Robert (in Cleveland) and Kalyn (in Houston) kick off Episode 87 with a rapid-fire tease of topics before diving into the ethics and enjoyment of zapping flies and mosquitoes, including whether intent (mens rea) makes bug-killing different from catching butterflies, and a moth fun fact that some adult moths don’t eat and live briefly just to reproduce. Kalyn recounts a job interview mishap where Google Meet displayed her name as “Kale Satan,” sparking jokes about video-call disasters. They riff on recent Iran-related military actions, presidential succession, Guam’s mystery location, and how modern war seems increasingly drone-driven and anticlimactic. The “can’t lose” pick of the week becomes Spectrum Brands (SPB), owner of Black Flag and other household and pet brands, after they review its investor deck and debate buying a smaller position. 00:00 Show Intro 01:57 Bug Zapper Talk 04:10 Ethics Of Killing Bugs 06:07 Butterfly Mens Rea 10:00 Zapped My Finger 11:20 Eating Animals Debate 15:25 Moth Fun Fact 18:11 Kale Satan Interview 22:41 Court Zoom Fails 26:15 Bombing Iran Chat 29:57 Presidential Succession Jokes 32:07 Iran Leadership Aftermath 32:55 Coups And Power 34:13 Trump Water Jokes 36:28 Forever Wars Fatigue 37:25 Greenland And Nobel 40:03 Drones Change Warfare 43:09 Guam Map Panic 45:27 Back To Investing 47:17 Bug Zapper Stock Hunt 49:35 Spectrum Brands Deep Dive 58:29 Buy SPB And Sign Off Keywords: Iran War, Ethics of Killing Bugs, Mens Rea, Modern Warfare, Drone Warfare, Forever Wars, Coup, Iran Leadership, Spectrum Brands, Black Flag, Bug Zappers, SPB Stock, Presidential Succession, Military Action, Political Jokes, Financial Advice, Investing Podcast, Job Interview Fails, Google Meet Mishaps, Investing in Consumer Goods Hashtags: #IranWar #DroneWarfare #SpectrumBrands #InvestingPodcast #BugZappers #MilitaryAction #SPBStock #MensRea #ForeverWars #MothFunFact #InvestingInStocks #PoliticalJokes #Coups #PresidentialSuccession #BlackFlag #FinancialAdvice #PodcastEpisode #ModernWarfare