A weekly short form podcast containing bite-sized chunks of satire and humor.
Episode 10: Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Listening To Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train
In my opinion, 90 percent of the people who get hit by trains every year deserve to get hit by trains. I simply cannot conceive of any justifiable reason for someone to be hit by a train (unless, of course, you’ve just upset the Don of your specific...
Episode 9: Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?
If you are a college student, I strongly suggest that you go ahead and get an internship at a fast food restaurant in your area. That way you’ll be fully prepared to enter the job market when you graduate in 10 years.#####This was originally published...
Episode 8: Smoke Screen: Confessions of a Tobacco Junkie
I have come to the decision that I will never, ever, never smoke another cigarette for as long as I live unless there happens to be one near me.#####This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent...
Episode 7: I Almost Cut My Hand Off With a Meat Cleaver
The summer before my freshman year in high school circa late 1980-something I almost cut my hand off with a meat cleaver.
Episode 6: Ricky Tango, Jr. Becomes a Man
I was ten years old the day I became a man...
Episode 5: I’m a Real Stand Up Employee with My New Standing Desk
I recently purchased a standing desk for my home office so I can stand up while working. No, I’m not a self-loathing masochist, I just got tired of sitting on my ass all day.