Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

  1. 1D AGO

    Minging Matcha, Marrying Murderers & Why We Should Run The Country...

    https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health New week, new episode, and somehow the blondes are back once again - still surviving on caffeine, chaos, and the belief that every thought deserves a microphone 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with an absolutely brutal review of Tim Hortons matcha (honkin’ is putting it lightly), before we somehow spiral into non-surgical facelifts, booby sucking, and the lengths people (Lorri) will go to in the pursuit of beauty. From there, we proudly confess our love for fake designer gear - because in this economy? Please be serious. Naturally, things take a darker turn as we discuss the Should I Marry a Murderer? documentary, before immediately pivoting into the Met Gala — the outfits, the chaos, and that Stevie Nicks and Sabrina Carpenter duet that genuinely altered our brain chemistry. We also address the shocking revelation that Lorri apparently has a Jesus tattoo… except she absolutely doesn’t, but not before rumours begin spreading anyway. Somewhere in between the nonsense, we discuss whether we should start our own political party, what we’d actually do if we ran the country, and why we personally believe ripping the arse out of a joke is one of life’s greatest pleasures. We also debrief Jade’s candlelight concert experience, ask the very important question of who the f**k is Graham?, and dive into cloud seeding - real science or conspiracy theory? The jury’s still out. And because we’re nothing if not emotionally self-aware, we unpack our attachment styles before reading your descriptions of your ex as if he were a bit of makeup… which was somehow both hilarious and deeply revealing. Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable behaviour, and advice that may or may not make things significantly worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more politically ambitious this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    57 min

  2. MAY 7

    Red Flags, Questionable Kinks & Our Skincare Faves!

    It’s a new week, a new episode, and the blondes are back - although this time it’s a bit touch and go. Lorri is quite literally hanging on for dear life, fighting for survival, while Jade is doing everything in her power to keep the energy levels somewhere above rock bottom 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a trip down memory lane as we unpack Xscape and its many eras - the many names, the memories, and the absolute chaos that came with it. From there, we get into the new Michael Jackson movie and everything surrounding it, before somehow ending up asking the very serious question… feeding? As a kink? We’re confused, we’re intrigued, and we have thoughts. Naturally, things spiral as we discuss hurricane shots (we will be trying to find jobs serving them), and the fact that Lorri has been banned from TikTok Live… again. At this point, it’s basically a personality trait. Somewhere in between, we get into keeping mementos of your ex -normal behaviour or slightly concerning? - and share our skincare must-haves because, for a brief moment, we are actually helpful. We also chat about the new Celebrity Traitors currently being filmed (yes, we’re already invested), and debrief our night out at Somewhere by Nico - the vibes, the experience, and everything in between. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things worse… Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep chats, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unpredictable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    54 min

  3. MAY 1

    Blockbuster Video, I'm a Celeb Drama & The Fury's

    New episode, new level of chaos, and somehow the blondes are back — still running on caffeine, bad decisions, and a confidence that really should come with a disclaimer 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a full debrief from the fight — yes, we’re addressing it, no, we didn’t handle it well, and yes… we have thoughts. From there, we take a nostalgic turn back to the glory days of Topshop and Blockbuster Video — simpler times, better outfits, and absolutely no responsibilities. Naturally, we get into the I’m A Celeb final drama, the Furys, and somehow end up discussing Power Slap… because nothing says normal conversation like competitive slapping. We also chat about the BPerfect event, brand trips, and the chaos that comes with them — the vibes, the politics, and the things no one really says out loud. Somewhere in between, we cover sneezing (??), icks that genuinely ruin lives, and the moment Lucas escaped from the garden… because clearly we can’t have one calm week. And of course, we wrap things up with your listener dilemmas — including a slightly concerning stalker situation, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few unexpected throwbacks, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unstable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1h 11m

  4. APR 23

    Catcalling, Coachella & Completely Losing Faith In Men

    New week, new episode, and against all odds the blondes are back - still powered by caffeine, chaos, and a level of confidence that really needs to be looked into 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect… in complete chaos, as we attempt to process the concept of an online rape academy (yes, unfortunately that is a real sentence) and question what is actually wrong with people. From there, we get into catcalling - is there ever a world where it’s acceptable? (Spoiler: we have thoughts), before somehow ending up questioning whether we’ve been banned from ChatGPT… which feels both dramatic and slightly deserved. Naturally, things take a turn as we discuss the uncanny transformation of Ellen DeGeneres into Louis Theroux - because once you see it, you can’t unsee it. We also get into Coachella weekend 2, the Alix E vs Alex C drama, and Kira Cousins’ statement - because no week is complete without a bit of internet chaos to unpack. Somewhere in between, we touch on composite bonding, road rage, and the absolute horrors of dating - the disasters, the red flags, and the moments that should’ve ended things immediately. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few unexpectedly serious moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more concerning this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1h 14m

  5. APR 16

    Coachella, Fake Pregnancies & LOTS of dilemmas!

    VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotland Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies - the lies, the chaos, and the very real question of why this is even a thing. From there, we chat all things Coachella - the outfits, the vibes, and the absolute madness that comes with it - before naturally spiralling into breeding kinks… because apparently that’s where the conversation was always heading. We also get into Kanye West and Wireless Festival (yes, we have thoughts), and take a deep dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s music videos and the theory that they’re all somehow linked -conspiracy or coincidence? We investigate. Somewhere in between the chaos, we ask the important question: what actually *is* Elmlea? Because no one seems to know, and we’re not convinced the answers are real. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas — messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things infinitely worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few moments of accidental insight, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos, just slightly more concerning this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: [https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋

    1h 1m

  6. APR 10

    Period Anxiety, Age Gap Couples & Pill Horror Stories!

    Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that really needs to be evaluated 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off in full chaos mode as we unpack Jade’s period anxiety - because nothing says a peaceful week like spiralling over your own body - closely followed by Lorri’s absolutely horrific start to the day (thoughts and prayers). From there, we get into Nicky Modlin, Last One Laughing, and somehow end up discussing AI fruits… because at this point, why wouldn’t we? Naturally, things take a turn as we dive into age gap couples and bring you another Cougar Gate update - because the saga is far from over and we have a lot to say. Somewhere in between the nonsense, we also get into a birth control horror story - the realities, the risks, and the kind of experience that genuinely humbles you. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable behaviour, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep chats, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve definitely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unstable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1h 10m

  7. APR 2

    Deadbeat Dads, Female Contraception & Core Memories

    Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again - still over-caffeinated, underprepared, and speaking with a level of confidence that really should be studied 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode is, once again, completely unhinged as we dive headfirst into topics that probably should’ve stayed private, starting with a very *in-depth* discussion on shaving your arsehole (yes, really… and no, it doesn’t get more sophisticated from here). We also get into the Chappell Roan drama - because of course we have opinions - before moving swiftly on to deadbeat dads and the absolute epidemic of weaponised incompetence (you already know this one hit a nerve). Somewhere in between the chaos, we have a rare moment of reflection talking about core memories - the ones that shaped us, humbled us, and explain far too much about our current personalities. We also get into female contraception (ugh) the realities, the frustrations, and why it somehow always feels like OUR responsibility to deal with. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas and updates - messy situations, questionable decisions, and outcomes that may or may not have made things worse... Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared 😅 Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unhinged this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: [https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋

    1h 7m

  8. MAR 27

    The Manosphere, Thong Bikinis & We Got Our Song Back!!

    It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people with microphones 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode is a full-blown spiral as we get into everything — from the madness of the manosphere documentary to a deep dive into our night at Glasgow’s Corset Club (the best night out in Glasgow?). Naturally, we couldn’t talk about our night out and not address Polo Lounge and let’s just say… we have thoughts 👀 Somewhere in between the chaos, we get into a proper chat about women supporting women (or lack thereof…), and unpack the controversy around Jess and Carol Wright’s podcast - because no topic is off limits when we’re in this mood. Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - questionable situations, unsolicited advice, and the kind of life chats that feel helpful in the moment but may not hold up under professional scrutiny. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much. Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unhinged this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on Tiktok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    59 min
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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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  • Creator
    Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    62
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Show Website
    Relatively Blonde

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