Scale As Needed Podcast FloElite

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0:01 - subscribe to ArmenHammerTV!
1:37 - Some Athleticism Neglected!
3:00 - purposefully ignoring actual fitness talk
4:40 - bodyweight strict presses: super tough.
14:28 - rucking: Kyle and Cliff do it.
21:30 - “if you’re gonna die with a backpack full of literature, what literature would you pick?”
23:19 - Fourth of July! And growing up in Texas
28:50 - a very long Nicolas Cage circle: Con Air to The Sorcerer’s Apprentice to Leaving Las Vegas to Mandy to Ghostrider 2 to Face/Off
39:00 - John Woo circle: Broken Arrow, Face/Off, MI:2
40:44 - the evolution of action movies over time
1:00:06 - Bethany Shadburne prefers “Bethany” over “Beth” and an in-depth discussion on the acoustics of “Bethany” vs “Beth”
1:07:23 - Reebok will require athletes to wear only what is provided to them at the Games
1:14:26 - ….almost.

0:04 - SARMs Are Needed
1:01 - we changed locations!
2:02 - three athletes tested positive at Regionals
8:23 - Chase keeps working out for some reason and literally salting your wounds on your torn hands
18:12 - the reason why most of our audience is men (“you can fuck a meat pocket”)
19:45 - #FitBeth!
26:05 - Kyle’s sad/crazy Alex Jones story
29:06 - Michael Shannon as a sad rodeo clown, Viggo Mortensen,
34:20 - Kyle and Armen’s travels
35:50 - T*rkish delight and the history between Armenians and T*rks
38:08 - Armen hung out with Sean Sweeney for a few days!
48:24 - Kyle’s epic saga of getting way too high and watching 2001: A Space Odyssey
59:35 - the reason why Armen doesn’t do edibles in public anymore
1:04:26 - Cliff’s “I got super high and lost my car in a parking lot” story

0:01 - SHAVE A NERD!
1:00 - special delivery interruption time!
2:17 - Armen’s mullet
6:30 - the long lasting pain of childhood humiliation
14:58 - Magic cards, the Black Lotus, Armen’s weird dream
22:10 - Cliff’s awesome idea to make CrossFit Games events way more exciting
27:15 - Armen’s other weird dream
29:10 - The Fittest Beth, #FitBeth
30:58 - CrossFit is suing Reebok, Rogue vs Eleiko barbells, and who might be the new title sponsor at the Games
49:00 - Dan Bailey’s recovery is going better than Kyle’s did, are these knee injuries from plyometrics?

00:38 - subscribe to ArmenHammerTV
03:30 - Russell Berger was fired
26:11 - Klokov and Trump?
32:15 - Tough Mudder X
41:12 - Existenz, The Blog, body horror movies and more

0:03 - WE ARE BACK!
2:10 - “60% of this show is no longer employed at FloSports”
19:30 - Armen and Chase have seen each other every day since getting fired
21:24 - What’s next?
29:15 - Chase competed at Regionals!
40:27 - Regional performances breakdown
1:03:10 - Deadpool 2!