Roasty Toasty Ghosty

Lauren & Mattias
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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.

  1. 3d ago

    #198: Marriage Is A Poisoned Gift

    Send us Fan Mail We tell the full story of a chaotic Paris trip that ends with a rooftop proposal under the Eiffel Tower sparkle and a very determined hunt for a baguette. Then we switch gears into movie night reviews, Swedish words that fool English speakers, and a rapid-fire set of focus and memory tips that hit a little too close to home.  • debating classic movies we still have not seen  • Paris recap from slow baggage to long walks and rainy festival chaos  • proposing on the hotel roof during the Eiffel Tower sparkle  • getting to the wrong airport and paying for an overweight bag  • what surprised us about Paris culture, smoking, and sidewalks  • movie night review of Here, the single-room timeline concept, and confusing jumps  • movie night review of Pixels, nostalgia, and why it is such an easy rewatch  • Swedish words that look like English but mean something else, including “gift” and “fart”  • quick focus tips like timers, fewer tabs, and quieter work setups  • everyday memory habits like sleep, reminders, repeating details, and stress breaks  Follow us on YouTube.  Subscribe to our YouTube roasty toasty ghosty podcast or something.  Be there. September 26th.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  2. Aug 31

    #197: May Be A Baby

    Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic banter into honest movie-night talk, comparing the loose hangout energy of Grown Ups 2 with the surprisingly tender robot-and-dog story in Finch. Then we turn the whole back half into Mad Libs madness, plug the next live stream, and close by sharing where to keep up with us as the show winds down. • joking about old bottles, filler words, and turning “yeah” into a drinking game • catching up on the week and a quick Paris trip tease • spiraling into celebrity rumors and the “self-deprecating” word confusion • reviewing Grown Ups 2, the cameos, and why it feels plot-light • reviewing Finch, robot learning arcs, and the dread of who might die • nerding out about DVD bonus features and behind-the-scenes footage • planning the next live Mad Libs and the weird episode numbering gap • playing multiple Mad Libs stories across different books and themes • pulling “what’s ruining your life” cards and ending on a sharp joke So subscribe to us at least on YouTube and listen to our episodes there. Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  3. Aug 25

    #196: SAD!!!

    Send us Fan Mail We catch up on concerts, school, work, and movie nights that didn’t go to plan, then we review Grown Ups with pure chaotic love and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood with a lot of feelings about Fred Rogers. We also turn one listener’s “Sad” text into a real talk about sadness, closure, and how we keep moving when something ends.  • concert recap at a mountain venue with a lake and fountain  • thoughts on the opening act and the mood of “all sad songs”  • life updates on starting school, night shifts, and a zoo day  • Grown Ups plot breakdown, favorite jokes, and why it works  • A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood review and wanting more Mr Rogers  • coping with sadness by naming it, not isolating, and doing basic body care  • closure tips for long-term projects and letting the investment matter  • finding possibility for the future with small steps and things to look forward to  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  4. Aug 18

    #195: Quiet, Awkward, Loud and Unfriendly

    Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic movie night talk to real-life stress, then get unexpectedly practical about how to survive the first days at a new school when your brain keeps yelling that you have no map. We also share a big update about the podcast’s timeline, plus the small daily annoyances that somehow feel huge when you’re tired and hungry.  • cold open chaos about leaving mid-recording and scrambling for a title  • nostalgic talk about 1995 movies and why some franchises get too emotional  • Jackie Chan movie night recap and how teen villain plots keep repeating  • travel and ticket stress stories including getting left by a train  • getting sucked back into The Sims and laughing at in-game disasters  • birthday plans, trampoline park energy, and fast food disappointment  • reviews of I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry and The Terminal  • honest update about ending the podcast soon and why it feels right  • OpenEyes advice for back-to-school anxiety, social awkwardness, and getting lost  • what not to do on day one and how to apologize and reset  Thank you for listening to this episode. Feel free to follow us for the next five episodes that we make because that's cool if you like to do things like that.  Send us a text. What's ruining your life and uh other than us quitting.  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast. Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  5. Aug 11

    #194: Cappuccino Worm

    Send us Fan Mail We time-travel through August 6, 1994 with box office hits, snack nostalgia, music, and fashion, then swing back to present-day life updates that somehow start with socks and end with chaos. Movie night brings Hubie Halloween and Splash to the table before we turn Cards Against Humanity prompts into interactive AI stories that get way too real and way too weird. • revisiting 1994 movies and a weekend box office snapshot • breaking down 90s diet culture and the low-fat carb era • naming peak 1994 snacks like Lunchables and toaster strudels • talking top songs and the grunge-to-mainstream fashion shift • celebrating fun socks and the mystery of stolen socks • sharing a Gothenburg getaway, boats, museums, and amusement park trauma • reviewing Hubie Halloween and why it still lands • reviewing Splash and the mermaid rom-com formula • wishing for more “stupid” Tom Hanks comedies • using Cards Against Humanity to generate branching AI stories • ending with what’s ruining our lives this week If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghostie Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsproutes, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists. Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  6. Aug 4

    #193: Snaps His Fingers

    Send us Fan Mail We start with chaotic life banter, then swap quick movie-night takes on The Bachelor Party and Sandy Wexler before we accidentally create a cozy interactive bedtime story that turns surprisingly sweet. We end by picking favorite 1993 movies, admitting what’s currently “ruining” our lives, and leaving with a simple recipe for a perfect night. • Cold open jokes about hiding problems and pretending it never happened  • Weekly recap with bowling, candy-store temptation, buying a TV, mini golf, an amusement park, and horse volunteering  • Thoughts on The Bachelor Party as a stupid-funny Tom Hanks comedy with standout bits and peak raunch  • Thoughts on Sandy Wexler with cameos everywhere, Jennifer Hudson, and Weird Al as the highlight  • Interactive bedtime story with a tiny door, a fox guide, and a cloud bakery full of dreamy desserts  • “Recipe for a perfect night” built from a safe place, a person to share it with, and a feeling to carry home  • Favorite movies from 1993 and why Jurassic Park still wins  • What’s currently ruining our lives: feeling fat, not eating well, procrastination, and laziness So make sure that you are following and subscribing and stuff so you don't miss it  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month  Consider supporting us on Buzzsproutes, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  7. Jul 28

    #192: Fish Pie

    Send us Fan Mail We start with summer travel highs and lows, from a train trip to Astrid Lindgren’s World to the not so fun reality of bodies that hate long days in transit. Then we review The Week Of and The Money Pit before we spiral into AI astrology readings that accidentally turn into a real talk on communication, boundaries, and how we handle conflict. • Train trip recap with playground priorities, candy, ice cream, and tired bodies  • Why travel feels exhausting, headaches, nausea, and the sitting still problem  • The Week Of review, chaos comedy pacing, uneven jokes, and standout scenes  • Cast callouts, awkward breakfast assumptions, and what made us laugh  • The Money Pit review, renovation stress as comedy, and relationship sabotage vibes  • AI astrology readings for Gemini and Pisces, big three basics, and what felt accurate  • Compatibility talk, head versus heart, logic versus feelings, and setting boundaries  • What’s ruining our lives right now, vacation drift and bodies being uncomfortable  please uh follow us so that you can catch the next episode Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  8. Jul 21

    #191: Leave The Fruits Alone!

    Send us Fan Mail We come back together for a chaotic catch-up that turns into two movie reviews, a travel diary, and a lot of side quests about fruit, airports, and being tired. We talk through why The Burbs works as a horror comedy, why The Cobbler surprised us, and what it feels like when real life gets just as absurd as the movies.  • debating 1990 movies and going off on airport behavior  • reviewing The Burbs and why suburban snooping is both funny and annoying  • calling out the wild neighbor moments, especially the fridge raid  • talking casting and characters, including Carrie Fisher and Corey Feldman  • breaking down The Cobbler premise and the “become the shoe owner” twist  • explaining why The Cobbler feels different from a typical Adam Sandler comedy  • sharing Lauren’s trip from Sweden to the United States and fixing up a family house  • telling the plane overhead-bin argument and the rental car saga  • describing the fire pit build, tool confusion, and chainsaw chaos  • playing Mad Libs and ending with what’s currently ruining our lives  Make sure you are following us so that you don't miss it.  Send us a text. Say something. I don't know. Is anyone out there?  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.

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  • Creator
    Lauren & Mattias
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    200
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast
  • Show Website
    Roasty Toasty Ghosty