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  1. BREAKING: Grown Ups 3 Is Officially In The Works

    5D AGO

    BREAKING: Grown Ups 3 Is Officially In The Works

    Yo, what’s poppin’ pod squad? 🚀 It’s your fave chaotic besties back with the tea that’s got everyone spiraling—Grown Ups 3 is officially cooking on Netflix, no cap! After 13 years of us manifesting in the group chat, Adam Sandler and the whole squad said ‘bet’ and pulled up for one more reunion arc. Lenny Feder (Sandler) hits us with that inheritance glow-up: dude scores the old childhood summer camp and immediately rounds up his chaotic found family—Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider, and the wives crew—for peak dad energy, lake house disasters, and ‘remember when we were iconic’ vibes. maxblizz.com It’s giving nostalgic millennial bait but we’re all tapping in ironically (or are we tho?). Filming kicking off early 2026 in Vancouver, Kyle Newacheck directing, Sandler + Tim Herlihy on the script. No exact drop date yet but expect it to slap late 2026/early 2027. Lowkey emotional tho—shoutout Cameron Boyce forever, the squad won’t forget. @i Will it be mid or straight bussin’? We predicting 27% RT critics vs 94% audience and both eating. Y’all want simple iconic vibes or influencer spam? Drop your wild plot theories—like Hawaii arc or camp sabotage—in the comments, besties.”

    2 min
  2. BREAKING: Discord Said Not Today Bestie, Discord Is Down No Cap | SDN

    MAY 8

    BREAKING: Discord Said Not Today Bestie, Discord Is Down No Cap | SDN

    big yikes on a friday night too, like the devs said “no vc for the girlies” and hit us with the API error arc. can’t log in, can’t send msgs, sessions dying left and right. they’re “working on it” according to the status page but we all know that’s code for “pray and touch grass” 😭

    1 min
  3. BREAKING: Hanta Virus Acting Like the Main Character | SDN

    MAY 8

    BREAKING: Hanta Virus Acting Like the Main Character | SDN

    Cruise ship outbreaks 😭 AI regulation plot twists 🤖 Apple entering the John Ternus era 🍎 And humanity surviving off vibes and caffeine ☠️ Welcome back to SDN — the Gen Z news source where the headlines sound fake but unfortunately aren’t 💀 Tonight we break down: 🦠 The latest hantavirus outbreak fears 🤖 Trump administration AI pivots 🍎 Apple succession news 🌎 Global internet chaos ☠️ Why the timeline feels unstable again

    4 min
  4. BREAKING: OpenAI Is Making a Phone… And Apps Might Be Cooked 😭📱

    MAY 5

    BREAKING: OpenAI Is Making a Phone… And Apps Might Be Cooked 😭📱

    “We went from tapping apps… to talking to our phone like it’s a human.” “The ChatGPT phone isn’t a phone… it’s the end of apps as we know them.” It’s not out yet * Not confirmed fully * Could change So don’t expect to buy it tomorrow

    2 min
  5. Trump Dodges ANOTHER Assassination Attempt at WH Dinner | Shots Fired, Chaos Ensues

    APR 26

    Trump Dodges ANOTHER Assassination Attempt at WH Dinner | Shots Fired, Chaos Ensues

    Yo what’s good fam? Last night at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump, Melania, JD Vance & the whole cabinet had to duck & run when shots rang out at the Washington Hilton. Secret Service went super saiyan, tackled the suspect (31yo Cole Tomas Allen from Cali, armed with guns + knives), and got everyone out safe no cap, Trump walked away unharmed again. This is like the third time since ’24… timeline is actually unhinged fr.

    3 min
  6. BREAKING: Tim Cook Stepping Down in September, The New CEO of Apple Is..⁉️

    APR 21

    BREAKING: Tim Cook Stepping Down in September, The New CEO of Apple Is..⁉️

    Yo what’s good besties? Tim Cook stepping down and handing the keys to John Ternus?? The quiet hardware king is now Apple’s new CEO and we’re breaking it all down with zero cap. Is this the start of foldable iPhones, AI glow-ups, or just more lowkey vibes? We spill the tea on what this means for your next upgrade, Wall Street, and why this transition is giving smooth but sus energy.

    3 min
  7. BREAKING: AI Jesus Got a Subscription Fee and Christians Are Not Vibing With It

    APR 12

    BREAKING: AI Jesus Got a Subscription Fee and Christians Are Not Vibing With It

    Just Like Me dropped an AI Jesus that looks like Jonathan Roumie from The Chosen you can video chat with him, get prayers, hit him up in multiple languages, and he even remembers your last convo like a digital bestie. But here's the tea: it's $1.99 per minute or $49.99 a month for 45 mins. Bro really out here monetizing the Son of God 💰✝️ Christians are not having it tho.

    1 min
  8. BREAKING: Iran War Chaos: US Rescues F-15 Crew, Trump Drops Hormuz Hell Ultimatum 💀

    APR 5

    BREAKING: Iran War Chaos: US Rescues F-15 Crew, Trump Drops Hormuz Hell Ultimatum 💀

    🚨🐣 Easter Miracle or straight chaos? US Special Forces pulled off a wild rescue deep in Iran, yanking the second F-15 airman (who was out there with just a pistol) after his jet got clapped. Trump’s calling it an ‘Easter Miracle’ but then dropped the hammer: open the Strait of Hormuz by Monday or we’re turning Tehran’s lights out and sending everyone to Hell. Oil prices already tweaking, timeline on fire, and Gen Z over here refreshing for WW3 speedrun updates 💀🌍

    2 min
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  • Creator
    Paul George
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    495
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Paul George
  • Show Website
    SDN