Sburban Spectators

Lexia Velika Hartley and Ian SburbanSpectator
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Welcome to Sburban Spectators, a book club podcast about the webcomic Homestuck with your host, Homestuck veteran, Lexia Velika, and your captive audience Ian, a Homestuck novice. Join us as we venture into the zany world of Homestuck and its accompanying properties. (Re)discover the highs and lows of this weird wonder.

  1. EPISODE 1

    Episode 01: Pages 1 to 80

    Episode Notes Content warnings: animal death mention Episode 1 covers pages 1 to 80 of Homestuck. Welcome to Sburban Spectators! Start the Homestuck journey with us by learning about our respective experiences (or lack thereof) with the webcomic Homestuck and learn a little bit about the comic before we dive into the first 80 pages and become no longer stuck at home. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host ??? - Theme Song

    1h 22m

  2. EPISODE 2

    Episode 02: Pages 81 to 248

    Episode Notes Content warnings: discussion of ableism, race, and representation Episode 2 covers pages 81 to 248 of Homestuck. The journey continues with episode 2 as we complete ACT 1. This episode includes confession of Homestuck-related gay awakenings. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Special mystery friend of the show (???) - Theme Song

    1h 18m

  3. EPISODE 3

    Episode 03: Pages 248 to 495

    Episode Notes Content warnings: mention of animal death, mentions of ableism and racism Episode 3 covers pages 248 to 495 of Homestuck. The episode wherein discussion of SBaHJ and outside omens curse us. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Mystery friend of the show (???) - Theme Song

    1h 47m

  4. EPISODE 4

    Episode 04: Pages 496 to 758

    Episode Notes Content warnings: mention of child neglect and mentions of ableism and racism. Episode 4 covers pages 496 to 758 of Homestuck. The episode in which we dive into the end of Act 2 and see the future that awaits our Earth. Also Lil Cal related fear increases. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Mystery friend of the show - Theme Song This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1h 16m

  5. EPISODE 5

    Episode 05: Pages 759 to 979

    Episode Notes Content warnings: discussion of ableist/homophobic language, graphic description of loose teeth, and animal death Episode 5 covers pages 759 to 979 of Homestuck. On to Act 3 where we meet our final kid: the whimsical & deeply strange Jade Harley. Featuring surprise early troll appearance, corn conspiracy, memories of accidental spoilers, & more. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Special mystery friend of the show (???) - Theme Song

    1h 33m

  6. EPISODE 6

    Episode 06: Pages 980 to 1153

    Episode Notes Content warnings: mention of child neglect, alcoholism, underage sexual harassment, racial slurs. Episode 6 covers pages Pages 980 to 1153 of Homestuck. In which after a long delay due to the Baby Jade curse (on our end & a day in Real Time), Lexia Velika talks a bit too much about Pathologic at the start. Let it be known that Lexia Velika has changed their view on Pathologic/Homestuck crossover content in the time since this recording for they are no longer grieving. Also featuring Ian continuing to ponder their developing transfem Dave headcanon. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Arkzyd - Theme Song

    1h 22m

  7. EPISODE 7

    Episode 07: Pages 1154 to 1357

    Episode Notes Content warnings: discussion of racist jokes, sexual content. Episode 7 covers pages Pages 1154 to 1357 of Homestuck. The intermission is here! If you are reading this, congratulations for not skipping the intermission! Warning for Horrid Inexplicable Audio Crimes ranging from Lexia Velika's mic geiger counter ticking up to Ian's ghostly echo & other torturous noises they willfully made. We talk about this weird side story & end with the question: what Sisyphean torment suits YOU best, dear listener? Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Arkzyd - Theme Song

    1h 5m

  8. EPISODE 8

    Episode 08: Pages 1358 to 1596

    Episode Notes Content warnings: discussion of ableist slurs. Episode 8 covers pages Pages 1358 to 1596 of Homestuck. Back to the kids as trolling intensifies featuring new future friends (...or foes??). Horny blathering about the Black Queen was greatly suppressed at a high cost. Beware end of episode speculative discussion of a hypothetical Homestuck x MtG set. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Arkzyd - Theme Song

    1h 26m
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Welcome to Sburban Spectators, a book club podcast about the webcomic Homestuck with your host, Homestuck veteran, Lexia Velika, and your captive audience Ian, a Homestuck novice. Join us as we venture into the zany world of Homestuck and its accompanying properties. (Re)discover the highs and lows of this weird wonder.

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  • Creator
    Lexia Velika Hartley and Ian SburbanSpectator
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    33
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