No One Gets Hurt

JJ Jorgenson, Tonio

JJ Jorgenson is a lawyer. Tonio is a felon. Together they talk about crimes, scams, schemes, comedy and more!

  1. -2 дн.

    Ruby Red Slip Up

    Send us Fan Mail If someone told you the ruby red slippers from 'The Wizard of Oz' were made of real rubies, would you believe them? On today's episode, we welcome special guest, Suzi Chicago and we jump down the rabbit hole of a heist of silly, ridiculous proportions.  A museum was broken into and the culprit stole the authentic screen worn ruby red slippers from the film. At an estimated cost of over $1m, the premise is silly but the crime is serious. Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties, the second half of the episode was lost. The episode time we were able to retrieve however, is a fantastic time that we are excited to share! Suzi was such a wonderful guest! You can see her special on YouTube! As always, we thank you all so very much for tuning in and all the love and support for our podcast! Don't forget to email or dm us if you have any comments or a scam or crime you'd like to share or have us cover!

  2. 10 сент.

    Find My Felony

    Send us Fan Mail How does a run of the mill burglary turn into a potential international crime/spy ring? IT'S EPISODE 25!!! And today we welcome special guest, Johnny Roque, and we discuss the curious case of a couple who tragically died in a helicopter accident, then were the postmortem victims of burglary. As the mystery unravels, what police find after catching the suspects throws a surprising twist to the story. Could their findings perhaps lead to something much deeper? Even a possible international crime/spy ring? Do you know what it means to "jump in the box" in prison? Probably not what you think! All of this and more on today's episode of No One Gets Hurt! As always we appreciate you tuning in and all of the love and support we have been getting! Don't forget to dm us on Instagram @noonegetshurtpod or email @ noonegetshurtpod@gmail.com and give us some feedback! Perhaps there's a crime you'd like our comedic take on or maybe you or someone you know has been scammed! Hit us up!!!!!

  3. 3 сент.

    Polka Party

    Send us Fan Mail What do you know about polka? Do you know where it originated? Do you know what awards there are for polka music? Did you know that a grammy nominated polka artist created a multimillion dollar Ponzi scheme? Today we welcome special guest, Jeff King, and we dive into the tale of Polka King Jan Lewan, and his descent from grammy nominated artist to Ponzi scheme operator.  Then we find out the details of how a Florida man got a DUI on a riding lawnmower?! As usual we give F's! Feloniesl, Funnies and Facts (allegedly!) We want to hear from YOU! DM us @noonegetshurtpod on Instagram or email us at noonegetshurtpod@gmail.com and ask us anything! Give us feedback on how you think we are doing! Maybe you or someone you know got scammed! Send us the story and we will potentially cover it on an episode! Thank you for joining us!

  4. 27 авг.

    Blazers & Bandanas

    Send us Fan Mail Kingpin: a person or thing that is essential to the success of an organization or operation KingPenn: today's topic Take a trip with us to a place the locals call "Happy Valley" to none other than Penn State University. Some dirty dealings by today's guest's "celebrity look-alike" led to some serious charges against a man who very strangely (albeit accurately) resembles today's guest.  We welcome special guest Jamie Acevedo! We talk with him about the differences between the California and New York comedy scenes, the difference between being from Long Island vs being from New York and the work he does at a well known local comedy club! And then..... You have warrants... The police find you... You decide to run... Where do you hide?  Well on today's episode you will learn exactly where NOT to hide! As always we thank you so much for tuning in and we look forward to continuing our growth and providing our treasured followers with the facts (kinda lol) and the funnies!

  5. 20 авг.

    Croatian Comedy & Crime

    Send us Fan Mail Croatian comedy, Croatian food, ćevapi controversy… and one of the wildest credit union frauds you’ve probably never heard of. 🇭🇷 Croatian comedian Stanko joins No One Gets Hurt to explain what the comedy scene is really like in Croatia, why you should apparently NEVER call ćevapi a sausage, and some Croatian cultural rules we definitely did not know before this episode. Then we get into the unbelievable story of the St. Paul Croatian Federal Credit Union, the Ohio credit union that collapsed after a massive fraud involving fraudulent loans, fake borrowers and more than $170 million in losses. How does a credit union serving the Croatian-American community become the center of a nine-figure fraud case? And, more importantly, how angry are Croatians going to be that we called ćevapi sausage? No One Gets Hurt — true crime, fraud, scams and ridiculous real-life stories. No murders required. 🎙️ New episodes every Thursday. #Croatia #CroatianComedy #Cevapi #TrueCrimeComedy #Fraud #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #CroatianFood #TrueCrimePodcast

  6. 13 авг.

    Herbs, Spices and Bribery

    Send us Fan Mail What do the Kentucky Derby, herbs and spices, California freeways and a million-dollar bribery scheme have in common? Apparently today's guest?!?! Today we welcome special guest, Tyler Gooch for an episode involving Kentucky roots, government corruption, questionable favors, and the logistics of allegedly accepting home renovations as a bribe? Tyler tells us about growing up in Kentucky, his time working at the Kentucky Derby, and shares his thoughts on herbs and spices that we're still trying to process Then we dive into the wild, true story involving CalTrans, and a corruption scheme where bribes included cash, wine, furniture and home remodeling We break down the case and highlight the absurd details as we do best! This is a true crime comedy podcast covering scams, schemes, scandals, fraud, white-collar crime, bizarre lawsuits, public corruption and ridiculous crime, no murders (hence the name "No One Gets Hurt"!)  Which do you think is the strangest alleged bribe: cash, wine, furniture or home remodeling? Like this episode! Drop your favorite moment or a crime you'd like us to cover in the comments! Hit the SUBSCRIBE button for new episodes every Thursday and new short form content coming soon! #truecrimecomedy #truecrimepodcast #comedypodcast #caltrans #publiccorruption #whitecollarcrime #fraud #kentuckyderby #kentucky #california

  7. 6 авг.

    Guys Gone Weird

    Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Mikey Barajas! We dive into the financial crimes of Joseph Francis, and a bank robbery involving a cat?!?! The mood is light, the jokes are heavy, but Joseph's charges are heavier. As always, we also discuss past and upcoming comedy adventures and let the conversation flow in whichever direction it might.  You never know what will be said! We have fun here

  8. 30 июл.

    Teknichal Difficulties

    Send us Fan Mail If someone offered you the winning lotto numbers, would you take them? What if it was in a state where you can't claim your winnings anonymously?  And what if it was to the tune of about $16.5m? On today's episode, JJ & Tonio welcome special guest Tek Ho and they dive into the tale of a man who basically had a cheat code to the lotto. They also discuss what they would do upon winning the lottery, gambling, recent comedy ventures, and someone gets pranked?!?! As always if you like to hear about crimes from the perspective of a lawyer and a felon who both happen to be very funny comedians, you've come to the right place and we appreciate you tuning in!

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JJ Jorgenson is a lawyer. Tonio is a felon. Together they talk about crimes, scams, schemes, comedy and more!

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    JJ Jorgenson, Tonio
  • Годы выхода
    2026
  • Выпуски
    26
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