Salty Language

Bryan Stewart and Tony High
  • 4.8 (46)
  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED WEEKLY

We rant on a variety of topics, ranging from comic books to movies. Whatever pops into our heads is fair game! E-mail us at saltylanguage@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @Salty_Language.

  1. Down with the Sickness

    JAN 12

    Down with the Sickness

    This week, we talk about Christmas, Tony being sick, Stranger Things finale, Orphan Black, Family Guy, Anaconda, Invincible, Armored MMA, NKD Doritos, Lego Smart Play, the QoftheW, and more!     Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Armored MMA https://www.armoredmma.com/ 2. Lego Smart Brick technology https://www.ign.com/articles/legoreveals-the-smart-brick-a-technology-packed-toy-piece-dubbed-the-next-exciting-chapter-for-the-companys-future-launching-inside-new-star-wars-sets 3. NKD Doritos https://www.pepsico.com/newsroom/stories/2025/cheetos-and-doritos-are-getting-naked QoftheW: If you found a box of everything you've lost, what would you look for first?   Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage Discord:  https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

    1h 51m
  2. Goiter Neck

    12/27/2025

    Goiter Neck

    This week, we talk about Rob Reiner died, leftovers on a 1st date, Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic, Godzilla rage room, Gas Station Simulator, Thank Goodness You're Here, Grand Theft Hamlet, Barkley vs. Godzilla commercial, the QoftheW, and more!     Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Man gets Godzilla rage room party for his birthday https://abc7news.com/post/martinez-man-gifted-godzilla-rage-room-birthday-watch-video-here/18292859/ 2. Podcast says taking leftovers on a first date is a red flag https://x.com/josh_uglyasf/status/1998640184309817413 3. Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic trailer https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-fate-of-the-old-republic-trailer 4. Grand Theft Hamlet https://www.undiscoveredcountryfilm.com/ 5. Barkely vs. Godzilla commercial https://youtu.be/1oCF-QFuoYs?si=g3i4ztdChxR7dHQV QoftheW: What was the gift you really wanted as a kid, but didn't think you'd get? Also, did you get it?   Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage Discord:  https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

    1h 31m
  3. Turkey Richard

    12/08/2025

    Turkey Richard

    This week, we talk about Thanksgiving, Thundercats, Thing's beard, Dan Da Dan, Stranger Things, The Chair Company finale, Sinners, Gigabash, drunk raccoon spree, Robocop statue is up, boys/girls toys price difference, man in DeLorean caught with cocaine, the QoftheW, and more!     Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Thing's beard https://youtu.be/NOuG1oeIX5M?si=fpDLCeoofradUsYn 2. Gigabash game https://passionrepublicgames.com/ 3. Raccoon liquor store spree https://www.13abc.com/2025/12/02/heavily-intoxicated-raccoon-passes-out-liquor-store-bathroom-after-breaking-ransacking-shelves/ 4. Robocop statue finally up https://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/arts/2025/12/03/robocop-statue-stands-detroits-eastern-market/87591003007/ 5. Man in DeLorean arrested with a lot of cocaine https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/new-jersey-man-arrested-after-crashing-delorean-loaded-with-cocaine-into-parked-car/ar-AA1REbmr QoftheW: What is a weird rule you have for yourself?   Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage Discord:  https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

    1h 39m
  4. Dr. Penetration

    11/20/2025

    Dr. Penetration

    This week, we talk about Hospital shenanigans, new tv, neck fans, Frankenstein, Satisfactory, Bat-Fam, Pete & Bas, Monster Squad, I Like Me, the QoftheW, and more!     Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Pete & Bas https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCOBgtIp6ge-EnATEAdU8EXQ QoftheW: What's a low quality, expensive restaurant you would recommend to an enemy? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage Discord:  https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

    1h 53m
  5. Detroit Rock Kitty

    11/11/2025

    Detroit Rock Kitty

    This week, we talk about Halloween, Satisfactory game, shows we watched, GTA 6 being delayed, possible Saints Row reboot, PS Portal update, Tillamook Butternaise, hot dogs in jars, $1 a night hotel, baldness breakthrough, Wisconsin Supper Clubbers gear, a SUATMM Lego USS Enterprise set, the QoftheW, and more! Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Satisfactory https://www.satisfactorygame.com/ 2. Tillamook Butternaise https://www.tillamook.com/recipes/classic-tillamook-grilled-cheese 3. Pickled hot dogs https://www.food.com/recipe/pickled-hot-dogs-or-sausages-82781 4. Potential baldness breakthrough https://www.sciencealert.com/baldness-breakthrough-fat-cells-could-be-the-secret-to-rapid-hair-regrowth 5. SUATMM USS Enterprise Lego set https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/star-trek-u-s-s-enterprise-ncc-1701-d-10356?CMP=AFC-AffiliateUS-oelFIBIMgTk-3011275-1689973-10&cmp=REF-202511-StarTrek_Laun 6. Wisconsin Supper Clubbers hat https://skycarp.milbstore.com/collections/wisconsin-supper-clubbers/products/beloit-sky-carp-wisconsin-supper-clubbers-fitted-cap 7. Wisconsin Supper Clubbers shirt https://skycarp.milbstore.com/collections/clearance-1/products/wisconsin-supper-clubbers-pigment-dyed-graphite-heather-t-shirt QoftheW:  What physical trait is an instant dealbreaker for you, and why? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage Discord:  https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

    2h 4m
  6. Halloween Spanktacular 15

    11/01/2025

    Halloween Spanktacular 15

    This week, we talk about Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,The Substance, Gen V, Over the Garden Wall, Skyrim, Halo on PS5, Reddit payout, herpes monkeys, Little Dicky Too High, Chair Company, Demon Slayer, Fargo, Only Murders In The Building, a SUATMM, the QoftheW, and more!     Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Werewolf Bar Mitzvah https://youtu.be/25EYLtqiyTo?si=xxDdrsvydZUEQPyX 2. Lil Dicky Too High https://youtu.be/OSwi-PkbSIo?si=RjdRyxVScCPMbOLg 3.. Microsoft CEO hints at next system being a PC https://www.ign.com/articles/its-funny-that-people-think-about-the-console-pc-as-two-different-things-microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-drops-biggest-hint-yet-that-the-next-xbox-is-basically-a-pc 4. Escaped herpes monkeys https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mississippi-monkey-escape_n_6901aeaee4b0522875e894d8?d_id=10796896&ncid_tag=tweetlnkushpmg00000067&utm_medium 5. SUATMM: Cabbage Merchant Secret Lair MtG set https://nerdist.com/article/cabbage-merchant-secret-lair-drop-magic-the-gathering-avatar-the-last-airbender-collection/ QoftheW: If you were a horror movie villain, what would your weapon be? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage Discord:  https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

    1h 46m
  7. Tangy Zip

    10/15/2025

    Tangy Zip

    This week, we talk about Marvel Zombies, condiments, Gen V, What We Do In The Shadows, Chad Powers, Dan Da Dan, Fargo, Smiling Friends, Drew Struzan died, D'Angelo died, Chair Company, Road Warriors Figures, Peacemaker, the QoftheW, and more!     Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead https://www.imdb.com/title/tt25811262/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_2_tt_5_nm_0_in_1_q_zom 2. Drew Struzan died https://deadline.com/2025/10/drew-struzan-dead-star-wars-indiana-jones-1236584643/ 3. D'Angelo died https://deadline.com/2025/10/dangelo-dead-singer-1236584484/ SUATMM: Zombie Sailor Toys Road Warriors figures https://www.instagram.com/p/DPl4pX2EYX5/?igsh=MTN1ZXBnMDlwZXlwag%3D%3D QoftheW:  What's a "normal" sound you hear that immediately gives you a bit of anxiety or annoyance? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage Discord:  https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

    1h 34m
  8. Schnitzel In The Wild

    09/30/2025

    Schnitzel In The Wild

    This week, we talked about Aldi's stuff, dirty soda, Into The Void, Alien Earth, Wolverine game, Marvel Zombies, Battlefield 6, Superman, Peacemaker, the QoftheW, and more! Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Links: 1. Dirty soda https://www.msn.com/en-au/money/companies/from-pepsico-to-taco-bell-dirty-soda-is-taking-over/ar-AA1Npz3P?ocid=BingNewsSerp 2. Wolverine game trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_f8kl8lJQ QoftheW:  What are you starting to lose interest in? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage Discord:  https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

    1h 46m
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We rant on a variety of topics, ranging from comic books to movies. Whatever pops into our heads is fair game! E-mail us at saltylanguage@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @Salty_Language.

Information

  • Creator
    Bryan Stewart and Tony High
  • Years Active
    2011 - 2026
  • Episodes
    793
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Bryan Stewart and Tony High
  • Show Website
    Salty Language