Roasted Snow Horror Show

ryanprostad

Welcome to the Ultimate Horror Showdown – Your New Weekly Movie Battle Podcast! Every week, we blind-rank the latest horror releases—no spoilers at first, full breakdowns after. We don’t just review our rankings, pitting each new film against the previous week’s champ in a head-to-head battle for the top spot. Along the way, we dive deep into chilling backstories, unearth behind-the-scenes facts, debate iconic horror lists, and explore everything and anything from the twisted world of horror. Think you know how it’ll rank? Think again. The horror showdown starts now.

  1. 2d ago

    Leviticus (AUDIO VERSION)

    🔥 ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW – "Leviticus" Episode Description (Podbean) This week we're diving headfirst into 2026's Leviticus—the horror movie that proves the scariest thing in the world isn't a demon... it's unresolved trauma with a subscription to jump scares. (AP News) We'll break down the nightmare fuel, the shapeshifting terror, the kills, the emotional gut punches, and whether this instantly earned a spot among the year's best horror movies—or if it should've been left wandering the Australian wilderness looking for better life choices. (AP News) Expect our usual blend of absolute chaos: 🔥 Ridiculous theories that make zero sense. ☃️ Questionable biblical knowledge from two idiots who definitely shouldn't be teaching Sunday school. 💀 A completely unnecessary ranking of who would survive exactly six seconds against the creature. 🎬 Way too many jokes for a movie that had us nervously checking over our shoulders. If you've seen Leviticus, join us as we laugh through the trauma, appreciate the genuinely creepy atmosphere, and inevitably derail the conversation into something so stupid it would make the demon file a restraining order. Hit play... because therapy is expensive, but podcasts are free. 🎙️🔥☃️

    1h 11m

  2. 2d ago ·  Video

    Leviticus

    This week we're diving headfirst into 2026's Leviticus—the horror movie that proves the scariest thing in the world isn't a demon... it's unresolved trauma with a subscription to jump scares. We'll break down the nightmare fuel, the shapeshifting terror, the kills, the emotional gut punches, and whether this instantly earned a spot among the year's best horror movies—or if it should've been left wandering the Australian wilderness looking for better life choices. Expect our usual blend of absolute chaos: 🔥 Ridiculous theories that make zero sense. ☃️ Questionable biblical knowledge from two idiots who definitely shouldn't be teaching Sunday school. 💀 A completely unnecessary ranking of who would survive exactly six seconds against the creature. 🎬 Way too many jokes for a movie that had us nervously checking over our shoulders. If you've seen Leviticus, join us as we laugh through the trauma, appreciate the genuinely creepy atmosphere, and inevitably derail the conversation into something so stupid it would make the demon file a restraining order. Hit play... because therapy is expensive, but podcasts are free. 🎙️🔥☃️

    1h 11m

  3. Jun 21

    Father's Day F**k Around (AUDIO VERSION)

    🎙️ Roasted Snow Horror Show – Father's Day F**k Around 🎙️ Happy Father's Day... or as horror movie dads call it, "another day of making absolutely terrible decisions." This week, we're celebrating fatherhood the only way we know how: by forcing horror's most iconic dads into a winner-take-all gauntlet of questionable parenting, survival instincts, and pure cinematic chaos. Who survives longer: the dad who ignores every warning sign, the dad possessed by evil forces, the dad who thinks moving his family into a haunted murder house is a "fresh start," or the dad whose entire parenting strategy is yelling "EVERYTHING IS FINE" while demons tear through the drywall? We'll debate: 👔 Which horror dad is actually the worst parent. 🪓 Which dad would survive a horror movie longest. 🍺 Which dad we'd trust to watch our kids the least. 🔥 Which father earns the coveted title of Ultimate Horror Dad Champion. Expect wild arguments, terrible dad jokes, unnecessary yelling, and enough questionable parenting decisions to keep Child Protective Services busy until next Father's Day. So grab a cold one, fire up the grill, and join us for The Father's Day F**k Around, where horror's dads step into the gauntlet... and most of them immediately prove why they should've never been left in charge. The Roasted Snow Horror Show — Where Fear and Dread Go Head-to-Head! 💀☃️ Warning: May contain spoilers, bad parenting, and at least one dad who absolutely should've listened to his wife.

    1h 26m

  4. Jun 21 ·  Video

    Fathers Day F**k Around

    🎙️ Roasted Snow Horror Show – Father's Day F**k Around 🎙️ Happy Father's Day... or as horror movie dads call it, "another day of making absolutely terrible decisions." This week, we're celebrating fatherhood the only way we know how: by forcing horror's most iconic dads into a winner-take-all gauntlet of questionable parenting, survival instincts, and pure cinematic chaos. Who survives longer: the dad who ignores every warning sign, the dad possessed by evil forces, the dad who thinks moving his family into a haunted murder house is a "fresh start," or the dad whose entire parenting strategy is yelling "EVERYTHING IS FINE" while demons tear through the drywall? We'll debate: 👔 Which horror dad is actually the worst parent. 🪓 Which dad would survive a horror movie longest. 🍺 Which dad we'd trust to watch our kids the least. 🔥 Which father earns the coveted title of Ultimate Horror Dad Champion. Expect wild arguments, terrible dad jokes, unnecessary yelling, and enough questionable parenting decisions to keep Child Protective Services busy until next Father's Day. So grab a cold one, fire up the grill, and join us for The Father's Day F**k Around, where horror's dads step into the gauntlet... and most of them immediately prove why they should've never been left in charge. The Roasted Snow Horror Show — Where Fear and Dread Go Head-to-Head! 💀☃️ Warning: May contain spoilers, bad parenting, and at least one dad who absolutely should've listened to his wife.

    1h 26m

  5. Jun 6 ·  Video

    Scary Movie 6 - Are We Back???

    🎙️ ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW – SCARY MOVIE 6 LIVE REACTION SPECIAL 🎙️ The gloves are off. The brain cells are optional. This week, Thriller and Chiller are stumbling directly into the cinematic crime scene known as Scary Movie 6 and immediately jumping on the microphones afterward for a completely unfiltered, sleep-deprived, possibly legally questionable live reaction show. Will Scary Movie 6 revive the legendary parody franchise? Will it make us laugh? Will it make us question reality? Will a random character get hit by a shovel for absolutely no reason? We're not sure—but we're willing to risk permanent psychological damage to find out. Join us as we break down the jokes, roast the worst moments, celebrate the dumbest moments, and attempt to determine whether this movie is a glorious return to form or something that escaped from a Hollywood laboratory during a thunderstorm. Expect: 🔥 Immediate reactions with no time to think ☃️ Wild theories that make no sense 🔥 Arguments over jokes nobody else remembers ☃️ Questionable impressions 🔥 Complete chaos ☃️ At least one moment where we ask, "Who approved this?" Whether Scary Movie 6 is a comedy masterpiece or a cinematic fever dream fueled by expired energy drinks and bad decisions, we'll be there to witness the madness live. Join the Roasted Snow Horror Show immediately after the movie as we ask the most important question of all: Was this movie scary, funny, or just aggressively existing? 🎙️ Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams!

    1h 13m

  6. Jun 3 ·  Video

    Backrooms

    🚪 The Roasted Snow Horror Show – The Backrooms Review 🚪 What happens when you accidentally noclip out of reality and into an endless maze of buzzing fluorescent lights, stained yellow walls, and pure nightmare fuel? Apparently, you start a podcast episode about it. This week, the Roasted Snow Horror Show ventures into The Backrooms, a place where logic takes a vacation, your GPS files for divorce, and every hallway looks like it was designed by an office manager possessed by a demon. Join us as we discuss the scares, the creatures lurking in the shadows, the unsettling atmosphere, and whether The Backrooms successfully turns one of the internet's creepiest urban legends into a feature-length nightmare... or if it should've stayed lost in the maze. Plus, expect plenty of terrible navigation advice, questionable survival strategies, and a heated debate over whether a flaming skeleton in a suit or a snowman would make it out first. (Spoiler: neither of them can find the exit.) Turn off the lights, watch your corners, and whatever you do... don't trust the buzzing. Where fear and dread go head-to-head! 🎙️ The Roasted Snow Horror Show 👻 Horror reviews, rankings, debates, and ridiculousness 🚪 No-clipping into chaos one episode at a time.

    1h 8m

  7. Jun 3

    The Backrooms (AUDIO VERSION)

    🚪 The Roasted Snow Horror Show – The Backrooms Review 🚪 What happens when you accidentally noclip out of reality and into an endless maze of buzzing fluorescent lights, stained yellow walls, and pure nightmare fuel? Apparently, you start a podcast episode about it. This week, the Roasted Snow Horror Show ventures into The Backrooms, a place where logic takes a vacation, your GPS files for divorce, and every hallway looks like it was designed by an office manager possessed by a demon. Join us as we discuss the scares, the creatures lurking in the shadows, the unsettling atmosphere, and whether The Backrooms successfully turns one of the internet's creepiest urban legends into a feature-length nightmare... or if it should've stayed lost in the maze. Plus, expect plenty of terrible navigation advice, questionable survival strategies, and a heated debate over whether a flaming skeleton in a suit or a snowman would make it out first. (Spoiler: neither of them can find the exit.) Turn off the lights, watch your corners, and whatever you do... don't trust the buzzing. Where fear and dread go head-to-head! 🎙️ The Roasted Snow Horror Show 👻 Horror reviews, rankings, debates, and ridiculousness 🚪 No-clipping into chaos one episode at a time.

    1h 8m

  8. May 29

    Passenger (AUDIO VERSION)

    🚂💀 Passenger (2026) Review – Roasted Snow Horror Show ❄️🔥 All aboard the Trauma Train, folks, because this week we're reviewing Passenger (2026) and things get weird faster than a guy eating gas station sushi on a cross-country trip. Join your favorite flaming skeleton in a suit and his frostbitten snowman co-host as they hop aboard a cinematic ride filled with tension, terror, questionable life choices, and enough emotional baggage to require its own checked luggage fee. Is Passenger a first-class horror experience, or should it have been left standing on the platform? We'll break down what worked, what didn't, the biggest scares, the wildest moments, and whether this movie deserves a return ticket or should be thrown directly under the horror hype train. 🚨 No spoilers at first! We'll give our spoiler-free thoughts before opening the emergency exit and diving headfirst into the full breakdown. Plus: 🎟️ Favorite scenes 🚂 Biggest surprises 💀 Moments that made us laugh when we probably shouldn't have ❄️ The official Roasted Snow Horror Show verdict So grab your ticket, keep your hands and feet inside the existential dread at all times, and join us for another chaotic episode of the Roasted Snow Horror Show... where fear and dread go head to head! 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts!

    1h 4m
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Welcome to the Ultimate Horror Showdown – Your New Weekly Movie Battle Podcast! Every week, we blind-rank the latest horror releases—no spoilers at first, full breakdowns after. We don’t just review our rankings, pitting each new film against the previous week’s champ in a head-to-head battle for the top spot. Along the way, we dive deep into chilling backstories, unearth behind-the-scenes facts, debate iconic horror lists, and explore everything and anything from the twisted world of horror. Think you know how it’ll rank? Think again. The horror showdown starts now.

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  • Creator
    ryanprostad
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    99
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2025 All rights reserved.
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    Roasted Snow Horror Show