Real Problem with Chester Missing

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South African politics and people from its smack talking puppet Chester Missing (and his sidekick, satirical ventriloquist Conrad Koch).

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    Witness F, Melania Trump, Israel, Zuma in Epstein files! This weeks news roasted

    This week’s South African news was completely unhinged — so Chester Missing explains it all. From Witness F refusing to appear at the Madlanga Commission, to Judge Madlanga shutting down the nonsense, the Israeli diplomat being kicked out of South Africa, King Dalindyebo’s international embarrassment, Melania Trump’s documentary drama, Thabo Bester’s prison chaos, the DA’s R100 million Cape Town wall, and Paul Mashatile’s son almost landing a massive Gauteng tender — this episode breaks down the madness with satire, facts, and zero patience for corruption. If you’re trying to understand South African politics, police corruption, diplomatic drama, and the DA vs ANC circus — without losing your sanity — this episode is for you.

    11 мин.

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    Police General melt down | Chester roasts General Senona at the Madlanga Commission

    The Madlanga Commission into police corruption didn’t just expose rot — it blew the doors off. This week, KZN Hawks boss General Senona appeared before the commission and delivered one of the most disastrous performances the commission has ever seen. From secret meetings with alleged crime boss Cat Matlala, to WhatsApp messages sharing sensitive police and presidential information, to a jaw-dropping “business deal” involving his own son — this testimony raised terrifying questions about how deep corruption runs inside the SAPS and the Hawks. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester breaks down exactly what happened, who said what, why it matters, and how a man meant to fight organised crime ended up looking like part of it. If you’re confused by the headlines — this episode explains everything.

    15 мин.

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    Witness E ends Senzo Mchunu (via Zoom) | Madlanga explained

    In this episode of REAL PROBLEM with Chester Missing, Chester breaks down the explosive testimony of Witness E at the Madlanga Commission into police corruption. Witness E appeared virtually and accused Senzo Mchunu of political interference, intimidation, and attempts to influence police investigations. The testimony has put the Minister of Police under intense scrutiny and raised serious questions about the disbandment of the Political Killings Task Team and the handling of the Sindiso Magaqa murder. With municipal elections approaching, this episode explains why Witness E’s evidence matters and what it could mean for policing and accountability in South Africa.

    13 мин.

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    YOU HAD AND AFFAIR?! 😂 Ad Hoc this week was insane, and I’ve explained it all

    South Africa’s ad hoc parliamentary committee into police corruption was meant to bring accountability — instead it exposed just how broken the system really is. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester unpacks the chaos of the hearings: explosive testimony from Robert McBride, shocking admissions by senior police officials, the Cat Matlala scandal, blue-light abuse, missing evidence, dodgy tenders, and MPs more offended by facial expressions than corruption. From Parliament arguing like Grade 5s to a senior cop not knowing what a SWOT team is, this committee revealed why crime is out of control and why trust in the police in on the verge of collapse. If you’re wondering what the hell is going on in South Africa — this is the explanation.

    17 мин.

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    Democratic Voetsek! The war in the DA explained

    The Democratic Alliance is fighting itself in public — and it’s getting ugly. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester breaks down the explosive fallout between John Steenhuisen and Dion George, after Steenhuisen asked President Cyril Ramaphosa to fire a DA cabinet minister without warning, explanation, or consultation. Why was Dion George removed? Who actually runs the DA — Steenhuisen or Helen Zille? Is the DA genuinely opposing the ANC, or quietly propping it up inside the GNU? We unpack: The DA’s internal power struggle (FedEx vs party leader) Why the DA got outplayed in GNU cabinet negotiations The credit-card scandal, donor trust, and internal secrecy Whether this saga proves the DA’s leadership culture is broken How this fight affects the DA’s upcoming elective conference and local elections If you’re confused by what’s happening inside the DA — don’t worry. Even the DA seems confused. Welcome to South African politics, where coalition government means Democratic Voetsek.

    16 мин.

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    Khumalo, Phahlane, Ad Hoc committee this week roasted & explained 🎤🔥

    This week’s Ad Hoc Committee exposed just how broken South Africa’s policing and oversight systems really are — so Chester Missing did what SAPS couldn’t: make sense of it. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester takes a sharp, satirical look at what police generals told Parliament about political interference, missing dockets, and the shutdown of the Political Killings Task Team — all while asking how a system this dysfunctional was ever meant to fight organised crime. It’s the serious stuff, explained with jokes, frustration, and the kind of clarity only a puppet can bring.

    14 мин.

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    Gwede Mantashe Should Resign | ANC January 8 Collapse Explained

    In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, we break down why Gwede Mantashe should resign — and what the ANC’s half-empty January 8 birthday celebration really tells us about the state of South African politics. From ANC corruption, service delivery failures, and General Mkhwanazi’s explosive revelations, to Gwede Mantashe’s shocking comments on unemployment and the deliberate confusion around BEE, this episode explains why the ANC leadership has completely lost touch with reality. We unpack how corruption hollowed out Broad-Based Black Economic Empowerment, why inequality in South Africa remains racialised, and how political elites protect each other while ordinary South Africans pay the price. This is not about being anti-transformation — it’s about calling out incompetence, arrogance, and leadership that actively makes things worse.

    12 мин.

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    Khumalo, Phahlane, Ad Hoc committee this week roasted & explained 🎤🔥

    This week’s Ad Hoc Committee exposed just how broken South Africa’s policing and oversight systems really are — so Chester Missing did what SAPS couldn’t: make sense of it. In this episode of Real Problem with Chester Missing, Chester takes a sharp, satirical look at what police generals told Parliament about political interference, missing dockets, and the shutdown of the Political Killings Task Team — all while asking how a system this dysfunctional was ever meant to fight organised crime. It’s the serious stuff, explained with jokes, frustration, and the kind of clarity only a puppet can bring.

    14 мин.
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South African politics and people from its smack talking puppet Chester Missing (and his sidekick, satirical ventriloquist Conrad Koch).

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