Roll & Tell

Christian & Jeffrey
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A narratively-driven actual play podcast with two players and no game master. Join our hosts as they take us on improvised adventures told entirely at random!

  1. Disasterpiece Theatre 11: Brad and the Charming Stranger (Patreon Original Upload - December 8, 2023)

    02/27/2025

    Disasterpiece Theatre 11: Brad and the Charming Stranger (Patreon Original Upload - December 8, 2023)

    Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised. Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the day they were originally published. Disasterpiece Theatre 11: Brad and the Charming Stranger was the eleventh of eleven Disasterpiece Theatre episodes and was originally published on December 8, 2023.

    40 min
  2. Disasterpiece Theatre 10: The 7-Step Heist (Patreon Original Upload - June 26, 2023)

    02/27/2025

    Disasterpiece Theatre 10: The 7-Step Heist (Patreon Original Upload - June 26, 2023)

    Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised. Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the day they were originally published. Disasterpiece Theatre 10: The 7-Step Heist was the tenth of eleven Disasterpiece Theatre episodes and was originally published on June 26, 2023.

    36 min
  3. Disasterpiece Theatre 9: The Minikins of Sheattle (Patreon Original Upload - April 25, 2023)

    02/09/2025

    Disasterpiece Theatre 9: The Minikins of Sheattle (Patreon Original Upload - April 25, 2023)

    Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised. Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the day they were originally published. Disasterpiece Theatre 9: The Minikins of Sheattle was the ninth of eleven Disasterpiece Theatre episodes and was originally published on April 25, 2023.

    27 min
  4. Disasterpiece Theatre 8: Detective Orenguce and the Teddy Bear Factory (Patreon Original Upload - February 26, 2023)

    02/09/2025

    Disasterpiece Theatre 8: Detective Orenguce and the Teddy Bear Factory (Patreon Original Upload - February 26, 2023)

    Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised. Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the day they were originally published. Disasterpiece Theatre 8: Detective Orenguce and the Teddy Bear Factory was the eighth of eleven Disasterpiece Theatre episodes and was originally published on February 26, 2023.

    31 min
  5. Disasterpiece Theatre 7: The Legendary Duel of Nahbo and Patricia (Patreon Original Upload - January 9, 2023)

    01/19/2025

    Disasterpiece Theatre 7: The Legendary Duel of Nahbo and Patricia (Patreon Original Upload - January 9, 2023)

    Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised. Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the day they were originally published. Disasterpiece Theatre 7: The Legendary Duel of Nahbo and Patricia was the seventh of eleven Disasterpiece Theatre episodes and was originally published on January 9, 2023.

    28 min
  6. Disasterpiece Theatre 6: Lo-Fi beats to do rat things to (Patreon Original Upload - November 17, 2022)

    01/14/2025

    Disasterpiece Theatre 6: Lo-Fi beats to do rat things to (Patreon Original Upload - November 17, 2022)

    This episode in particular had a heavy vibe inspiration due to a specific song we had on repeat while recording this episode. That song is featured at the beginning of the actual in-world scene in this episode thanks to the permission of the artist who made the song. That song and artist is Mild by Trushinitas I'm so grateful they gave us permission to use their song in this episode. Thank you, Trushinitas! Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised. Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the day they were originally published. Disasterpiece Theatre 6: Lo-Fi beats to do rat things to was the sixth of eleven Disasterpiece Theatre episodes and was originally published on November 17, 2022.

    16 min
  7. Disasterpiece Theatre 5: Don't Call HR, I Have Donuts (Patreon Original Upload - October 7, 2022)

    12/30/2024

    Disasterpiece Theatre 5: Don't Call HR, I Have Donuts (Patreon Original Upload - October 7, 2022)

    Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised. Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the day they were originally published. Disasterpiece Theatre 5: Don't Call HR, I Have Donuts was the fifth of eleven Disasterpiece Theatre episodes and was originally published on October 7, 2022.

    16 min
  8. Disasterpiece Theatre 4: The Golden Eclair (Patreon Original Upload - August 5, 2022)

    12/18/2024

    Disasterpiece Theatre 4: The Golden Eclair (Patreon Original Upload - August 5, 2022)

    Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised. Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the day they were originally published. Disasterpiece Theatre 4: The Golden Eclair was the fourth of eleven Disasterpiece Theatre episodes and was originally published on August 5, 2022.

    20 min
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About

A narratively-driven actual play podcast with two players and no game master. Join our hosts as they take us on improvised adventures told entirely at random!

Information

  • Creator
    Christian & Jeffrey
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    87
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Roll & Tell
  • Show Website
    Roll & Tell