hilarious and scattered mind of my former roommate and current mom/tv writer Emily Towers. We also discuss the television shows we're watching on Paramount+ and Apple TV+, mother guilt, commercials, coyotes, underpants, and more. We do not discuss politics because I edited those parts out. And to ring in the new year, we revisit a Cosmo article entitled "5 Naughty Ways to Start 2003" which sounds a lot sexier than it is.

    We're ADD Years Old Feat. Emily Towers

  2. 25/04/2024

    Disney Dumping

    First, an important update about the way we podcast! Then, Jessica does a deep dive into the uproar about Disney changing their Disability Access Service (and the Disney adults who are screaming and shaking and shitting about it). Other topics discussed include HBO’s Julia, audiobooks (Irish), aging gracefully like Isabella Rossellini, Prison Brides, and more. Plus, a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us 5  “stealth new signs that he’s cheating.” God help us. And finally, the hardest FMK we’ve ever done: 3 men who are not trash.

  3. 11/04/2024

    Everything I've Ever Accomplished in Life is From Spite

    A lot of questions are answered in this episode: "Why do we exercise? Why do we drink? Would we be good gay dads? WHO IS EATING THE SUN???" And the one question that's on everyone's mind..."How many calories does holding a drink for 20 minutes burn?" Other topics discussed include Everyone Gets Divorced, nachos, getting blasted by lasers, Raized Wrong Productions, UTIs, Trans Easter, and 'art.'  Plus an October 2010 Cosmo gives us the "ability" to burn an extra 305 calories a week. And finally, we FMK three very real things that Joe Biden controls. 17:25 - JG Horny (poorly estimated taxes) 20:43- JR Horny (honesty) 31:35 - JG Gripe (Raized Wrong boys) 35:20 - JR Gripe (customer service) 41:15 - Cosmo's "How to Burn an Extra 305 Calories a Week" (2010) 52:15 - Internet Dumb (Tesla art) 1:07:05 - FMK - "3 Things Joe Biden Controls"

    Everything I've Ever Accomplished in Life is From Spite

  4. 28/03/2024

    Mommy is Scary w/ Jessica Rowland

    Stepmother of the pod Jessica is back and she's got some gripes! Topics discussed include the phonetic alphabet, Venmo transactions, ghost kitchens, amphetamines, dipping sauces, cyber trucks, embryos, women's sports, and so much more. Plus, a 2009 Cosmopolitan magazine unlocks the secrets to getting hit on "all the time" and they are...not what you'd expect. And finally, in honor of Jeanne's 40th birthday, a very special/disgusting 1984-themed edition of F**k/Marry/Kill. 15:22 - Giving people money 19:51 - New slang 22:54 - Ghost kitchens 28:43 - JG Horny (ranch) 33:00 - JR Horny (pharmaceuticals) 44:54 - JG Gripe (sweatpants) 49:49 - JR Gripe (embryos is people) 57:03 - JR Griple (men & women's sports) 1:02:11 - Cosmo's "How to Get Hit On All the Time" (2009) 1:18:31 - Internet Dumb (cyber trucks) 1:28:00 - FMK - "Best Boys Born in 1984"

    Mommy is Scary w/ Jessica Rowland

  5. 14/03/2024

    I Used To Be Young! w/ Emily Taormina

    Long-time patriot and Type-A friend Emily Taormina joins Jeanne on the pod this week! Topics discussed include the millennial lol, cutting onions, Crocs, botox alternatives, woes of the Pacific Northwest, Swedish candy, Jude Law, milk, and so much more. An October 2005 Cosmo article about giving your man attention so he doesn't cheat on you causes us to question what the meaning of the word "pamper" is.  And finally, the three most popular Girl Scout Cookies get f**ked, married, and killed. (Plus, a special message from Stepmother of the Pod, Jessica!) Segments: 00:14:10 - Gripe (JG) 00:20:35 - Gripe (ET)  00:26:00 - Horny (JG)  00:34:15 - Horny (ET)  00:39:40 - Cosmo's "How Much Attention Does Your Guy Need"  00:58:35 - Internet Dumb  01:08:00 - Message from Jessica 01:09:00 FMK (Girl Scout Cookies)

    I Used To Be Young! w/ Emily Taormina

  6. 29/02/2024

    Why Give Women Names? w/ Julia Vickerman

    Jeanne and special guest Julia Vickerman (artist/writer/lover/director) get to know one another and trauma bond over the horror that is a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine. Topics discussed include foster dogs, tattoos, mewing, turning 40, movies where the ocean is the villain, dog dentists, cat eating disorders, Love Island UK All Stars, MGMT’s new album, orca whales, the great (imaginary) ketchup wars, and so much more!  A Cosmo article entitled "What He Really Says About You To His Friends" is so much worse than you can imagine. And finally, 3 of the 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get f***ked, married, and killed. Follow Julia on Instagram @juliavickerman Watch the awesome music video that Julia & her lover directed for MGMT's Bubblegum Dog. Topics/Segments: 00:11:45 - "Mewing" 00:20:25 - Horny (JG) 00:28:15 - Horny (JV) 00:33:25 - Gripe (JG) 00:35:40 - Gripe (JV) 00:42:00 - Killer whales 00:45:50 - Cosmo's "What He Really Says About You" 01: 00: 25 - Cosmo's "The Cockiness Meter" 01: 13: 10 - Internet Dumb (Ketchup) 01: 17: 10 - FMK (TMNT)

    Why Give Women Names? w/ Julia Vickerman

  7. 06/02/2024 ·  Bônus

    Cosmo Mini: Sexy Honeymoon Surprises

    A June 2003 wedding issue of Cosmopolitan magazine gives us some "naughty newlywed tips to keep your guy guessing" and we are legally obligated to discourage you from trying them out.

  8. 22/12/2023

    I Saw Mommy Drop Kicking Santa Claus w/ Ava Williams

    Your friendly neighborhood Ava (Williams) is back and we've got ! Topics include  orange foods, cyber bullying (light), audiobooks and the Libby app, wool (give it a shot), Baldur's Gate, gift guides, pervy male authors, and more.  Plus,  a 2005 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us tips and tricks for not killing the snowboarding boyfriend we apparently hate because that would ruin Christmas or Hannukah! And finally we F**k, Marry, & Kill 3 mainstays of holiday decorations. Caution this episode contains *SPOILERS* for holiday classic The Haunted by Bentley Little, so hurry up and finish reading it before you listen to this one. Follow Ava on Instagram @ava_carrie Follow Ava on Storygraph @queenb00ger Main Stories: 00:15:15 - Audiobooks & Libby  00:25:15 - Wool & Baldur's Gate  00:33:30 - SPOILERS for The Haunted by Bentley Little  00:45:50 - Black Friday & Gift Guides  00:55:45 - Cosmo's "Stay Close During Holiday Chaos" (2005) 01:23:45 - FMK: Candy Canes, Paper Snowflakes, & Garlands

    I Saw Mommy Drop Kicking Santa Claus w/ Ava Williams
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Ok but we turned out mostly fine? Old millennials discuss the things we know now that we wish we'd known then, featuring highly problematic advice from early 2000's Cosmopolitan magazines. ⁣⁣

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  • Criado por
    Jeanne Goshe
  • Anos de atividade
    2020 - 2025
  • Episódios
    72
  • Classificação
    Explícito
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Raised Wrong
  • Site do podcast
    Raised Wrong