Royal Cannon

Cathy Cannon
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  • POLITICS

Just Buy Less Coffee Presents, Royal Cannon, a coffee shop deep dive on key historical events and figures that continue shape our world today. This podcast features the perspective of two snarky educators from two different generations. A duo famous for ruining parties with their hours-long conversations attempting to out nerd each other.

Episodes

  1. 20H AGO

    Power, Patterns, and Perception: How Americans Experience Foreign Policy

    Send us a text In this episode, Royal Webster and Cathy Cannon slow down a fast-moving and emotional moment in U.S. foreign policy. As news breaks about U.S. military action in Venezuela, public debate has quickly split between technical explanations and raw public reaction. This conversation brings those two perspectives together. Royal draws on his military experience to explain what actually happened — and what didn’t — clarifying the difference between strikes, invasions, and occupations, and why military force has real limits when it comes to creating stability or democracy. Cathy focuses on political psychology and voter perception, unpacking why this moment feels familiar and unsettling to so many Americans. She explains how historical patterns, language choices, and the merging of military power with corporate interests trigger alarm — even before all the facts are known. Together, they explore: Why people react to patterns, not timelinesHow “bad man” rhetoric short-circuits democratic debateWhy legality and process matter as much as outcomesWhat happens when power moves faster than accountabilityThis episode isn’t about defending or condemning a single country or leader. It’s about understanding how power is exercised, how trust is built or broken, and why constitutional restraint matters most when tensions are high. Calm, honest, and grounded — this is a conversation for listeners who want clarity instead of chaos. Support the show

    55 min

  2. 11/05/2025

    Blue Wave & the Crooks Who Keep Crooking

    Send us a text Episode: Blue Wave & the Crooks Who Keep Crooking Democrats cleaned house this week and the GOP is out here eating its own. Royal and I talk through the Blue Wave wins, the latest government shutdown stunt, and the fact that the crooks just keep crooking no matter how many mugshots they rack up. We get into the Republican habit of “rules for thee, not for me,” and yes—Marjorie Taylor Greene’s slow-motion self-destruct gets its own moment. It’s chaos, karma, and accountability, in that order. Support the show

    58 min
  3. From the Classroom to Congress

    10/22/2025

    From the Classroom to Congress

    Send us a text Meet the Candidate - Royal Webster. From the Classroom to Congress ... let's do this! In this special episode of The Royal Cannon Podcast, Cathy sits down with longtime friend, fellow teacher, veteran, and coach Royal Webster — who is officially announcing his candidacy for Congress. Before the campaign kicks off, the two talk about what led Royal to run, how his experiences in the classroom and the military shaped his view of leadership, and why courage, country, and the Constitution remain at the heart of his message. This conversation isn’t a campaign ad — it’s an inside look at how ordinary citizens decide to step into the arena and what it means to serve with integrity in a divided America. They cover: The moment Royal decided to runHow teaching and coaching reveal what politics gets wrongThe role of faith, family, and service in his leadership styleThe importance of rebuilding trust in governmentWhat this campaign hopes to inspire in the next generation of votersNote: This podcast is independently produced and funded by Cathy Cannon. It is not affiliated with or financed by any political campaign. Support the show

    1h 5m

  4. 10/05/2025

    The Shutdown Shuffle

    Send us a text The Shutdown Shuffle Description: The government’s broke (again), Congress is fighting (again), and somehow we’re the only ones showing up to work. In this episode, Royal and Cannon unpack why America keeps running on “six-month vibes” a.k.a. Continuing Resolutions, how political dysfunction became the new normal, and what a looming shutdown actually means for real people. Expect equal parts civics and sarcasm as the duo break down the absurdity of funding fights, forecast who’ll get blamed this time, and remind everyone that when the government stops paying its bills… the crazy keeps on talking. Support the show

    1h 4m

  5. 09/21/2025

    Unpacking the Pipeline

    Send us a text From Pepe the Frog to Proud Boys, the alt-right didn’t just crawl out of basements — it was born in the meme factories of the internet. This week, Royal and Cannon unravel the pipeline: how “just jokes” turn into radical ideology, why some incel forums are suddenly obsessed with “trans-maxing,” and what happens when the Republican Party’s youth movement has to pick sides between Charlie Kirk’s corporate cheer camp and Nick Fuentes’ fascist basement cult. We’ll also touch on The Atlantic’s piece about the decline of partying (spoiler: Discord servers are the new frat house), and why loneliness is the secret accelerant in America’s political dumpster fire. Special thanks to @misterfoxwell on TikTok for sparking some of today’s discussion. Cannon Curse Counter = 4. Support the show

    48 min
  6. News Lightening Round: Dumpster Fire Edition

    09/14/2025

    News Lightening Round: Dumpster Fire Edition

    Send us a text This week Cathy and Royal take a crack at the wild list of news stories that dominated the air waves ... preceding the news that took over the week.  Listen to the news from before the shot heard round the world ... and tune in next week for our reactions and thoughts on the latest developments.  Support the show

    1h 6m
  7. Constitutional Convention - Never Forget

    09/07/2025

    Constitutional Convention - Never Forget

    Send us a text This week, Cannon and Royal discuss the mechanics and common misconceptions around a potential Constitutional Convention. We discuss the history, the precendent, and the potential in the current chaotic political climate we find ourselves living in.  We also reflect on the coming anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001 and how as a nation we have abandoned the memory, and the sacrifice of those we lost that day. Let this episode be your reminder to Never Forget.  Support the show

    1h 15m
  8. The Contra Circus

    08/30/2025

    The Contra Circus

    Send us a text Episode 4: The Contra Circus This week, Cathy and Royal tumble headfirst into the three-ring mess that was the Iran-Contra Affair. Spoiler: it’s less “national security strategy” and more “political clown car.” We’ve got secret arms deals, shady cover-ups, and the Reagan administration juggling lies like flaming batons. By the time Ollie North struts onto the stage in his uniform, it’s basically Barnum & Bailey with subpoenas. Come for the history lesson, stay for the snark. Because nothing says “land of the free” like selling weapons to your sworn enemies and funding an illegal war on the side. Step right up, kids. The circus is in town. Support the show

    55 min
  9. Broken Windows and the Bracero Program

    08/23/2025

    Broken Windows and the Bracero Program

    Send us a text Episode: 3 Broken Windows & the Bracero Program  Cathy Cannon (@CannonsFodder) and Royal Webster are back at it — two teachers, two microphones, and way too many hot takes. This week, we’re breaking down two very different but very connected pieces of American history: the so-called Broken Windows theory of policing (spoiler: it’s more propaganda than policy) and the Bracero Program (a mid-century “guest worker” scheme that basically meant “exploit labor, call it legal”). Along the way, expect zany detours through Dust Bowl Okies, company towns, NAFTA fallout, and why American wealth has always been built on the backs of the poor while the elites keep cashing in. Oh, and of course — Cathy and Royal’s usual banter, caffeine-fueled sidebars, and the kind of history class you wish you had in high school. Hit play, laugh, rage, and maybe learn something your textbook skipped. Follow me on TikTok, SubStack, and Bluesky @CannonsFodder and Instagram and Threads @CannonsFodder_ig Support the show: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2528525/support Support the show

    51 min

  10. 08/16/2025

    The Last Gerrymander: How to Rig the Game to End the Game

    Send us a text Episode 2: The Last Gerrymander The Royal Cannon Podcast with Cathy Cannon & Royal Webster What do you get when you mix voter suppression, partisan power grabs, and some delightfully squiggly lines? A democracy held together by duct tape and court cases. In this episode, Cathy and Royal crack open the chaotic world of gerrymandering — the shady practice of redrawing political maps to rig elections without ever breaking a single law. From its messy colonial beginnings to the modern maps that look like abstract art projects on fire, we’re breaking down how this “totally legal cheating” works… and why it’s making your vote worth less (or maybe not count at all). We go full civics teacher meets political therapist on: Where gerrymandering came from (and why it’s still here)The landmark cases (hello Baker v. Carr, Shaw v. Reno, Rucho v. Common Cause)How racial and partisan lines keep getting blurred — and who benefitsWhy the Supreme Court pretended this wasn’t their problemWhat happens if this is the last fair map we ever get?This isn’t just about weird shapes on a map — it’s about power, people, and the future of representation in America. And spoiler alert: If you think your vote still counts the way it should… you might wanna listen twice. If you’re into spicy history, no-bullshit breakdowns, and political tea with constitutional receipts — hit that follow button and subscribe. New episodes drop weekly, and trust us… this ride is just getting started. Support the show

    1h 8m
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About

Just Buy Less Coffee Presents, Royal Cannon, a coffee shop deep dive on key historical events and figures that continue shape our world today. This podcast features the perspective of two snarky educators from two different generations. A duo famous for ruining parties with their hours-long conversations attempting to out nerd each other.

Information

  • Creator
    Cathy Cannon
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Royal Cannon
  • Show Website
    Royal Cannon