Schoolboy Rollup

Schoolboy Rollup

Schoolboy Rollup is a weekly wrestling podcast for fans who love unfiltered opinions, heated debates, and real talk about professional wrestling. We break down: WWE & AEW news and storylines PPVs & weekly shows Hot takes, bold predictions, and controversial booking decisions Wrestling nostalgia, rumors, and fan questions No corporate talking points. No safe takes. Just honest reactions and arguments the wrestling community actually cares about. 🎙 Hosted by lifelong friends and wrestling fans who aren’t afraid to say when something sucks — or when it deserves praise. 👉 Subscribe if you’re tired of watered-down wrestling coverage and want real discussion every week. 📅 New episodes weekly 🎬 Full episodes + Shorts 💬 Join the Rollup crew in the comments If you love wrestling debates, this channel is for you.

  1. Jul 10

    Episode 71: The Lost Episode, Rob's Not Here, Will It Even Get Posted? | Schoolboy Rollup | 7/9/2026

    Most podcasts go out with a whimper, but today’s episode? We’re dropping the mic (and maybe a burger or two). Imagine a show so packed with humor, randomness, and epic snack debates that even Rob’s not here to ruin the vibe — it’s basically a ‘lost episode’ but with way more flavor. We’re talking final meals, food chaos, and the kind of wrestling speculation that could make YOU a booking genius. You’ll discover exactly what a true last meal looks like—think Lobster Rolls, Blueberry Lemonade, Taco Bell Crunch Wraps, and even some . . . unexpected food alliances. Plus, we unravel the mysterious allure of LA Knight’s rise to superstardom, turning wrestling into a comedy of epic proportions. No scripted jokes here—just two dudes riffing on celebrities, belts, and why Bronson Reed might be the greatest underdog story you’ve never heard of. And if you’re the type who thinks AEW is just a fancy acronym for “Absolutely Everything Wrestling,” then strap in. We break down Kenny Omega’s next chapter, the mysterious “SummerSlam” plans for Sammy, and how a Mets game might be the secret to all your future title reigns. Spoiler: it’s not about the good guys winning—it’s about snacks, chaos, and getting paid to talk about it. Imagine a world where “dog meat” is the highest praise, where Jalen Brunson’s NBA skills collide with WWE’s wildest storylines, and where LA Knight’s awkward clapping might just be his secret weapon. Need motivation to hit play? Well, if you like your episodes spicy, hilarious, and packed with enough wrestling buzz to keep you entertained till next week’s hiatus, this one’s for you. So whether you're a wrestling nerd, a snack enthusiast, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode hits every mark. Perfect for the drive, the gym, or just to avoid adulting for a bit. Hit play and join us—before Rob tries to post it in the “Rob’s Not Here” folder. Trust us, your earbuds will thank you. Chapters 00:00 - The schoolyard adieu or just another cliffhanger? 00:13 - Food fight: chicken parm vs. Italian mystery menus 00:42 - The salad test: how to judge a restaurant like a pro 01:52 - The last supper fantasy: taco bells, burgers, and dreams 02:46 - Taco Bell crunch wraps: crunchy secrets revealed 03:50 - The "final" meal: steak, tacos, and unbaked cookies—oh my! 04:46 - AEW and WWE opponent or allies? The Kenny Omega scoop 10:04 - SummerSlam preview: Sami Zayn and the wild predictions 12:10 - Kenny Omega’s main event gambit and the eventual Ospreay showdown 14:46 - The elusive AEW and WWE superstar crossover dream 15:58 - Sami's short reign, long-term potential, and the art of losing with style 18:04 - Mick Foley's record-breaking title runs—short and sweet 19:23 - The rise and fall (and rise again) of Sami Zayn 20:37 - Punk, CM, and the unpredictable chaos of backstage politics 22:42 - The heel turn potential and Punk’s future in the realm of wrestling 27:21 - Madison Square Garden, the Knicks, and the wild idea of NBA wrestlers in the ring 29:31 - The wild rumor of WWE stars and the fantasy of cross-promotional chaos 32:22 - LA Knight, Gable, and the quest for the Money in the Bank case 35:12 - The countdown begins: October 10 and the race for the briefcase 36:50 - New stars rising: Gable, Bronson Rees, and the story arcs ahead 38:13 - The “vision” storyline: how factions are shaping up in WWE 45:27 - Seamus' near-miss, the Mets, and whether AEW will steal WWE’s Irish hero 50:01 - The hall of fame journey—will Seamus jump ship? 54:45 - The no-Rob episode: celebrating the chaos and the future of wrestling podcasting 55:37 - The end of the "Jannetti ranking" – who is truly the king?

  2. Jul 3

    Episode 70: Sami Zayn Champ - For How Long? + The 4th + USA Soccer | Schoolboy Rollup | June 2, 2026

    This episode starts with a fun discussion about the Fourth of July, where the hosts agree it’s one of the best holidays because it’s low-pressure, social, and always ends with fireworks. They joke about how some towns stretch the fireworks out too long, which makes the holiday feel less special. The back half of the episode focuses on wrestling, especially WWE’s current title picture and the road to SummerSlam. The hosts talk about Sami Zayn, CM Punk, Kevin Owens, LA Knight, and several possible storyline directions, including some fantasy booking around returns and title matches. They also react to WWE’s recent booking decisions, with a mix of criticism and optimism about where things could go next. Chapters 00:00 The Return of the Dynamic Duo 02:53 Celebrating the Fourth of July 05:44 Sports Talk: Knicks and US Soccer 08:28 Wrestling Insights and Predictions 11:25 SummerSlam Build-Up and Expectations 18:01 The Return of Legends 18:55 CM Punk's Impact on WWE 20:07 Sami Zayn's Title Reign 21:15 The Future of Raw and SmackDown 23:13 Fantasy Booking WWE Matches 24:23 The State of Tag Team Wrestling 27:35 The Return of Former Stars 28:50 The Role of Gimmicks in Wrestling 30:01 LA Knight's Character Development 31:56 Money in the Bank Predictions 35:34 Dudes Weekend and World Cup Excitement 36:56 Planning the Murder House Gathering 38:23 USA Soccer Game Anticipation 41:42 Dinner Recap and PlayStation Discs Discussion 44:44 AEW vs WWE: Wrestling Highlights and Future Predictions

  3. Jun 25

    Episode 69: World Cup, GTA 6 and WWE Night of Champions | Schoolboy Rollup | 6/24/2026

    Join us as we dive into the latest in sports, gaming, and pop culture, sharing insights, predictions, and personal stories. From World Cup updates to GTA 6 hype, this episode covers it all for entertainment enthusiasts. Takeaways GTA 6's graphics and release details excite gamers. US soccer team has a ceiling of quarterfinals in World Cup. Bloodline storyline in WWE is evolving with new twists. Gaming industry trends include high storage requirements and digital-only releases. Wrestling storylines are currently disconnected but have potential for future developments. Chapters 00:00 The Two-Man Power Trip Begins 02:49 Celebrating Consistency and Friendship 05:29 World Cup Excitement and Cultural Connections 08:05 Analyzing Team USA's World Cup Prospects 10:55 GTA VI Pre-Order Buzz and Gaming Trends 19:48 The Impact of Ray Tracing on Gaming 21:06 Choosing the Right Gaming Console 22:48 The Anticipation for Future Games 23:46 Local Food Reviews and Community Favorites 24:37 Wrestling: A Shift in Focus 26:11 Current State of Wrestling 29:24 The Evolution of Wrestling Storylines 31:10 Personal Connections in Wrestling Storylines 34:56 Engaging with the Audience 35:38 The Hat Debate: Fitted vs. Snapbacks 37:33 Pop Culture and Wrestling: A Unique Comparison 39:57 The Street Profits: A Tag Team's Future 43:51 King of the Ring Predictions: Who Will Prevail? 50:28 Cody vs. Gunther vs. Sammy: Championship Stakes 52:29 Jade vs. Tiffany: A Championship Showdown

  4. Jun 19

    Episode 68: Bloodline is Alive, Knicks in 5 + World Cup! | Schoolboy Rollup | June 18, 2026

    Knicks, World Cup, and Wemby Woes: A Wild Ride of Sports & Celeb ShenanigansHold onto your hats, folks – this episode is a potpourri of NBA championship glory, World Cup fires, and a hefty dose of celebrity antics in the sports world. Who knew that talking about Jalen Brunson’s MVP march or comparing WWE stars to countries could be so entertaining? Main Topics Covered:Knicks' triumphant parade, fan culture, and celeb cameosThe emotional rollercoaster of the NBA playoffs including Wemby’s bad sportsmanshipWorld Cup updates, predictions, and random European drinking habitsWrestling’s bloodline evolution and celebrity locker room invasionsObsessive game stats, merch obsession, and the wild auction of a WWE maskIn this episode:How the Knicks’ victory sparked a city-wide hype explosion (and celeb overload)The debate about whether Wemby’s pouty post-game behavior needs a timeoutRob’s insightful take on the World Cup’s global love affairThe WWE’s latest in-ring drama, meta-analogs to national teams, and the best wrestler-country matchupsThe surprising numbers behind the hottest WWE collectible auction and the implications for superfansTimestamps:00:00 - Knicks win! Parade madness and celeb overload begins 02:24 - NYC fans show their love with bedazzled shirts and hats 05:13 - Why NBA is a basketball city, not just a team sport 06:06 - Rob’s top picks for the World Cup winner and highlights so far 09:04 - The wild story of Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, and celebrity intrusion into Knicks celebrations 13:04 - Wrangling with the Wemby temper tantrum, and comparing him to other global stars 17:34 - The epic WWE bloodline entrance that felt like a throwback to 97’s nWo 20:12 - AEW’s storylines, and why you’re missing out if you’re not at live shows 25:25 - The hilarious international reactions to American fast food and the US’s place in the global scene 38:36 - The auction frenzy for the one-of-one WWE mask—how much is it really worth? 41:16 - Leo Rush’s bizarre character in AEW and the wrestling talk that’s surprisingly good 43:22 - The rise and fall of WWE storylines & the in-ring genius of AEW's underdog stories 50:50 - Why LA Knight might own the Money in the Bank briefcase and the struggle for the world title 54:45 - Which WWE wrestler would be which World Cup country? A hilarious geography quiz meets pro wrestling Resources & Links:Wasted on Destiny — Track your hours in DestinyNike's MVP Jersey — Represent your team in styleFanatics WWE Mask Auction — Bid for the ultimate collector's itemLeo Rush’s AEW Spotlight — See his creepy, funny character in actionStay tuned for next week’s episode—more sports chaos, celebrity antics, and maybe, just maybe, a little less wrestling analysis (but no promises). Thanks for listening!

  5. Jun 12

    Episode 67: Knicks One Win Away and I'm At Where I'm At With WWE | Schoolboy Rollup | June 11, 2026

    The discussion revolves around a passionate exchange about the New York Knicks in the NBA Finals. The speakers express excitement and anxiety over the Knicks' playoff games, highlighting key moments and players like Jalen Brunson and Victor Wembanyama. The conversation also touches on the emotional rollercoaster of being a Knicks fan, with references to past games and the team's potential to win the championship. The dialogue shifts to wrestling, where the speakers express dissatisfaction with the current state of WWE, describing it as corporate and lacking soul. They reminisce about past wrestling eras and discuss various wrestlers and storylines, expressing a desire for more engaging content. The conversation is interspersed with personal anecdotes, humor, and camaraderie, reflecting the speakers' deep connection to sports and entertainment. They also discuss the logistics of attending games and events, sharing insights into the fan experience. Nick and Rob are also joined by Friend of the Show, Chris. Chapters 00:00 Celebrating a Historic Night in Sports 02:52 The Rise of Wemby: Villain or Hero? 05:44 The Knicks' Epic Comeback 08:32 Star Players and Celebrity Sightings 11:32 Analyzing Game Strategies and Refereeing 14:21 The MVP Debate: Brunson vs. Anunoby 17:13 Youth and Energy: The Spurs' Future 19:58 Fan Culture and Game Day Experiences 20:43 The Dynamics of NBA and WWE Rivalry 23:26 The Evolution of Wrestling Storylines 25:50 Boredom in Professional Wrestling 27:54 The Impact of CM Punk's Absence 30:08 Anticipating SummerSlam: Expectations vs. Reality 32:01 Identity and Representation in Wrestling 36:30 The Knicks' Resurgence and Fan Sentiment 39:37 Wemby and the Spurs: Rivalry and Reactions 40:51 Playoff Pressure: Expectations and Concerns 43:29 Emotional Rollercoaster: Game Highlights and Fan Reactions 46:17 WWE: A Shift in the Landscape 51:57 The Corporate Nature of Wrestling Today 59:24 WWE and Celebrity Crossovers 01:00:46 The Rise of Danhausen 01:03:18 Brock Lesnar's Retirement and Its Impact 01:04:54 Watching Sports: Home vs. Public 01:07:13 Anticipation for the Knicks Game 01:10:10 World Cup Excitement and Logistics

  6. Jun 5

    Episode 66: Knickshausen GOATS In 5, Venti Americano, Gable + more! | Schoolboy Rollup | 6/4/26

    Buckle up, folks! Today we’re diving into everything from the spectacle that is AEW’s latest match to the Knicks' miraculous winning streak, sprinkled with hilarious DMV stories and wrestling banter that could make even a stone smile. If chaos, comedy, and a little bit of sports trivia excite you, you’re in the right place—and don’t worry, we’ve got enough humor to turn a DMV disaster into a comedy goldmine. The stunning debut of the Mariachi Bands at AEW, complete with festive singing and cultural flairThe Knicks' 12-game winning streak and the nostalgic trip down NBA memory laneWrestling debates — Seth Rollins’ reign, King of the Ring upset potential, and the underrated talents of Chad Gable and JuliaThe bizarre, heartwarming, and downright hilarious DMV adventures of a guy who forgot his registration and almost got a ticketThe surprising box office downfall of “Mandalorian” and the surprising competition from the “Backrooms” horror flickThe latest WWE roster shuffles and the exciting prospects of the Bloodline saga Chapters 00:00 - Welcome to the chaos: wrestling, NBA, and DMV tales collide 00:39 - AEW’s epic intro scene with mariachi bands and cultural swagger 01:48 - WWE’s theatrical brilliance and the art of the perfect entrance 02:58 - The rise of Ludwig Kaiser and the fleeting fame of luchador culture 05:11 - The mysterious Kimberly Kross arrest update—spoiler: she's fine! 07:02 - Vegas or San Diego? The epic debate over upcoming AEW events 09:15 - The saga of Chad Gable, his potential main roster push, and WWE’s talent management 12:17 - The return of old-school Judgment Day vibes and the legendary "Rob’s" DMV adventures 15:23 - How a kind cop in East Orange made failing to renew a registration seem almost pleasant 18:06 - Knicks' NBA playoff run, streak, and nostalgic league memories 19:39 - The overhyped Yama and NBA superstardom, plus the Knicks' good luck charm 24:25 - The eternal suffering of elite wrestling fans and the DMX-inspired chants of resilience 26:21 - Amusement parks, log flumes, and the rollercoaster tales from middle age 28:09 - WWE’s “beer tea” and “sloppy” pay-per-view reviews—are they even trying? 30:58 - The absurdity of the “Clash in Italy,” and WWE’s latest booking blunders 34:22 - PED rumors, body transformations, and the weird world of wrestling fitness 36:14 - LA Knight’s current run, the potential of Money in the Bank, and the chaotic saga of AEW’s AEW 39:12 - Who will win King of the Ring? Spoiler: Seth Rollins might be the sacrificial lamb 42:41 - The legendary debate: Xavier Woods, Montes, or maybe even another dark horse—who should take the crown? 44:08 - Julia Hart’s talent, why WWE is wasting her, and the weirdness of international promos 46:24 - “The Mandalorian” box office crash and the decline of Star Wars in theaters 48:50 - A quick rundown on the “Backrooms” horror flick and the sad state of franchise storytelling

  7. May 29

    Episode 65: Knicks In The Finals, AEW Better Than WWE + Clash Picks | Schoolboy Rollup | 5/28/26

    In this episode, we explore the vibrant world of Knicks fandom, fueled by the comedic genius of Side Talk NYC. We delve into the Knicks' thrilling journey to the finals and how Side Talk's viral content captures the essence of true fan passion. The episode also takes a deep dive into the latest AEW pay-per-view, highlighting unforgettable matches and the electric atmosphere that rivals WrestleMania. We discuss the return of wrestling icons like Edge and Christian, and the intriguing backstage controversies surrounding WWE, including Vince McMahon's SEC issues. With predictions for SummerSlam and insights into the wrestling industry's future, this episode offers a dynamic blend of sports excitement, humor, and wrestling drama. Chapters 00:00 Celebrating Knicks' Finals Appearance 02:40 The Impact of Side Talk NYC 05:27 Knicks' Playoff Predictions 08:10 Favorite Knicks Players of All Time 10:47 The Uncursing of the Knicks by Dan Howson 15:08 Introduction and Setting the Stage 15:38 Wrestling Fan Experiences 16:41 AEW Double or Nothing Review 22:34 Match Highlights and Crowd Reactions 28:08 Women's Division Discussion 30:41 Future of AEW and WWE Dynamics 34:52 Vince McMahon Controversies and NWO Reboot Discussion 39:41 The Hollywood Hogans and NWO Speculations 41:12 WWE's Current Storylines and Character Developments 42:45 Clash in Italy: Match Predictions and Analysis 46:22 Cody Rhodes vs. Gunther: Title Stakes 48:16 Tribal Combat: Roman Reigns vs. Jacob Fatu 51:23 WWE vs. AEW: The Competitive Landscape

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Schoolboy Rollup is a weekly wrestling podcast for fans who love unfiltered opinions, heated debates, and real talk about professional wrestling. We break down: WWE & AEW news and storylines PPVs & weekly shows Hot takes, bold predictions, and controversial booking decisions Wrestling nostalgia, rumors, and fan questions No corporate talking points. No safe takes. Just honest reactions and arguments the wrestling community actually cares about. 🎙 Hosted by lifelong friends and wrestling fans who aren’t afraid to say when something sucks — or when it deserves praise. 👉 Subscribe if you’re tired of watered-down wrestling coverage and want real discussion every week. 📅 New episodes weekly 🎬 Full episodes + Shorts 💬 Join the Rollup crew in the comments If you love wrestling debates, this channel is for you.