Selfie Valuation

Selfie Valuation

A podcast about the ABC's award-winning* long-running** sitcom "Selfie". *may not actually have won any awards **depending on your definition of "long"

  1. 01/22/2019

    "I Woke Up Like This" Commentary and Series Finale

    So this is how the podcast ends, not with a bang, but with a riveting activity straight from the mind of one of the internet's staunchest "Selfie" fans. That's right, it may be the end, but it's all fun and games (and fond memories) until, and up to, the very last minute. Twenty-six episodes later and Beth and Evan have finally come to their predetermined stopping point, having spent hours on what this short-lived sitcom was and what it could have been. If it helps at all, remember that their project lasted three months longer than the show they love so much.

    "I Woke Up Like This" Commentary and Series Finale

  2. 01/15/2019

    "I Woke Up Like This"

    Our truest fans will forget, however momentarily, that the title of this episode came from the "Selfie" season and series finale. Instead, they might think that it refers to them and how beautiful they are in this morning, or that they in fact arose from slumber with headphones on, already listening to the internet's #1 "Selfie" podcast. Nobody likes it when a good thing ends, but Beth and Evan put on their bravest faces and recap the very last episode ever of a very, very, very good sitcom. For the disappointed, stay tuned for next week, when they wrap things up in a particularly special way.

    "I Woke Up Like This"

  3. 01/08/2019

    "Stick In The Mud" Commentary

    This week Evan and Beth are keeping it in the family by bringing on a special gue- oh, sorry, there's been a misunderstanding. Evan and Beth are DISCUSSING family. Specifically the families of Eliza Dooley and Henry Higgs. Apologies for any confusion. Tune in to hear what number child they are (though they know they're #1 in your hearts, listeners), what Eliza's sister's baby's Instagram handle would be, and exactly who to call when you've been in an automobile accident.

    "Stick In The Mud" Commentary

  4. 12/29/2018

    "Stick In The Mud"

    It's 2019 and gym membership numbers are at an all-time high! What better way to motivate yourself to hit the gym than to set a goal for yourself? It could be something as daunting as hiking the Pacific Crest Trail, or perhaps even the (comparably) more manageable Tough Mudder? No, this episode isn't about difficult mothers (which is a joke that works much better if this description is read aloud), though that is definitely something Evan will jokingly discuss in next week's episode. This week focuses on burying the hatchet (which is like a stick, though not necessarily in the mud)!

    "Stick In The Mud"

  5. 12/18/2018

    "Perestroika" Commentary

    Television enthusiasts will be familiar with Dan Harmon (once most well-known for "Community", now [in?]famously so for "Rick & Morty") and his formula for sitcom writing. The truly successful will stick to it without deviation. It's for that very reason that Beth and Evan are keeping with what's tried and true: diving into an episode of "Selfie" with a little less preparation than is probably advisable (and yielding some quality discussion [and a teaser of what's to come] to boot!).

    "Perestroika" Commentary

  6. 12/11/2018

    "Perestroika"

    "Perestroika?" you may be muttering aloud. "Is that some sort of three-wheeled vehicle from the capital of France?" The most fortunate among you know that this is not the case, and that listening to this very good episode of this very good podcast will give you the answer you need (and more!). In this case more refers to an easy, breezy, in-depth recap of the eleventh episode of "Selfie", marking the antepenultimate installment of the series. It also refers to the entertaining details about the hosts' lives, sparingly doled throughout like guacamole in a burrito (but from one of those joints where it comes at no extra charge).

    "Perestroika"

  7. 12/04/2018

    "Imperfect Harmony" Commentary

    "Selfie" was a sitcom that aired in the Year of our Lord 2014, and was categorized as a "romantic comedy". This episode of this podcast is about a certain episode of that series, but is more accurately about romcoms as a film genre. As Julia(?) would say, "But seriously, folks," there's some excellent discussion here that springboards out of the idea that "Selfie" could be revived as a feature length movie. Spawning from that, like Athena birthed from the forehead of Zeus, is another even bigger and more important question: What if it was revived as TWO movies?

    "Imperfect Harmony" Commentary

  8. 11/27/2018

    "Imperfect Harmony"

    Imagine visiting your local karaoke bar, except instead of queuing up Seal's "Kiss From a Rose" instead it's the tenth episode of "Selfie", a sitcom that was here today (at some point in 2014) and gone tomorrow (at another, later point in 2014). That's what Beth and Evan did! That intrepid duo then got to recapping that episode for your listening pleasure! Their viewing experience has been condensed down into 3/4 of an hour of auditory gold, the perfect soundtrack as you drive to the hometown spot for a public (or private) singalong experience.

    "Imperfect Harmony"
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A podcast about the ABC's award-winning* long-running** sitcom "Selfie". *may not actually have won any awards **depending on your definition of "long"

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  • Creator
    Selfie Valuation
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2019
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Selfie Valuation
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