Sarcastic Dwarf

Gurvit Picklepocket
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Meet Gurvit Picklepocket, a halfling rogue with a checkered past and an odd fascination with lizard women, and Dwight Cornman, a widowed dwarf corn farmer who approaches every life-or-death decision with the cynical confidence of a man with nothing left to lose. Join them on their journey into a D&D world they barely understand and certainly can't control. Critical Reviews: D&D Monthly Magazine calls Sarcastic Dwarf: "Pointless." Dungeon Quarterly says: "Why now? Why ever?" Don't miss out on this brave new show D&D fans haven't been asking for. But are going to get anyway.

Episódios

  1. 9 de jun.

    Episode 11: The Red Brands

    With their cool, new team name in place, the "Stabbin' Crew" head off to find the Red Brands, who are ruining life for the locals in the fair town of Phandalin. But before they can engage them in combat, Gurvit and Dwight cook up a secret plan.

  2. 3 de jun.

    Episode 10: The Stabbin' Crew

    After promising to save the town of Phandalin from the dreaded Red Brands, Gurvit, Dwight and gang take refuge in a tavern to brainstorm a cool team name that will strike fear into the likes of Glass Staff, the leader of the Red Brands.

  3. 20 de mai.

    Episode 9: Big Trouble in Little Phandalin

    Having recently slaughtered an Ogre and Owl Bear, Gurvit, Dwight and gang head to the sprawling town of Phandalin ready to play their first musical gig. But before they can take the stage the townsfolk ask them to rid their community of a big time problem.

  4. 12 de mai.

    Episode 8: Everyone is dead

    On their way back to the town of Phandalin, Gurvit, Dwight and their plucky group of adventurers run into two of the strongest, scariest creatures they've ever seen. Will they survive an all out battle with an Ogre and an OwlBear?

  5. 28 de abr.

    Episode 7: Gurg

    Having failed to solve the mystery of the Tri Boar trail, Gurvit, Dwight and gang turn back towards the town of Phandalin. But before they arrive, they're surrounded by a group of goblins. Perhaps one of them could help them in their quest?

  6. 21 de abr.

    Episode 6: The Banshee

    Having survived multiple Sturge attacks, Gurvit, Dwight, Marga, Sneelin and Sildar continue their journey to uncover the mystery of the Tri Boar. While caught in a pounding rainstorm they encounter very unhelpful Hobgoblins and also manage to annoy a powerful banshee. What could possibly go wrong?

  7. 17 de abr.

    Episode 5: The Tri Boar Trail

    After losing the 178-year old fighter, Sildar Halwinter to the mosquito-like rat monsters known as the Sturge, Gurvit and Dwight try to solve the mystery of the Tri Boar Trail.

  8. 15 de abr.

    Episode 4: Sildar Halwinter

    Having hacked their way through gross goblins and a giant bugbear, Gurvit and Dwight rescue an acquaintance, who gives them some useful information to help them on their beguiling quest.

  9. 30 de mar.

    Episode 3: The Wolf Suit

    Our two heroes, Gurvit Picklepocket and Dwight Cornman have found themselves in a giant, scary cave filled with troublesome monsters. Armed with only their wits and some really crappy weapons, they do their best to survive. But will they?

  10. 19 de mar.

    Episode 2: Call Me Daddy

    Having survived their first skirmish with a band of goblins, Gurvit and Dwight venture down stream with their new friends Sneelin and Marga Rasha Agamemnona towards a giant scary cave.

  11. 15 de mar.

    Episode 1: Investigation

    Gurvit and Dwight are asked to transport some provisions to a distant town, but along the way they run into some sketchy characters they aren't quite sure about. Will they make it to their destination in one piece?

  • 11 episódios

Sobre

Meet Gurvit Picklepocket, a halfling rogue with a checkered past and an odd fascination with lizard women, and Dwight Cornman, a widowed dwarf corn farmer who approaches every life-or-death decision with the cynical confidence of a man with nothing left to lose. Join them on their journey into a D&D world they barely understand and certainly can't control. Critical Reviews: D&D Monthly Magazine calls Sarcastic Dwarf: "Pointless." Dungeon Quarterly says: "Why now? Why ever?" Don't miss out on this brave new show D&D fans haven't been asking for. But are going to get anyway.

Informações

  • Criado por
    Gurvit Picklepocket
  • Anos de atividade
    2026
  • Episódios
    11
  • Classificação
    Explícito
  • Copyright
    © Gurvit Picklepocket
  • Site do podcast
    Sarcastic Dwarf