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Night Eagle

*NOT A JOKE, SO STOP ASKING!* News brief. Exposing the CONSPIRACIES and dark secrets that HIDE in plain sight, nestled within your nightly news! Time to read between the headlines!!

  1. 07/12/2019

    Latin Pastor Says Kids Love Their Cages! Suck it Dems!!!

    After a series of 18 laryngeal polyp surgeries (F U Obamacare!) I can stop spitting blood for long enough to spit some truth! So, the Dems say the detention centers are all bad and evil, but I've got a LATIN PASTOR who says differently.  In fact, he says they are overwhelmingly good...or at least that he was overwhelmingly surprised, which is basically the same thing.  RPT and I'm back like chiropracty!

    11 min
  2. Kavanaugh Cries at Hearing! Women are Liers! Fake News!

    09/28/2018

    Kavanaugh Cries at Hearing! Women are Liers! Fake News!

    The Kavanaugh hearing was mostly hearing Ford lie like all women! Made the poor guy cry with her false statement! Live stream of America burning! Season 2 Begins NOW!

    25 min

  3. 07/09/2018

    Guns Don't Kill: Refugees & Liberals Do!

    Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, or to a toddler's birthday party! Maniac crashes toddler's party and stabs 9 people (refugees), definitively proving gun control is ridiculous. Guns could have protected those children! Liberals to blame for child-stabbing massacre!!!

    16 min

  4. 06/29/2018

    Make America "Normal" Again!!! note: I'm not Being Creepy!

    The Night Eagle returns! Drugged into complacency by the liberal elite, we turn to the geniuses at Townhall to explain how Trump is great, libs R dumb, and why our Final Solution must be to make America "normal" again ;)

    28 min

  5. 06/06/2018

    BONUS: Post-Election Apathetic Liberal Ranting

    Hello Pillers! Post-election bonus content! I've been detained and dehumanized by the government, but I've managed to escape. I've had to enlist the help of a liberal douchebag to get my Truth back on the air, and in exchange I agreed to let him preach his s****y nihilistic gospel to my huge audience. Please bear with him, he is good at technology, so in the end this is a good thing for us.

    17 min

  6. 05/22/2018

    Robots & Ramadan: No One is Safe!

    FFS robots are growing human organs!!?? And getting periods!? Plus, Trump is tweeting about Ramadan!?? Is HE TOO a robot impostor??

    14 min

  7. 05/16/2018

    Freedom Flash: Nice Stuff Said About Trump!

    Introducing our Freedom Flash segment! Breaking news stories, you hear it here first! Today, we have people saying nice things about Trump. Stuff about Israel, mostly. But, like, just nice stuff in general. Freedom Flash!

    11 min

  8. 05/14/2018

    Every Cheerleader Makes the Team: Even Uggos and Fatties!!!!

    At 3:00pm on May 7th, my heart died. Millenials invaded the one thing heretofore sacred, the institution of cheerleading. Our children will be DYING because some untrained snowflake didn't want to work hard, made the team anyway, and is now dropping girls left and right!!! WHERE'S THE GODDAMN WILL SMITH MOVIE ABOUT THAT!!??

    15 min
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*NOT A JOKE, SO STOP ASKING!* News brief. Exposing the CONSPIRACIES and dark secrets that HIDE in plain sight, nestled within your nightly news! Time to read between the headlines!!

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  • Creator
    Night Eagle
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2019
  • Episodes
    36
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Night Eagle
  • Show Website
    Red Pill Transmission