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  1. 3d ago ·  Video

    Bringing Sexy Back - Walmart! | the Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Podcast | EP-98

    In Episode 98 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (June 20), Robert and Kalyn—who repeatedly stress they don’t give financial advice—bounce from Kalyn’s midday soccer-beer buzz and a Sweden vs. Netherlands game to family chatter about sleep habits, snoring, and their mom’s horrified reaction to Chiara’s new tattoo. They joke about long-distance calling, Uncle Ed’s spinal surgery and weight loss, and riff on Kevin Warsh replacing Jerome Powell as Fed chair after promising Trump lower rates, only for the Fed to keep rates unchanged. Kalyn recaps the docuseries “Big Girls Wanted,” including the show’s extreme preferences and nicknames like “Pork Chop” and “Piggy,” plus mention of assault allegations. The stock segment reviews Walmart’s earnings slides, growth and margins, but they ultimately pass on buying WMT, complaining about non-GAAP spin, store vibes, and comparing Walmart and Target. 00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers 01:53 Soccer Bar And Day Drinking 03:45 Andrea Calls And Love Languages 05:34 Long Distance Sleep Talk 07:54 Mom Reacts To Tattoo 10:24 Auntie Chaos And Uncle Ed 11:48 Spinal Surgery And Drinking 12:54 Kevin Warsh Fed Gossip 15:56 Billion Dollar Buildings Debate 17:52 Elon Musk And Charity Rant 20:09 Trump Accounts And Baby Money 24:21 Libertarian Philosophy Explained 25:00 Spotify Followers Roast 26:08 Big Girls Wanted Docuseries 29:25 Warsh Wife And Billionaire Ties 30:32 Integrity Confession 30:51 Walmart Stock Pick 32:53 Guidance And Growth 34:43 Margins Expenses EPS 37:28 Cash Flow And Slides 39:17 US Segment Breakdown 41:14 International And Sam's Club 48:42 Valuation Buy Or Pass 50:20 Portfolio Update Regrets 52:00 Retail Ethics Target Rant 55:05 Wrap Up And Disclaimer

    56 min
  2. Jun 19 ·  Video

    Is it All a Bubble? NVIDIA | The Robert and Kalyn GET RICH comedy podcast | Ep-96

    In episode 96 of the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show (June 9), Robert and Kalyn banter from Cleveland and Houston while reiterating they don’t provide financial advice. They riff on power laws in sports and drafting, AI’s impact on entry-level work, and tool preferences like ChatGPT vs Claude, plus a betting market site and viral Hunter Biden jokes. Robert revisits SpaceX’s potential IPO, sharing Schwab allocation rules, skepticism about bubble pricing, and fear of a broader market drop, including the S-1’s heavy use of pictures and a claimed $40T addressable market. They detour into a “female delusion calculator” about dating standards and height statistics. The episode then shifts to NVIDIA, mocking its slide decks, chip codenames (Blackwell, Rubin, Feynman), and investor confusion, briefly checking valuation, recent performance, and speculating how a SpaceX IPO could pressure mega-cap stocks. They close with jokes about “balls of steel,” portfolios, and SPY gains. 00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers 01:59 Sports Power Law Talk 03:42 AI Interns And Tools 06:28 Kalshi And Hunter Biden 08:15 SpaceX IPO Hype Check 11:45 Market Bubble Fears 14:15 SpaceX TAM And Pictures 16:34 Phones Listening Siri Rant 20:14 Sam Altman Name Confusion 21:45 Female Delusion Calculator 29:19 Height Extremes And Gigantism 34:18 NVIDIA Stock Of The Week 38:52 Graph Goes Up Comedy 39:34 Data Center CapEx Explosion 42:04 Pretty Pictures Not Proof 43:07 AI Scaling Buzzwords 43:56 Robots Factories and Full Stack 45:14 Chip Names and Sandwiches 47:25 MLPerf Wins and Investor Confusion 49:46 OpenAI Partnership and Gigawatts 51:25 Bobblehead Management Slide 53:46 Useful AI and Agent Harness 56:26 Love List and AI Factory Revenue 58:31 Stock Check Valuation and SpaceX Impact 01:06:51 Wrap Up Disclaimer and Signoff 👉 Connect with us: 💡 Don't forget to: Like this video if you were entertained! Comment your thoughts or questions below. Subscribe for more of our Funny Podcast ✅ Follow on my social platforms  🛑 Podcast : https://shorturl.at/uT623 🛑 YouTube : https://shorturl.at/BiLuI 🛑 Facebook: https://shorturl.at/0xOX1 🛑 TikTok : https://shorturl.at/MlhjM 🛑 Instagram : https://shorturl.at/TqGCX Tune in, and let’s explore the world together! 📢 Keywords global news,Nvidia, AI bubble, U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum, generative AI, genetic AI, OpenAI, Gemini,AI advancements, investment concerns, technology, Are we in AI bubble, Nvidia CEO on AI bubble, NVIDIA Stock Analysis,Is Nvidia a Bubble,SpaceX IPO Hype,AI Market Bubble,Nvidia Valuation 2026,Robert and Kalyn Get Rich,Tech Stock Market Crash, ChatGPT vs Claude AI, Finance Comedy Podcast #NVIDIA #SpaceXIPO #InvestingComedy

    1h 8m
  3. Jun 11 ·  Video

    Controversies! Reese's and SpaceX | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep-95

    🚀 Welcome back to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Episode 95 In this episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into everything from the Reese's Peanut Butter controversy and breakfast culture to a deep analysis of SpaceX’s potential IPO, Starlink, AI, investing, market manipulation concerns, and the future of space-based technologies. Is SpaceX the investment opportunity of a lifetime, or are investors overlooking major risks? We break down the numbers, discuss valuation concerns, explore SpaceX's mission, and analyze what an IPO could mean for everyday investors. 🔥 Topics Covered: ✅ Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy ✅ Breakfast & Cereal Culture ✅ College ROI Rankings ✅ Gift Giving Successes & Disasters ✅ SpaceX IPO Analysis ✅ Starlink Satellite Network ✅ AI & Computing Power ✅ SpaceX Financials & Valuation ✅ Market Manipulation Concerns ✅ S&P 500 Rule Changes ✅ Space Data Centers ✅ Grok AI Integration ✅ Asteroid Mining Possibilities ✅ Investment Strategies & Portfolio Reviews ⏰ Timestamps: 00:00 Show Introduction 02:50 Sandwich Philosophy 04:44 Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy 11:20 Cereal and Breakfast Culture 13:06 College ROI Rankings 17:14 Perfect Gift for Men 19:58 Gift Giving Disasters 23:57 SpaceX IPO Filing Review 26:22 SpaceX Launch Statistics 27:17 Starlink Satellite Network 28:57 AI and Computing Power 30:57 SpaceX Mission Statement 34:26 SpaceX IPO Overview 35:02 Valuation Concerns 36:07 Operational Losses Revealed 37:03 Price to Earnings Problem 38:34 IPO Underwriting Process 39:49 Index Fund Impact 40:54 S&P Rule Changes 42:17 Market Manipulation Concerns 43:24 Retirement Account Exposure 44:39 IPO Timing Debate 45:56 S&P Requirements Waived 47:08 SEC Filing Pictures 49:01 Space Data Centers 50:21 Grok AI Integration 51:11 Species Level Redundancy 54:18 Future Markets Analysis 56:19 Asteroid Mining Plans 57:38 Investment Decision Time 58:58 Two Week Strategy 59:52 Exit Strategy Theory 01:00:31 Investor Returns Calculation 01:01:24 Portfolio Check In 01:02:47 Past Portfolio Review 01:04:11 Final Thoughts 👍 Like, Comment & Subscribe for more investing insights, market analysis, and wealth-building discussions! #SpaceXIPO #SpaceX #Starlink #Investing #StockMarket #RobertAndKalynGetRich #FinancePodcast #WealthBuilding #ElonMusk #AI #StockAnalysis #BusinessNews #PersonalFinance #InvestmentStrategy #SpaceTechnology

    1h 7m
  4. Jun 3 ·  Video

    Fighting Inflation: Our COSTCO Episode | Robert and Kalyn Get Rich comedy podcast | Ep-94

    In a rare Friday Episode 94 (May 29), Robert and Kalyn return from a month-long hiatus, riffing on why they haven’t recorded, Kalyn’s chaotic podcast with 11-year-old guest Beckett Whitmore, and kids’ obsession with Handyman Hal. They touch on the Iron Shark rollercoaster rescue story, then spiral into extravagant wedding dresses—from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding to Serena Williams’ $3.5M dress and Angela Baby’s alleged $31M dress—while debating what level of wealth makes that feel reasonable. The main event is an “investor presentation” on Costco: membership stats, renewal rates, app features like mobile cake ordering, store expansion, and confusing finance terms like LIFO, followed by sticker shock at Costco’s high P/E. They ultimately buy about 1.05 shares of Costco and tease a future SpaceX IPO discussion, plus jokes about gas lines, car maintenance, and questionable slide decks. 00:00 Show Intro and Teasers 01:42 Hiatus Banter and Setup 02:03 Adam House and Kid Guest 04:05 Handyman Hal Craze 07:32 Iron Shark Rollercoaster 08:07 Wedding Dress Price Shock 15:36 Costco Love Returns 17:53 Protein Trends and Bulk Meat 21:50 SpaceX IPO Tease 24:17 Costco Investor Slides Roast 26:49 Costco Gas Lines and Valet Idea 29:23 Maserati Maintenance Sticker Shock 32:31 Back to Costco Growth Numbers 33:28 Comparable Sales Breakdown 34:13 Costco Gold Craze 35:26 Roasting The Slide Deck 40:12 Membership Growth Engine 42:02 LIFO And Basis Points 47:27 Earnings Pop And Categories 50:06 Tech And Warehouse Expansion 52:43 Valuation And Stock Chart 59:00 Buying One Share 01:03:00 Wrap Up And Disclaimers

    1h 4m
  5. May 5 ·  Video

    Bad Money After the Good (General Mills) | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep-93

    In Episode 93 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (April 22), Robert and Kalyn riff on a window washer complimenting Robert’s cologne, dogs’ gross habits, and the odd marketplace for used personal items, then debate how much people should spend on expensive dogs and vet bills. Robert argues businesses often waste resources chasing “bad money after good,” using his nail-and-wax salon’s failing massage service and their overflowing email/storage habits as examples. They discuss a headline about the Trump administration considering a $500M loan to Spirit Airlines and note JetBlue’s blocked attempt to buy it. Kalyn shares a story claiming General Mills’ ventures extended beyond cereal into spy balloons, submersibles, black boxes, and a Navy cover story tied to the Titanic. They review General Mills’ investor presentation, decide it’s a “pass” stock pick, check their quirky portfolio, and revisit a Melania/Epstein-related theory involving her friend Amanda Ngaro. 00:00 Show Intro and Disclaimers 00:44 This Week’s Wild Topics 01:44 Window Washer Compliment Story 03:17 Dogs and Dirty Laundry 04:30 Weird Online Fetish Economy 08:11 Vet Bills and Pet Priorities 10:27 Expensive Dogs and Inflation Rants 13:46 Salon Business Bad Money 17:28 Clutter and Email Hoarding 20:36 Spirit Airlines Bailout News 24:48 General Mills Secret History 28:18 Mocking the Investor Deck 32:12 Protein Trend Talk 32:49 Pet Birthday Madness 33:59 Soft Categories And Coupons 35:09 Cost Cuts And Millions 35:55 Financials And Buzzwords 36:44 AI Innovation And New Products 39:08 North America Retail Metrics 40:13 Price Cliffs And Elasticity 42:13 New Launches And Protein Cereal 43:55 Packaging Sizes And Brand Comms 47:14 Coffee Growth And Portfolio Moves 50:51 Key Messages And Verdict 52:21 Their Portfolio Performance Recap 55:47 Melania Follow Up Story 57:28 Family Modeling News 58:08 Podcast Sign Off #RobertAndKalynGetRich #GeneralMills #SpiritAirlines #InvestingTips #StockMarketNews #ComedyPodcast #FinancialAdvice #BadMoneyAfterGood #BusinessStrategy #Ep93

    59 min
  6. Apr 17 ·  Video

    Expert Views and the Straight of Hormuz (see they rhyme!) | The Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep-92

    🎙️ Welcome to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! 🎙️ Join us every week as we dive deep into comic conversations about personal finances and other nonsense. Our hosts, Robert and Kalyn, bring you fun, insight and occassionally interviews with experts, thought leaders, and inspiring individuals who share their stories, experiences, and knowledge. Whether you're looking for motivation, practical tips, or just a fresh perspective, you probably want to go elsewhere. Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! is your go-to source for thought-provoking discussions and entertaining stories. Don't forget to subscribe and hit the notification bell to stay updated on our latest episodes! 👉 Connect with us: 💡 Don't forget to: Like this video if you were entertained! Comment your thoughts or questions below. Subscribe for more of our Funny Podcast ✅ Follow on my social platforms  🛑 Podcast : https://shorturl.at/uT623 🛑 YouTube : https://shorturl.at/BiLuI 🛑 Facebook: https://shorturl.at/0xOX1 🛑 TikTok : https://shorturl.at/MlhjM 🛑 Instagram : https://shorturl.at/TqGCX Tune in, and let’s explore the world together! 📢 Keywords value investing with legends podcast how to earn money online five rules for successful stock investing weekly energy boost you should know podcast podcast video podcast best podcast recommendations the podcast show channel podcasts new interesting podcast stand up comedy indian best funny podcasts to listen to american comedian podcast funny commentary podcast accounting and finance podcasts finance related podcasts financial literacy podcast podcast about stock market canadian personal finance podcast best podcast on personal finance Comedy Podcast, Finance Podcast, Funny Podcast, Business Podcast #podcast #funny #comedy #finance #podcast24 #ytshorts

    54 min
  7. Apr 3 ·  Video

    Will Private Credit Bring Down the Economy? | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH comedy podcast | Ep 91

    On the April 1 episode of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show, Robert and Kalyn joke about April Fools and Passover, celebrate a new 3-year-old listener (Rhett Kimmel), and riff on Christy Noem’s husband scandal alongside talk of Noem’s reported Corey Lewandowski affair and her estimated $5M net worth. They banter about hockey teams like the Anaheim Mighty Ducks and how Ivy League sports (rowing, lacrosse, field hockey, swimming) skew white, plus a long aside on censorship and fashion. The financial segment covers a surprise surge in Fannie Mae, “perma bears,” and a primer on private credit and redemption gates, then they buy 100 shares of Blue Owl Capital. They review portfolio performance, discuss Paramount’s decline, their earlier Warner Brothers exit, and Microsoft valuation and P/E history. 00:00 April Fools Cold Open 00:36 Passover Banter 01:05 Episode Topics Teaser 01:58 Party Light Chaos 03:30 New Listener Rhett 04:56 Unread Messages Debate 07:02 Kristi Noem Scandal Talk 14:21 Fannie Mae Pops Off 15:28 Perma Bear Jokes 18:11 Private Credit Primer 23:35 Blue Owl And NAV Discounts 26:16 MSG Sports And Vegas Teams 27:55 Hockey Teams Trivia 28:29 Movie Named Franchises 29:12 Minnesota Wild Confusion 29:42 Race And Sports Talk 30:31 Lacrosse Rant 32:33 Mascot Names Debate 35:04 War of the Roses 37:17 Fashion Censorship 40:33 Portfolio Check In 40:58 Market Dip And War News 42:36 Winners Losers Breakdown 44:55 Paramount Acquisition Fallout 46:45 Adding Blue Owl Stock 47:17 Valuation And PE Ratios 49:32 Crypto Regrets And Microsoft 51:31 Wrap Up And Disclaimers

    53 min
  8. Mar 27 ·  Video

    Pentagon Spending Investigation

    Is the Pentagon wasting billions of dollars? In this episode of Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (Ep. 90), we dive deep into controversial Department of Defense spending practices, including the rumored “use it or lose it” policy — where funds are spent on unexpected items like ice cream machines, lobster, and even luxury goods. Recorded on March 24, 2026, from Aspen, Colorado and Houston, this episode blends humor, current events, and serious discussions around government spending, politics, and modern culture. 🎙️ Topics covered: Pentagon spending investigation & defense budget waste Trump Pearl Harbor comment & political reactions Chuck Norris rumors & media narratives Michael Jackson biopic controversy Health myths, chiropractors & misinformation Everest death zone & environmental issues Airport travel, TSA delays & real-life experiences 📌 Whether you're interested in politics, finance, or trending debates — this episode covers it all with insight and humor. ⏱️ Timestamps: 00:00 Show Intro and Topics 01:27 Aspen Luxury Talk 02:24 Neurosurgeon Story 04:54 Ski Trip Experience 08:29 Chuck Norris & Conspiracies 11:16 Trump Pearl Harbor Reaction 14:40 Pentagon Spending Discussion 21:29 Michael Jackson Debate 26:03 Medieval Medicine 30:35 Health Misinformation 35:50 Quitting Smoking Journey 41:12 Everest Death Zone 49:20 Airport & TSA Experience 53:00 Show Sign Off   📢 Subscribe for more political commentary, finance talk & trending discussions! Pentagon spending investigation, defense budget waste, US military spending, government waste USA, Pentagon ice cream machine, use it or lose it budget, political podcast 2026, Trump Pearl Harbor comment, Michael Jackson biopic debate, health misinformation podcast, Everest death zone facts, TSA airport delays USA, finance podcast, trending political topics, US news analysis

    54 min
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