Real Messy Moms

Martini and Mallory
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Real Messy Moms is a hilarious, unfiltered podcast by two moms who aren’t afraid to keep it real. From parenting fails and chaotic mornings, to relationships, mental load & everything in between, this comedy dives into the beautifully messy side of motherhood. Perfect for busy moms, new parents, and anyone who enjoys the kind of real-life moments you won’t find on Instagram. With relatable stories, sharp humor, and zero judgement, Real Messy Moms is the go-to podcast for moms who are tired of the highlight reel and are ready for some honest laughs.

  1. 3d ago

    Real Messy Potties: Potty Training Without the Pressure

    Potty training: the parenting milestone nobody can fully prepare you for. 🚽💩In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we’re getting real about toddler potty training—the signs of readiness, knowing when to start, and why there’s truly no “perfect” age to potty train.From toddlers being completely grossed out by their own poop to parents wondering if they’re starting too early, waiting too long, or somehow doing it all wrong, we’re breaking down the pressure and expectations that can come with potty training.We talk about how to recognize your toddler’s individual readiness cues, why listening to your child matters more than following a specific timeline, and how important it is to trust your gut as a parent.Because potty training isn’t a race. There’s no one-size-fits-all approach, and what works for one toddler might be a complete disaster for another. 😂Whether you’re just starting to think about potty training, currently in the thick of it, or wondering why your toddler is refusing to cooperate, this episode is full of honest, relatable parenting conversations to remind you that you’re probably doing better than you think.In this episode, we cover:Toddler potty training readiness signsWhen to start potty trainingWhether you can potty train too early or too lateHow toddlers react to poop and bodily functionsFollowing your child’s cues instead of the pressure of timelinesCommon potty training strugglesTrusting your parenting instinctsTaking the pressure out of potty trainingBecause at the end of the day, you know your kid best.🎧 Listen to Real Messy Moms for the honest, funny, and sometimes very gross reality of motherhood.

  2. Aug 13

    Real Messy Workplaces: Navigating Motherhood and Work-Life Balance

    Have you ever dreaded going to work? Felt unsupported after becoming a mom? Or questioned whether staying in a toxic workplace is worth sacrificing your mental health and family life?In this raw, honest, and relatable episode of **Real Messy Moms**, we're unpacking the realities of being a working mom in unhealthy work environments. From toxic bosses and workplace bullying to mom guilt, burnout, and the impossible expectation of "doing it all," we're sharing the conversations so many mothers are having behind closed doors.Whether you're returning from maternity leave, navigating office politics, considering a career change, or trying to balance work with raising young children, this episode is for every mom who's ever felt like she's carrying too much.**🎙️ In this episode, we discuss:*** The reality of toxic work environments and difficult workplace cultures* Returning to work after maternity leave* Working mom guilt and the pressure to be everything to everyone* Workplace bullying, poor leadership, and lack of support* Burnout, stress, and protecting your mental health* Setting boundaries between work and family life* Knowing when it's time to leave a job* Balancing career ambitions with motherhood* Why flexibility and supportive employers matter more than ever* Redefining success as a working parentMotherhood doesn't stop when the workday starts. And while we're expected to excel at work, show up fully for our families, and somehow still take care of ourselves, the truth is that something has to give. This episode is a reminder that you deserve a workplace that values you as both a professional and a parent—and that choosing your well-being isn't a weakness, it's a strength.If this conversation resonates with you, subscribe, leave a review, and share it with another working mom who needs the reminder that she's not alone.

  3. Jul 30

    Real Messy Funerals: Navigating Grief, Aging Parents, Family & Growing Older

    Have you ever caught yourself worrying about your parents getting older? Or wondered how becoming a parent changes the way you think about death, grief, and the future? In this honest, emotional, and unfiltered episode of Real Messy Moms, we're diving into one of the most difficult conversations adults—and especially parents—eventually face: watching our parents age while raising young children of our own. As moms, we're often caught in the middle generation—caring for our kids while beginning to care for the people who once cared for us. We talk about the overwhelming reality of mortality, anticipatory grief, difficult family conversations, end-of-life planning, and the emotional responsibility that comes with growing older. 🎙️ In this episode, we discuss: The emotional reality of watching your parents age How motherhood changes your perspective on death and mortality Anticipatory grief and why it can feel so overwhelming Having difficult conversations about wills, healthcare, and future planning Balancing the responsibilities of raising children while supporting aging parents Coping with the fear of losing loved ones Building family memories while you still can Why no one really prepares you for this stage of adulthood Whether you're a new mom, raising toddlers, navigating aging parents, or simply trying to make sense of life's biggest transitions, this episode is a reminder that these thoughts are more common than we realize—and that talking about them doesn't make them darker, it makes them lighter to carry. If this episode resonates with you, please subscribe, leave a review, and share it with another mom who may need to hear they're not alone.

  4. Jul 16

    Real Messy Moms Podcast | Moms Catch-All: Camping with Kids & The Little White Lies We All Tell

    What do camping trips with toddlers, parenting hacks, snack negotiations, bedtime battles, and those harmless little white lies we tell our kids all have in common? They're all part of the beautifully messy reality of motherhood. In this fun, unfiltered catch-all episode of Real Messy Moms, we're chatting about everything that's been happening in our lives lately—from surviving family camping adventures and traveling with kids to the everyday parenting moments that make us laugh, question ourselves, and realize we're definitely not the only ones. Expect honest conversations about: Camping and traveling with babies, toddlers, and young children The funniest (and most relatable) little white lies parents tell their kids Mom wins, parenting fails, and everything in between Real-life stories that remind you you're not parenting alone Whether you're folding laundry, on your morning commute, or hiding in the pantry for five minutes of peace, this episode feels like catching up with your mom friends over coffee. If you've ever searched for parenting tips, family travel advice, mom podcasts, or simply needed a laugh about the chaos of raising kids, this episode is for you. 🎙️ New episodes of Real Messy Moms are released every other Thursday. Subscribe, leave a review, and join thousands of moms embracing the beautiful mess of motherhood—because no one has it all figured out, and that's exactly the point.

  5. Jul 2

    Real Messy Childcare: Waitlists, Costs, Red Flags & Real Parent Experiences

    Finding daycare can feel like a full-time job—and that's before your child even starts attending.In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we're diving into the realities of finding childcare in today's world. From endless waitlists and rising costs to navigating daycare tours and trusting someone else with your child, we're discussing the emotional and practical challenges parents face when choosing care.We break down the pros and cons of daycare, questions to ask providers, common red flags, and the factors that helped us make decisions for our own families. Whether you're currently searching for childcare, preparing to return to work, or simply weighing your options, this conversation offers honest insights from moms living it in real time.🎙️ In this episode, we discuss:How to choose the right daycareDaycare pros and consChildcare waitlists and availabilityQuestions to ask during daycare toursReturning to work after maternity leaveTrusting others with your childQuality childcare considerationsThe realities of modern parentingIf you're feeling overwhelmed by the daycare search, you're definitely not alone.Subscribe, follow, and share this episode with another parent navigating the childcare journey.#RealMessyMoms #Daycare #Childcare #ParentingPodcast #MomPodcast #WorkingMom #MaternityLeave #DaycareSearch #ModernParenting #MomLife

  6. Jun 21

    Real Messy Dads: Fatherhood, Marriage & The Other Side of the Story

    The dads have entered the chat. After hearing the wives' side of the story, it's finally time for the husbands to grab the mic and share their perspective on marriage, fatherhood, parenting, and what life really looks like from the dad side of the equation. In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we're joined by our husbands for an honest, hilarious, and surprisingly insightful conversation about raising kids, navigating marriage after children, balancing work and family life, and the challenges dads face that often go unspoken. From parenting wins and failures to relationship dynamics and everyday family chaos, nothing is off-limits. Do dads see parenting differently? What do they think about the mental load, household responsibilities, and maintaining a strong marriage while raising young kids? We're asking the questions and getting the answers. 🎙️ In this episode, we discuss: Fatherhood and modern parentingMarriage after kids from a dad's perspectiveWork-life balance for fathersParenting challenges and lessons learnedRelationship dynamics after becoming parentsDad stereotypes and realitiesFamily life behind the scenesHonest conversations about fatherhoodWhether you're a parent, partner, or simply curious about how dads experience family life, this episode offers a candid look at the other side of the story. Subscribe, follow, and let us know whose perspective you relate to most—the moms or the dads? #RealMessyMoms #Fatherhood #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAfterKids #ModernParenting #ParentingTogether #FamilyLife #DadPerspective #MomPodcast

  7. Jun 18

    Real Messy Marriages: The Wives’ Side of the Story

    Before our husbands get a chance to share their side, we're taking the mic first.In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we dive into the wives' perspective on marriage, parenting, communication, division of household responsibilities, the mental load of motherhood, and what life really looks like behind the scenes after kids. We're sharing the honest conversations, frustrations, funny moments, and realities that many moms experience but don't always say out loud.Whether you're navigating marriage after children, balancing parenthood as a team, or simply curious about how other couples make it work, this episode offers a candid look at the challenges and joys of modern family life.Next up, our husbands will have their turn to respond—so consider this Part 1 of the conversation.🎙️ Topics discussed:Marriage after kidsMotherhood and partnershipThe mental loadCommunication in relationshipsParenting as a teamBalancing family lifeHonest mom conversationsRelationships and parentingSubscribe, leave a review, and follow along for Part 2 when the husbands share their perspective.#RealMessyMoms #MotherhoodPodcast #MarriageAfterKids #ParentingPodcast #MomLife #MentalLoad #ModernMarriage #ParentingTogether #RelationshipsAndParenting #MomPodcast

  8. Jun 4

    Real Messy Pregnancies: Symptoms, Surprises & What No One Warns You About

    Pregnancy isn’t always glowing skin and cute bump pics… sometimes it’s chaos, confusion, and Googling symptoms at 2AM 🤍 In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we’re diving into real messy pregnancies—the raw, unfiltered truth about what actually happens when you’re expecting. From first trimester struggles and intense pregnancy symptoms to emotional highs, hormone swings, and the moments no one warns you about, we’re sharing it all. We talk about: The reality of early pregnancy (and why no one prepares you) Unexpected symptoms and body changes The mental load and emotional rollercoaster What surprised us most about being pregnant The difference between social media vs. real life pregnancy Whether you’re currently pregnant, trying to conceive, or just want to feel less alone in the chaos of motherhood—this episode is for you. Because let’s be honest… pregnancy can be beautiful, but it can also be really messy.

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Real Messy Moms is a hilarious, unfiltered podcast by two moms who aren’t afraid to keep it real. From parenting fails and chaotic mornings, to relationships, mental load & everything in between, this comedy dives into the beautifully messy side of motherhood. Perfect for busy moms, new parents, and anyone who enjoys the kind of real-life moments you won’t find on Instagram. With relatable stories, sharp humor, and zero judgement, Real Messy Moms is the go-to podcast for moms who are tired of the highlight reel and are ready for some honest laughs.

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  • Creator
    Martini and Mallory
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Martini and Mallory
  • Show Website
    Real Messy Moms