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Roleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using roleplaying and storytelling games, soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes.

Roleplay Retcon Two Fish in a Jug

    • Fiction
    • 4.9 • 17 Ratings

Roleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using roleplaying and storytelling games, soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes.

    INTERMISSION: Bloops from the Multiverse

    INTERMISSION: Bloops from the Multiverse

    The perfect storm of bad luck that comes to every regularly-uploaded creative endeavor has come. Alex caught COVID and Jensie moved to Kobe, Japan (though their mic didn't get the memo), so our episode buffer ran out. To tide you over, we've collected three Bloops reels--collections of outtakes, deleted scenes, and other behind-the-magic content-- from our Twilight, Super Mario Bros., and Valerian series and recorded some brand new commentary to go along with it. Thanks for listening, sorry for the weirdsies, and we'll see you for Valerian again next episode! Unless we die! |


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    • 50 min
    Valerian (2017), Ep. 8: Eye on the Brawl | Roleplay Retcon

    Valerian (2017), Ep. 8: Eye on the Brawl | Roleplay Retcon

    Igon Siruss has returned for Bubble, but Valerian and Laureline are on the clock and won't let him have his way. Valerian masters his blaster. Laureline makes it raaaaiiiin, baby. Bubble turns to love in a hopeless place.


    Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
    The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
    Sound effects by freesound.org |
    Come talk about it in our Discord! |
    Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
    Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
    Directed by Alex Blasius |
    Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
    Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |


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    • 59 min
    Valerian (2017), Ep. 7: The Best Little Eye-house in the Nexus | Roleplay Retcon

    Valerian (2017), Ep. 7: The Best Little Eye-house in the Nexus | Roleplay Retcon

    The investigation continues into Point Central's red light district. Nobody asked what a red light district would be like on an alien space colony, but we answered the question extensively. Bubble aces a job interview. Laureline catches the red eye. Valerian is sorry, you seem nice, but he kindof hates your face.


    Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
    The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
    Sound effects by freesound.org |
    Chopsticks performed by Benjamin Gray and his Mom
    Come talk about it in our Discord! |
    Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
    Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
    Directed by Alex Blasius |
    Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
    Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |


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    • 49 min
    Valerian (2017), Ep. 6: Goos Blues | Roleplay Retcon

    Valerian (2017), Ep. 6: Goos Blues | Roleplay Retcon

    An attack on the Council of Many sends the squad on a new investigation. Bubble gets slimed. Valerian wears an entirely new kind of pants. Laureline gives the greatest speech never heard.


    Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
    The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
    Sound effects by freesound.org |
    Come talk about it in our Discord! |
    Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
    Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
    Directed by Alex Blasius |
    Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
    Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |


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    • 54 min
    Valerian (2017), Ep. 5: One Ugly Planet | Roleplay Retcon

    Valerian (2017), Ep. 5: One Ugly Planet | Roleplay Retcon

    We burn our first "All Words are Made Up" charge! Only two left! Valerian gets a little upsetty spaghetti. Laureline studies vexillology. Bubble plays it safe. 

    Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
    The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
    Sound effects by freesound.org |
    Come talk about it in our Discord! |
    Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
    Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
    Directed by Alex Blasius |
    Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
    Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |


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    • 42 min
    Valerian (2017), Ep. 4: Shape Shifty (2017)

    Valerian (2017), Ep. 4: Shape Shifty (2017)

    The crew can finally take a moment to mourn their merchandise and vape in the ionization room. But, the break is short, because Valerian and Laureline's boss, Representative Mau, is on the horn and she wants tough answers to hard questions. Bubble hears a sad story. Laureline lies. Valerian technically doesn't tell any lies.

    Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius |
    The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty |
    Sound effects by freesound.org |
    Come talk about it in our Discord! |
    Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
    Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
    Directed by Alex Blasius |
    Valerian played by Jensie Britt |
    Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |


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    • 48 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
17 Ratings

17 Ratings

Gerbil minion ,

Funny and inclusive podcast!!

I have been a fan of the podcast since the beginning and I love these guys! They are funny and clever, and they are great to their fans. They are always coming out with bonus content and opportunities for their fans to feel like part of the show. If you are new to the show, I highly recommend getting in their discord to get involved in their wonderful community.

keithb721212 ,

Entertaining show with great premise

Been listening to this show for a little while, always entertained. I’m impressed at the amount of thought that’s put into each arc, both with characters and where they take the story. Even if I haven’t seen the particular movie (which for me is most arcs) the fact that each arc is completely different, has new guests, and is DM’d by a different person each time speaks to the effort they put into it. Love that they partner with a different musician/band each time as well.

Magnetic Mismatch ,

Awesome, fun & engaging!

Really love this concept, and your podcast! RPG games (tabletop and PC) and movies are some of my favorite things, so love that you're doing this, very entertaining. Your passion definitely comes through, and it's easy to tell how much fun you're having. Subscribed!

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