Red String Theories

Isaac Hantman-Weill
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Every week, your hosts and lifelong best friends, Isaac Hantman-Weill and Matteo Velardo, take a look at five random news stories throughout the week and improvise a crazy conspiracy theory that ties them together.

  1. 31/10/2023

    Episode 31: Nightmareland (Floopsy Dooperstein’s Revenge) (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)

    In this special Halloween episode, Isaac and Matteo meet a familiar face in a strange and spooky dimension. While there, they tie together some illicit injections, a paddling pumpkin, a fake funeral home, and a spooky Winnie the Pooh switcheroo into a theory about shady businesses trying to close down their unscrupulous competition with sneaky tactics. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

  2. 27/10/2023

    Episode 30: RUSTY CHAINZ (Sexually Liberated Witch with an OnlyFans)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo finally solve the kidnapping of Ines Bulletín. While there, they tie together an Onlyfans Officer, a dead decoration, a magical major, and a real life mummy’s curse into a theory about modern witches fighting back against stereotypes. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

  3. 22/10/2023

    Episode 29: Gearing Up (F-Tier Seasonal Horror Movies)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo get ready for their covert mission with the help of an old guest.. While there, they tie together a GoFundMe gambler, a high-pitched purr, a penalized Popeyes Patron, and an asinine assassination attempt  into a theory about a strain of altered catnip that has been circulating around the world. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

  4. 13/10/2023

    Episode 28: Scottish Farm (Officer, This Chicken is Drunk and Belligerent)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate the address on the receipt they received in Berlin, which leads them to a Scottish farm house. While there, they tie together the reappearance of Tripod the bear, a clumsy counterfeiter, a chicken on the lam, and a penetrating theme park attraction into a theory about McDonalds using counterfeit money to source sub-par ingredients and conscripting felon chickens into service. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

  5. 07/10/2023

    Episode 27: American-Themed Restaurant (ChatGPT, Show Me Meg Griffin)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo take a break for a meal at the Boot and Scoot Capture Cows with Rope Red White and Blue US American Style Eating Establishment, an American-themed restaurant in Germany. While there, they tie together some railway wrestlers, a moving metropolitan area, a stowaway squirrel, and a synthetic sermon into a theory about a grand plan to normalize illegal immigration in south Texas. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

  6. 29/09/2023

    Episode 26: Art Gallery (The Right to Chop Your Finger Off)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo follow a trail of hoofprints to an art gallery, where Isaac teaches Matteo about art appreciation. While there, they tie together an outhouse spelunker, a library laceration, a senatorial SUV snatch, and a Mormon marital murderer into a theory about a drug transportation train with a deeper meaning about pattern recognition. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

  7. 22/09/2023

    Episode 25: German Sex Club (The Denizens of Funk and Underground House DJs)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate Der Grosse Schnitzel, a sex club in Berlin! While there, they tie together a cattle Cadillac, a reindeer wrangling, a homeowner hound, and a brewski-binging bear into a theory about animals’ quest for independence. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

  8. 16/09/2023

    Episode 24: Chateau Bulletín (Mr. Two Knives)

    In this episode, Isaac and Matteo visit the home of Pierre Bulletín, who offers them a job! While there, they tie together a Moscato monsoon, a wave runner, an office chair obstacle, and some chicken change into a theory about the second coming of a certain messiah. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

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Every week, your hosts and lifelong best friends, Isaac Hantman-Weill and Matteo Velardo, take a look at five random news stories throughout the week and improvise a crazy conspiracy theory that ties them together.

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  • Création
    Isaac Hantman-Weill
  • Années d’activité
    2023
  • Épisodes
    31
  • Classification
    Contenu explicite
  • Copyright
    © Isaac Hantman-Weill
  • Site web de l’émission
    Red String Theories