Roasty Toasty Ghosty

Lauren & Mattias

Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.

  1. 4D AGO

    #171: Unfortune Cookie

    Send a text We bounce between spring walks, stubborn allergies, and a grab bag of movie takes before diving into four unhinged rounds of Mad Libs. The thread is simple: keep moving, keep laughing, and make space for small complaints that make us feel human. • allergy fog vs getting things done • food habits and snack regret • workouts, water aerobics, and leading spin with 60s–80s music • awkward restaurant moment and the “unfortunate” fortune cookie • movie night takes on Copland and Little Nicky • four rounds of Mad Libs mayhem • what’s ruining your life check-in • weekend plans and gentle accountability Make sure you follow and subscribe so that you don’t miss next week’s episode that will come out on Tuesday If you feel like we could do better, maybe you can come up with something for us to talk about. What do you want to learn? Let us know what’s ruining your life We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty ToastyGhosty Pod, and Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast Consider supporting us on BuzzSprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    46 min
  2. MAR 3

    #170: Birds Were Dripping

    Send a text In which Lauren & Mattias tell the history lesson of how St.Patricks day started. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hiding in the bathroom and blisters. Content: OpeningWeekly check inMovie on! BlendedD-ToxIntermissionBunny surgey recoveryHistory Lesson: St.Patricks DayWrap upWhat's ruining our lives Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    56 min
  3. FEB 24

    #169: Toast Their Necks

    Send a text In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Mattias birthday and learn the proper way to celebrate birthdays. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as last minute gas and soaked bathrobes.  Content: OpeningWeekly check inSemlasMattias birthday!10 facts about MattiasMovie on! 50 First DatesOscarIntermissionBirthday celebrationsappropriate ways to celebrate birthdaysWhat if you don't like the person?What's the best way to ruin someone's day?Top Ten best presents and worst birthday presents to giveWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1h 7m
  4. FEB 17

    #168: Person Slapper

    Send a text In which Lauren & Mattias figure out how Mattias could take advantage and make a living off of his secret talent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as water balloon tears and forgetting names. Content: OpeningPancakes Weekly check inMovie on! The Wedding  SingerAvenging AngeloIntermissionTaking advantage of a secret talentCareer suggestions for a film nerdNarrowed to Sweden and with zero film background aside from viewing 6 month plan for Mattias Wrap upWhat's ruining our lives Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    49 min
  5. FEB 10

    #167: Don't Execute Your Children

    Send a text In which Lauren & Mattias teach how to raise children with ADHD and/or autism. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as the majority of us wanting to leave and choosing what food to wear. Content: OpeningPartyWeekly check inRobot vacuumsMovie on! The WaterboyGet CarterIntermissionHow to raise children with ADHD and/or autismHow to survive school morningsDifference between kids being kids & kids on the spectrumWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1h 8m
  6. FEB 3

    #166: Why I'm Not A Doctor

    Send a text In which Lauren & Mattias learn how to deliver and receive bad news. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as being a fulltime bank robber and having tooth colds. Content: OpeningBeing sick & story tellingWeekly check inMovie on! The Longest YardVictoryGermans roles in moviesIntermissionHow to give potentially bad newsBad ways to deliver bad newsRandom ggod news among the badHow to respond to bad newsHow NOT to respond to bad newsWrap upWhat's ruining our lives What we learned todaySupport the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1h 40m
  7. JAN 27

    #165: Follow The Blood Trail

    Send a text In which Lauren & Mattias play a new game based on actors and films. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as looking us up and magical hidden forbidden kingdom. Content: OpeningWeekly check inMovie on! F.I.S.TJudgment NightIntermissionCinephile:FimographyWrap upWhat's ruining our lives Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1h 1m
  8. JAN 20

    #164: Listeners Are Gonna Listen

    Send a text In which Lauren & Mattias recall their great adventure to the USA. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as stuffed bullet wounds and touching the ocean secondhand.  Content: OpeningLeftovers Weekly check inMovie on! Young Guns 2Bullet To The HeadIntermissionGreat trip the the USAWrap upWhat's ruining our lives Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1h 34m

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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.