Roasty Toasty Ghosty

Lauren & Mattias

Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.

  1. 1d ago

    #192: Fish Pie

    Send us Fan Mail We start with summer travel highs and lows, from a train trip to Astrid Lindgren’s World to the not so fun reality of bodies that hate long days in transit. Then we review The Week Of and The Money Pit before we spiral into AI astrology readings that accidentally turn into a real talk on communication, boundaries, and how we handle conflict. • Train trip recap with playground priorities, candy, ice cream, and tired bodies  • Why travel feels exhausting, headaches, nausea, and the sitting still problem  • The Week Of review, chaos comedy pacing, uneven jokes, and standout scenes  • Cast callouts, awkward breakfast assumptions, and what made us laugh  • The Money Pit review, renovation stress as comedy, and relationship sabotage vibes  • AI astrology readings for Gemini and Pisces, big three basics, and what felt accurate  • Compatibility talk, head versus heart, logic versus feelings, and setting boundaries  • What’s ruining our lives right now, vacation drift and bodies being uncomfortable  please uh follow us so that you can catch the next episode Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  2. Jul 21

    #191: Leave The Fruits Alone!

    Send us Fan Mail We come back together for a chaotic catch-up that turns into two movie reviews, a travel diary, and a lot of side quests about fruit, airports, and being tired. We talk through why The Burbs works as a horror comedy, why The Cobbler surprised us, and what it feels like when real life gets just as absurd as the movies.  • debating 1990 movies and going off on airport behavior  • reviewing The Burbs and why suburban snooping is both funny and annoying  • calling out the wild neighbor moments, especially the fridge raid  • talking casting and characters, including Carrie Fisher and Corey Feldman  • breaking down The Cobbler premise and the “become the shoe owner” twist  • explaining why The Cobbler feels different from a typical Adam Sandler comedy  • sharing Lauren’s trip from Sweden to the United States and fixing up a family house  • telling the plane overhead-bin argument and the rental car saga  • describing the fire pit build, tool confusion, and chainsaw chaos  • playing Mad Libs and ending with what’s currently ruining our lives  Make sure you are following us so that you don't miss it.  Send us a text. Say something. I don't know. Is anyone out there?  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  3. Jul 14

    #190

    Send us Fan Mail We jump from chaotic life updates into movie night mode, rewatching Big and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan with equal parts nostalgia and side-eye. We laugh at the absurd bits, call out what feels creepy or dated, and end by asking you to tell us what to do next.  • Work jokes about never stopping until you hit the wall  • Travel timing, being tired, and whether Tuesday is realistic  • Big as a Tom Hanks rewatch with wish fulfillment and toy-company fantasy  • The romance angle in Big and why it reads creepy now  • Surprise cast sightings and why cameos change a watch list  • You Don’t Mess With The Zohan as dumb fun with a shelf life  • What 2000s comedy could never be made today  you people should uh like and sus subscribe and whatever people say and um comment. Give us a comment and say what we should do for next week's episode. Give us a challenge. If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  4. Jul 7

    #189

    Send us Fan Mail We record a quick video call catch-up after a hot, sleepless night and compare two very different “siblings” movies. We review Stallone’s Paradise Alley and Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill, then argue about what makes a character funny versus just plain annoying.  • video call recording and a quick apology for the sound  • what we watched and the mismatched viewing order  • Paradise Alley set in the 1940s and the brothers’ money scheme  • the youngest brother pushed into wrestling and taken advantage of  • discomfort with the monkey scenes and why it lingers  • Stallone’s first directed movie and a Rocky connection  • Jack and Jill’s twin premise and why Jill grates on purpose  • Al Pacino falling for Jill and the Dunkin’ Donuts commercial  • cameos and side jokes that still make us laugh  • the shared bridge between the movies as “annoying siblings”  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzz Route, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  5. Jun 30

    #188: Eating The Kitchen

    Send us Fan Mail We’re juggling last-minute travel chaos while I get ready to fly from Sweden to the United States to renovate my mom’s kitchen, and we somehow turn it into ghost-dream talk and a whole lot of teasing. Then we settle into movie night reviews before we end on rapid-fire Mad Lib stories that get weirder every minute.  • procrastinating a big trip and convincing ourselves we’ll do everything tomorrow  • renovating a family kitchen and the feelings that come with going back  • dreams about my mom showing up and how we make sense of that  • a calm Swedish Midsummer recap with cabin time and alcohol-free drinks  • movie reviews of The Lords of Flatbush and Click plus trivia and hot takes  • debating what we’d do with a life remote that can pause or fast-forward time  • playing Mad Libs and reading the most unhinged scripts out loud  • what’s ruining my life right now and why Matthias being gone feels weird  Thank you for listening to this episode.  Follow and subscribe and stuff so that you don't miss next episode coming out on Tuesday.  Uh send us a text. Write us a poem.  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on BuzzSprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  6. Jun 23

    #187: Raiders of the Lost Skarsgard

    Send us Fan Mail We trade a chaotic catch-up for a full night of stories, movie opinions, and trivia that somehow teaches us real music facts. A birthday cruise, a new tattoo, and an unserious game night turn into a surprisingly cozy hang.  • birthday cruise recap, dancing nerves, and a massage nap  • spa hot tub and sauna awkwardness, plus the sensory shower hallway  • new butterfly tattoo for mom, wound squeamishness, and daily walks  • Bulletproof review with Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans  • Escape Plan 2 and Escape Plan 3 reactions and sequel expectations  • “how well do you know me” game confusion and rule changes  • Name That Tune trivia on pop music, classic rock, and movie themes  Make sure you follow us so that you don't miss our next episode coming out on Tuesday, as always. Send us a text. Let us know what's your favorite song.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  7. Jun 16

    #186: Hair Doctor

    Send us Fan Mail Lauren’s birthday turns into a loud, cake-fueled hangout where we bounce from real life fatigue to movie night opinions without pretending we have it all together. We review Demolition Man and The Ridiculous Six, then land on honest talk about routines, motivation, and choosing a big new goal anyway.  • birthday banter and why the day “counts” early  • a week of low energy, pollen exposure, and feeling run down  • cake, boat trip planning, and packing that turns into closet chaos  • productination as procrastination that still gets something done  • Demolition Man recap, future satire, and why it still works  • Taco Bell vs Pizza Hut trivia and quick cameo spotting  • The Ridiculous Six rundown, cast roll call, and what feels too mean  • ten facts about Lauren, plus the best-friend reveal  • getting accepted to a film program and committing to film school  • motivation dips, weight loss reality, and the Monday reset mindset  Make sure you follow us and stuff so that you don't miss next episode that comes out on Tuesday. Send us a text. Say happy birthday to me. If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  8. Jun 9

    #184: Sorry For Living

    Send us Fan Mail We catch up on the week that somehow includes a crashed work party, a kid’s class trip, and a last-minute exam scramble. Then we pivot into movie night with Cliffhanger and Anger Management before turning the whole thing into a “how to” guide for social chaos and workplace self-sabotage.  • crashing a work party without being a menace  • winning a last-minute party competition and debating fairness  • Mother’s Day treats, hair fixes, and small-life resets  • class trip biking, beach time, and why we talk to kids over adults  • missing an exam slot, killing time for hours, and surviving the stress  • a final spoken test, leadership questions, and the art of listening  • Cliffhanger recap, plot questions, and why it still works  • Anger Management recap, secondhand frustration, and the parts we like  • a crash course on party etiquette plus the worst ways to do it  • speedrunning getting fired, corporate jargon, and fake job titles  Follow us and get notifications so that you don't miss next the next episode.  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty ToastyGhosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.