Robert and Kalyn GET RICH!

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  1. 6d ago ·  Video

    America - Scandal Edition! | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! Comedy Podcast | Ep-103

    On Robert’s 49th birthday in episode 103, Robert and Kalyn introduce a “scandal edition” covering the burrito price debate (a $20 burrito framed as delivery and lifestyle expectations), generational work attitudes, and housing affordability comparisons from 2003 to today using inflation and income growth figures. They joke about loud eating, teeth-brushing advice, and discuss research claiming happiness rises after the late 40s as obligations lessen, including reflections on parenting and declining birth rates. They cover the Aloclae scandal involving cadaver-fat filler trafficking through New Jersey for use in New York, then pivot to religion: confusion about heaven, purgatory, indulgences, and Catholic saints and intercession. They react to Miss Thailand Universe food-themed costumes, note Trump’s past ownership of Miss USA and his renaming obsessions (including “Lake America”), then briefly review their portfolio with steep Opendoor losses and other moves. Also discuss: • The $20 burrito and changing lifestyle expectations • Generational differences and work ethic • Housing affordability: 2003 vs. today • Inflation, income growth, and the cost of living • Avocado toast, spending habits, and personal finance • Funny debates about loud eating and teeth brushing • Happiness after 49, parenting, and declining birth rates • The Aloclae cadaver filler scandal • Death, heaven, purgatory, indulgences, and Catholic traditions • Saints, angels, priests, and religious intercession • Miss Thailand Universe and its food-inspired costumes • Miss USA, Donald Trump, and the history of the pageant • The debate over “America” and “Lake America” • Who named America and changing place names • Robert and Kalyn’s investment portfolio and Opendoor losses • A look at the latest moves in their portfolio Whether you’re interested in money, investing, housing, American culture, current scandals, religion, politics, or just funny podcast conversations, Episode 103 brings all of it together with the trademark humor and opinions of Robert and Kalyn. ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Birthday Episode Kickoff 01:59 Tech Rants and Big Coffee 03:27 Boomers Aging and Housing 03:55 Generations and Work Ethic 05:39 Home Prices Reality Check 08:13 Burrito Scandal Debate 10:24 Avocado Toast and Spending 11:02 Loud Drinking and Cheez-Its 13:58 Teeth Brushing and Braces 15:26 Happiness Curve at 49 17:37 Kids, Purpose and Birth Rates 20:34 Aloclae Cadaver Filler 26:20 Death Anxiety and Heaven Logic 31:41 Catholics, Purgatory & Indulgences 33:02 Priests and Power 33:46 Conversion by Force 34:24 Property and Stealing 35:17 New America Naming 36:43 Lake America Debate 39:38 Who Named America? 41:45 Whitewashing Place Names 44:08 Saints and Angels 46:51 Thai Food Pageant 49:41 Miss USA Rules Shift 53:04 Trump and Miss USA 54:25 Portfolio Check-In 57:53 Closing and Disclaimer 🎙️ Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! is a comedy and money podcast covering investing, personal finance, business, wealth, culture, current events, and the sometimes ridiculous things happening in America. Subscribe for more episodes of Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! #RobertAndKalynGetRich #comedypodcast  #investing  #personalfinance  #housingmarket  #america  #moneypodcast  #Podcast #Episode103 #americanculture

  2. Sep 4 ·  Video

    20-year Monster Stocks TVT=+ | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep-102

    Robert and Kalyn are back with another hilarious episode of GET RICH! 🎙️💰 In Episode 102, they talk about 20-year stock picks, Motley Fool's long-term investment ideas, Dutch Bros, CAVA, stock market charts, AI ticker mistakes, taxes, government, surveillance cameras, NASA stories, and much more. They also discuss the latest TVT=+ stock market hack, Flock license-plate cameras, the "surveillance state," NASA's unbelievable stories, and why some long-term stock picks may not be as simple as they sound. 📈 STOCK MARKET TOPICS: • 20-year stock picks • Motley Fool stock recommendations • Dutch Bros stock • CAVA stock • Long-term investing • Stock market analysis • AI stock ticker mistakes • Monster stocks • TVT=+ stock discussion 😂 FUN & CULTURE: • Baby names and social class • Nepotism discussion • U.S. taxes and the IRS • Dolly Parton discussion • Tim Curry tangent • AI and social media • Flock surveillance cameras • NASA stories • Sally Ride & Voyager 1 ⏱️ CHAPTERS: 00:00 Show Intro And Tease 02:12 Janeece Tennis Team Shoutout 06:23 Baby Names And Class 08:53 Kushner And Nepotism Talk 11:46 Presidents Secrets And Scandals 14:56 Taxes IRS And Government Hate 18:02 Trump Charts And Midterms 18:59 Tim Curry And Dolly Tribute 24:57 National Big Boobs Day Plans 28:33 AI Feed Takeover 29:04 TVT Equals X Hack 32:23 Fundraiser Math Fails 33:57 Motley Fool Stock Picks 35:17 Coffee Chains Breakdown 38:38 AI Ticker Hallucinations 45:49 Flock Cameras Backlash 50:09 Surveillance State Reality 52:47 NASA Stories And Sexism 57:40 Wrap Up And Disclaimer ⚠️ This podcast is for entertainment and discussion purposes only and does not constitute financial or investment advice. 👍 Like the video if you enjoyed it! 💬 Comment your thoughts below. 🔔 Subscribe for more funny podcasts, stock market discussions, and entertaining conversations. 🔗 CONNECT WITH US: Podcast: https://shorturl.at/uT623 YouTube: https://shorturl.at/BiLuI Facebook: https://shorturl.at/0xOX1 TikTok: https://shorturl.at/MlhjM Instagram: https://shorturl.at/TqGCX keywords  20 year monster stocks, monster stocks, 20 year stock picks, best stocks to hold for 20 years, long term stock picks, long term investing, stock market 2026, stock market analysis, stock market podcast, investing podcast, best stocks 2026, Motley Fool stock picks, Motley Fool 20 year stocks, Dutch Bros stock, Dutch Bros stock analysis, CAVA stock, CAVA stock analysis, coffee stocks, growth stocks, high growth stocks, millionaire stocks, get rich investing, stock market investing, stock market news, stock market discussion, AI stocks, AI stock analysis, AI ticker hallucinations, TVT stock, TVT stock market, TVT equals X hack, stock market hacks, investing mistakes, stock market predictions, future stocks, buy and hold stocks, buy and hold investing, best long term investments, passive investing, wealth building, financial podcast, funny investing podcast, Robert and Kalyn, Get Rich podcast, Get Rich Ep 102, Episode 102 podcast, Flock cameras, license plate cameras, surveillance state, NASA stories, Sally Ride, Voyager 1 #StockMarket #Investing #MonsterStocks #LongTermInvesting #StockPicks #MotleyFool #DutchBros #CAVA #GrowthStocks #InvestingPodcast #StockMarket2026 #WealthBuilding #AIStocks #FinancialPodcast #GetRich #RobertAndKalyn #Podcast #MoneyTalk #InvestingTips #BuyAndHold

  3. Aug 23 ·  Video

    Now We Get Real! | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep-101

    In Episode 101 (Aug 17) of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show, Robert and Kalyn celebrate not quitting after 100 episodes, remind listeners they don’t give financial advice, and ask everyone to like, subscribe, and share. They riff on a Costco hot dog scandal involving an employee, plus other bizarre Costco stories, then admire a visually striking steel commercial from India and joke about unusually named Canadian lakes. The conversation veers into reenactments, BattleBots, and a Milan study where a costumed Batman on a train made passengers far more likely to give up seats to a “pregnant” researcher. They review IMAX’s investor deck and stock performance, conclude it’s not a “screaming buy,” and decide to pass on investing for now. 00:00 Episode 101 Kickoff 01:59 New Era Banter 03:20 Costco Hot Dog Scandal 06:48 More Costco Weirdness 09:31 Steel Commercial Spotlight 12:13 Canada Lake Names 18:52 BattleBots And Reenactors 26:08 War History Tangent 31:01 Michael Jackson Army Sim 33:21 Batman Train Experiment 34:58 IMAX Stock Pitch 36:06 Record Demand Claims 37:52 Sequels Beat Originals 39:22 Beating The Couch 40:20 Slides And Venns 41:48 Global Screen Map 43:37 Box Office Share 45:14 Fans And Merch 47:44 New Content Plays 51:57 Guidance And Margins 54:43 Valuation Reality Check 59:39 Buy Or Pass Decision 01:02:18 Show Wrap Disclaimer ✅ Follow on my social platforms  🛑 Podcast : https://shorturl.at/uT623 🛑 YouTube : https://shorturl.at/BiLuI 🛑 Facebook: https://shorturl.at/0xOX1 🛑 TikTok : https://shorturl.at/MlhjM 🛑 Instagram : https://shorturl.at/TqGCX Tune in, and let’s explore the world together! #IMAX #StockMarket #Investing #GetRich

  4. Aug 14 ·  Video

    Celebrating Episode 100 by Doing Nothing! 😂 | Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep. 100

    🎙️ Welcome to Episode 100 of Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! 🎉 We made it to Episode 100… so naturally, we celebrated by doing absolutely nothing. 😂 In this special 100th episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into a chaotic mix of **stock market investing, personal finance, portfolio performance, business, history, sports, pop culture, and plenty of funny commentary.** We talk about the legendary **Cincinnati Red Stockings**, the bizarre history of the **Cleveland Spiders**, Kip Winger and the enduring awkwardness of “17,” presidential stock-trading statistics, war logistics, and the absurdly complicated board game *Campaign for North Africa*. Then comes the main event: a 100-episode portfolio review. Robert and Kalyn revisit their investment picks, discuss winners and losers, debate whether to buy, sell, or hold, and examine companies and themes including **Cameco, Howmet, Citigroup, Alcoa, SpaceX, Microsoft, Chewy, Procter & Gamble, Novo Nordisk, uranium, gold, silver, Bitcoin, Tesla, Ford, Costco, cybersecurity, and AI.** 💰 **What happened to the portfolio?** 📈 Which investments worked? 📉 Which picks became disasters? 🤔 What should be sold, held, or doubled down on? 🥇 Which stocks delivered the biggest wins? The episode wraps up with a look toward the future and a teaser for a revamped **Next Century Future Forecast Fund**. If you enjoy **finance podcasts, investing discussions, stock market commentary, personal finance, business podcasts, comedy podcasts, and entertaining conversations**, you're in the right place. 👇 Episode Chapters 00:00 Episode 100 Kickoff 02:03 Baseball vs Football 04:19 Cincinnati Red Stockings 09:39 Cleveland Spiders Names 11:45 Kip Winger Update 24:29 Trump Trading Stats 28:46 War Fatigue Talk 34:22 Campaign for North Africa 38:52 Portfolio Review Begins 39:39 Reddit Position Check 41:44 Novo Nordisk Reality Check 43:23 Ozempic Rivalry and Valuation 44:25 Disaster Picks and Bagholding 46:44 Portfolio Scorecard and Big Wins 47:40 Chewy Debate and Exit 49:19 Uranium and Other Rotations 58:10 Ford Tesla Pair Trade 01:02:22 Cybersecurity and Water Hacks 01:04:39 Gold Versus Bitcoin 01:08:06 Alcoa Love and Option Flyers 01:12:41 Costco Conviction and AI Shorts 01:15:08 SpaceX Pop and Microsoft Trim 01:16:00 Next Century Fund Farewell 😂 Looking for serious motivation? You may want to go somewhere else. Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! is a funny and entertaining podcast where investing, finance, business, current events, and completely unexpected topics collide. 👍 Like the video if you enjoyed Episode 100. 💬 Comment with your favorite investment discussion from the episode. 🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications for more Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! episodes. 🔗 Follow / Listen 🛑 Podcast: https://shorturl.at/uT623 🛑 YouTube: https://shorturl.at/BiLuI 🛑 Facebook: https://shorturl.at/0xOX1 🛑 TikTok: https://shorturl.at/MlhjM 🛑 Instagram: https://shorturl.at/TqGCX #Podcast #FinancePodcast #Investing #StockMarket #PersonalFinance #ComedyPodcast #BusinessPodcast #StockInvesting #FinancialLiteracy #Episode100

  5. Aug 9 ·  Video

    Stock Market Roller Coaster: Six Flags $FUN | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep-99

    In episode 99 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Podcast (a rare Sunday release after nearly seven weeks), Robert and Kalyn banter about liking/subscribing, mental-health benefits of the show, and an email from “Jonah Morningstar” pitching a credit-management guest. They riff on Texas A&M traditions, alumni donations, college admissions and the Common App, and Scott Galloway’s focus on access plus a stat about reproduction rates. Business and market topics include Builder AI allegedly being humans behind the curtain, an Australian family delivering a corpse to a bank for “proof of death,” the U.S. State Department’s botched Africa map, SK Hynix’s AI-driven profit surge, Korea’s speculative investing culture, and their own SpaceX losses. They review Six Flags/Cedar Fair ($FUN), discuss FastPass pricing, scan the slide deck, then add $FUN to their portfolio and tease episode 100. 00:00 Episode 99 Kickoff 00:56 Like And Subscribe Chaos 02:00 Therapist And Squeaky Chair 03:05 Jonah Morningstar Pitch 05:15 Andrea Versus Hobbies 06:24 Aggie Traditions And Whoops 10:19 College Donations And Access 11:57 Common App Application Frenzy 15:02 Kaylin College Storytime 16:49 Builder AI And Corpse Banking 21:00 SK Hynix And Korea Speculation 27:41 State Department Africa Map 30:16 Dating Filters And Galloway 32:50 Reproduction Stats Reality Check 34:00 Yodeling Meets Metal 34:38 Top Paid Podcasters Breakdown 37:34 Going Full Time Podcasting 38:33 Stock of the Week Six Flags 40:23 Six Flags Deck Deep Dive 42:26 FastPass Pricing Psychology 47:08 Underperforming Parks Problem 54:03 Ticker FUN Stock Check 57:51 SpaceX Chart Whiplash 59:02 Updating the Portfolio 01:01:09 Wrap Up And Next Episode

  6. Jun 26 ·  Video

    Bringing Sexy Back - Walmart! | the Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Podcast | EP-98

    In Episode 98 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (June 20), Robert and Kalyn—who repeatedly stress they don’t give financial advice—bounce from Kalyn’s midday soccer-beer buzz and a Sweden vs. Netherlands game to family chatter about sleep habits, snoring, and their mom’s horrified reaction to Chiara’s new tattoo. They joke about long-distance calling, Uncle Ed’s spinal surgery and weight loss, and riff on Kevin Warsh replacing Jerome Powell as Fed chair after promising Trump lower rates, only for the Fed to keep rates unchanged. Kalyn recaps the docuseries “Big Girls Wanted,” including the show’s extreme preferences and nicknames like “Pork Chop” and “Piggy,” plus mention of assault allegations. The stock segment reviews Walmart’s earnings slides, growth and margins, but they ultimately pass on buying WMT, complaining about non-GAAP spin, store vibes, and comparing Walmart and Target. 00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers 01:53 Soccer Bar And Day Drinking 03:45 Andrea Calls And Love Languages 05:34 Long Distance Sleep Talk 07:54 Mom Reacts To Tattoo 10:24 Auntie Chaos And Uncle Ed 11:48 Spinal Surgery And Drinking 12:54 Kevin Warsh Fed Gossip 15:56 Billion Dollar Buildings Debate 17:52 Elon Musk And Charity Rant 20:09 Trump Accounts And Baby Money 24:21 Libertarian Philosophy Explained 25:00 Spotify Followers Roast 26:08 Big Girls Wanted Docuseries 29:25 Warsh Wife And Billionaire Ties 30:32 Integrity Confession 30:51 Walmart Stock Pick 32:53 Guidance And Growth 34:43 Margins Expenses EPS 37:28 Cash Flow And Slides 39:17 US Segment Breakdown 41:14 International And Sam's Club 48:42 Valuation Buy Or Pass 50:20 Portfolio Update Regrets 52:00 Retail Ethics Target Rant 55:05 Wrap Up And Disclaimer

  7. Jun 19 ·  Video

    Is it All a Bubble? NVIDIA | The Robert and Kalyn GET RICH comedy podcast | Ep-96

    In episode 96 of the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show (June 9), Robert and Kalyn banter from Cleveland and Houston while reiterating they don’t provide financial advice. They riff on power laws in sports and drafting, AI’s impact on entry-level work, and tool preferences like ChatGPT vs Claude, plus a betting market site and viral Hunter Biden jokes. Robert revisits SpaceX’s potential IPO, sharing Schwab allocation rules, skepticism about bubble pricing, and fear of a broader market drop, including the S-1’s heavy use of pictures and a claimed $40T addressable market. They detour into a “female delusion calculator” about dating standards and height statistics. The episode then shifts to NVIDIA, mocking its slide decks, chip codenames (Blackwell, Rubin, Feynman), and investor confusion, briefly checking valuation, recent performance, and speculating how a SpaceX IPO could pressure mega-cap stocks. They close with jokes about “balls of steel,” portfolios, and SPY gains. 00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers 01:59 Sports Power Law Talk 03:42 AI Interns And Tools 06:28 Kalshi And Hunter Biden 08:15 SpaceX IPO Hype Check 11:45 Market Bubble Fears 14:15 SpaceX TAM And Pictures 16:34 Phones Listening Siri Rant 20:14 Sam Altman Name Confusion 21:45 Female Delusion Calculator 29:19 Height Extremes And Gigantism 34:18 NVIDIA Stock Of The Week 38:52 Graph Goes Up Comedy 39:34 Data Center CapEx Explosion 42:04 Pretty Pictures Not Proof 43:07 AI Scaling Buzzwords 43:56 Robots Factories and Full Stack 45:14 Chip Names and Sandwiches 47:25 MLPerf Wins and Investor Confusion 49:46 OpenAI Partnership and Gigawatts 51:25 Bobblehead Management Slide 53:46 Useful AI and Agent Harness 56:26 Love List and AI Factory Revenue 58:31 Stock Check Valuation and SpaceX Impact 01:06:51 Wrap Up Disclaimer and Signoff 👉 Connect with us: 💡 Don't forget to: Like this video if you were entertained! Comment your thoughts or questions below. Subscribe for more of our Funny Podcast ✅ Follow on my social platforms  🛑 Podcast : https://shorturl.at/uT623 🛑 YouTube : https://shorturl.at/BiLuI 🛑 Facebook: https://shorturl.at/0xOX1 🛑 TikTok : https://shorturl.at/MlhjM 🛑 Instagram : https://shorturl.at/TqGCX Tune in, and let’s explore the world together! 📢 Keywords global news,Nvidia, AI bubble, U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum, generative AI, genetic AI, OpenAI, Gemini,AI advancements, investment concerns, technology, Are we in AI bubble, Nvidia CEO on AI bubble, NVIDIA Stock Analysis,Is Nvidia a Bubble,SpaceX IPO Hype,AI Market Bubble,Nvidia Valuation 2026,Robert and Kalyn Get Rich,Tech Stock Market Crash, ChatGPT vs Claude AI, Finance Comedy Podcast #NVIDIA #SpaceXIPO #InvestingComedy

  8. Jun 11 ·  Video

    Controversies! Reese's and SpaceX | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep-95

    🚀 Welcome back to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Episode 95 In this episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into everything from the Reese's Peanut Butter controversy and breakfast culture to a deep analysis of SpaceX’s potential IPO, Starlink, AI, investing, market manipulation concerns, and the future of space-based technologies. Is SpaceX the investment opportunity of a lifetime, or are investors overlooking major risks? We break down the numbers, discuss valuation concerns, explore SpaceX's mission, and analyze what an IPO could mean for everyday investors. 🔥 Topics Covered: ✅ Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy ✅ Breakfast & Cereal Culture ✅ College ROI Rankings ✅ Gift Giving Successes & Disasters ✅ SpaceX IPO Analysis ✅ Starlink Satellite Network ✅ AI & Computing Power ✅ SpaceX Financials & Valuation ✅ Market Manipulation Concerns ✅ S&P 500 Rule Changes ✅ Space Data Centers ✅ Grok AI Integration ✅ Asteroid Mining Possibilities ✅ Investment Strategies & Portfolio Reviews ⏰ Timestamps: 00:00 Show Introduction 02:50 Sandwich Philosophy 04:44 Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy 11:20 Cereal and Breakfast Culture 13:06 College ROI Rankings 17:14 Perfect Gift for Men 19:58 Gift Giving Disasters 23:57 SpaceX IPO Filing Review 26:22 SpaceX Launch Statistics 27:17 Starlink Satellite Network 28:57 AI and Computing Power 30:57 SpaceX Mission Statement 34:26 SpaceX IPO Overview 35:02 Valuation Concerns 36:07 Operational Losses Revealed 37:03 Price to Earnings Problem 38:34 IPO Underwriting Process 39:49 Index Fund Impact 40:54 S&P Rule Changes 42:17 Market Manipulation Concerns 43:24 Retirement Account Exposure 44:39 IPO Timing Debate 45:56 S&P Requirements Waived 47:08 SEC Filing Pictures 49:01 Space Data Centers 50:21 Grok AI Integration 51:11 Species Level Redundancy 54:18 Future Markets Analysis 56:19 Asteroid Mining Plans 57:38 Investment Decision Time 58:58 Two Week Strategy 59:52 Exit Strategy Theory 01:00:31 Investor Returns Calculation 01:01:24 Portfolio Check In 01:02:47 Past Portfolio Review 01:04:11 Final Thoughts 👍 Like, Comment & Subscribe for more investing insights, market analysis, and wealth-building discussions! #SpaceXIPO #SpaceX #Starlink #Investing #StockMarket #RobertAndKalynGetRich #FinancePodcast #WealthBuilding #ElonMusk #AI #StockAnalysis #BusinessNews #PersonalFinance #InvestmentStrategy #SpaceTechnology

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