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The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.
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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly The Irish Times

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    • 4.8 • 37 Ratings

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.
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    ‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?

    ‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?

    So I’m driving along Vico Road – one of the bits of the road where two cors can barely pass – when I notice a black SUV coming towards me at speed...
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    ‘What if she wins, Ross? I’ve already heard some of the other moms refer to her as the Trump candidate’

    ‘What if she wins, Ross? I’ve already heard some of the other moms refer to her as the Trump candidate’

    “Oh my God,” Sorcha goes, “what is she doing?” Yeah, no, she’s talking about Honor, who’s smiling so hord that it looks like someone has jammed a coat hanger in her mouth sideways.
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    Can’t a father and son go for a pint without there being some, I don’t know, anterior motive?

    Can’t a father and son go for a pint without there being some, I don’t know, anterior motive?

    So it’s, like, Friday night and I’m having the usual pints with the goys in The Bridge. Dave Kearney asks how we’re getting on with a big smirk on his face. We’re all, like, crowded around my phone.
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    Honor is only running for Mount Anville head girl to downgrade her old dear’s greatest life achievement

    Honor is only running for Mount Anville head girl to downgrade her old dear’s greatest life achievement

    The old man steps into the kitchen with a Montecristo the size of a rolled-up yoga mat burning between his fat fingers. Sorcha storts coughing – her passive-aggressive way of telling him that we don’t allow smoking in this house – but he just ignores her, like he did when she tried to introduce a similar rule about shoes.
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    ‘There’s a video of me doing the rounds on this famous Tick Tocks dot com’

    ‘There’s a video of me doing the rounds on this famous Tick Tocks dot com’

    How quickly the years go by. That’s what I’m thinking as I’m taking the right turn at Donnybrook Bus Depot.
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    ‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’

    ‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’

    I had my nightmare again last night, the one where I have a one-night stand with Taylor Swift and then I ghost the girl and she ends up writing 15 or 16 songs about me and they’re on the radio constantly. And – yeah, no – I woke up screaming.
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